Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

You don't need a passport for domestic flights. Not that he's going to likely be flying anywhere again. At least not involving his own money. I wouldn't put it past him to get catfished into it again considering how it went for him the last time

That said, funny thing happened. I ended up buying that schedule 1 game just to see what the hype was about. Its pretty decent for an EA game, particularly one made by one guy. As long as he keeps with it and doesn't find a way to fuck it up it should end up being a rather good game. But anyway I was fucking around with meth production trying to come up with a wern themed meth that caused its users to develop wern like side effects. I managed to get most of them, came up with one that was close, that caused baldness, paranoia, smelly, was toxic, calorie dense, bright eyed, euphoric, schizophrenic, laxative and a few other things that fit lucas....and then burst out laughing when I saw the default name for it that the game generated - girl scout cum. I shit you not. Shit like that makes me seriously wonder about that whole simulation theory sometimes. Apparently the universe really does have a sense of humor. I was going to call it something telomere related but that was too eerily accurate not to pick instead. The funnier thing is i'm making bank on it
Yes, you do.
 
I, for one, am glad his mom is overspending on vacations and bragging about them.
You know 100% that The Wern saw it, and is seething that his MOOLEEN DOLLAH inheritance is being spent
He's probably doubly seething given that his parents are vacationing in the very place lucas himself publicly stated for weeks that he wanted to go and intended to save up for a vacation there himself 'next year' during his short stint at walmart
This is assuming he sees it and realizes """his inheritance""" is being washed away, instead of seeing it and coming to the Wern-brain conclusion that the vacations prove they are millionaires and that he'll be getting big bucks and much land when both sets of his parents die and leave it all to him (for some reason).
 
Lucas is getting angry again

edit: yeah something definitely set him off:

and another one:

he's going full on manic and on a roll today i'd say

he's talking absolute nonsense now about how he'd rather live in a socialist dictatorship that oppresses the rich and supports the poor and helps them become middle class than his current situation. also claims taxes are theft

and given the theme of todays videos something tells me somebody turned him down and called him fat
 
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and given the theme of todays videos something tells me somebody turned him down and called him fat
Maybe, but I also can't imagine him getting remotely close to having that kind of conversation in the first place. He probably saw someone he's been obsessing over with a guy and has been arguing in his head non-stop. I'll also choose to believe he hasn't changed his shirt since the previous video, so something close to a week.
 
“You’re gettin your cigarettes or you’re gettin your yacht or you’re gettin your fuckin bullshit!”
Imagine being so poor that cigarettes and yachts are equally unobtainable, lol. I guess the warm weather is finally kicking in a bit, making him more manic.
If some cute zoomer catfish swam up right now he’d definitely go for it. Preferably one with a yacht he can live on, and a carton of Marlboro reds.
 
You don't know my pain! he says as he repeats the same nonsense over and over and over in every video

He's definitely got the manic euphoria going on, you can see it in his looney expression. Somebody hasn't been taking their meds it looks like

Now he claims socialism is about helping the poor and oppressed and how he's totally both because of atheism denialism bigot! ageism denialism bigot! class denialism bigot! weight denialism bigot! He also got caught lying about his supposed exes. First suzanne is 18 years older than him and now he's claiming the 'previous girlfriend' who we know did not exist, was 12 years older than him and 'weighed 300lb'

Also that thumbnail speaks for itself:
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You don't know my pain! he says as he repeats the same nonsense over and over and over in every video

He's definitely got the manic euphoria going on, you can see it in his looney expression. Somebody hasn't been taking their meds it looks like
He's been pretty obsessed with mentioning Susan as justification for Gen Z baes dating him right now right now right now right now. If Lucas wasn't such a ginormous retard, I'd say dating Susan was some 20 year plan to convince someone 20 years younger than him to date him.

He's on fire!

That tooth ain't looking too hot though.
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The wealthy deserve oppression! says the guy who publicly brags about his supposed millionaire parents and how he's totally going to get millions in inheritance. Sounds like he's telling people exactly why he deserves to be oppressed

and lol at him claiming the communists only 'suppressed' capitalism. Aside from the fact he means oppressed, he doesn't know shit about the communists or what they did. Lucas is the exact kind of person that would have been thrown in a gulag, if not outright put up against a wall and shot for being too useless for slave labor. Plus he's a petty criminal by his own admission and the communists didn't like them either

Guess he's never heard of the great purges either considering the lunacy he's talking here
 
Lucas is just the worst, as evidenced by these videos.

As we've all said/noticed before absolutely everything about his "beliefs" are a roleplay that he has put zero actual thought or effort into and he has no interest in them beyond his belief that they will get him a young (let's be honest, he wants underage) girlfriend and a life of abject, unearned, luxury and idleness. He doesn't actually care about social or economic justice, he only cares about himself and being catered to.

I've known people who were openly communist/socialist etc who were thoughtful, intelligent, honest, and entirely reasonable. That doesn't mean I agreed with with their overall world view but you could tell they've actually thought about the issues and were honest about their own belief systems shortcomings and, in some cases, very violent and sad histories. Lucas is none of those things and if he woke up tomorrow in a communist/socialist world he'd STILL be a shiftless crumbumb who was unwanted and useless to society because he provides nothing of value to the world.
 
Can't edit my previous post anymore but I noticed something interesting after lucas's recent manic spazz out - its subs jumped rather largely overnight. They were at 309 before he started the ranting and I just went to check to see if there have been any videos posted today and he's at 539. Something weird must have happened with the algorithm. Though I kind of wonder about why anyone would sub to a guy ranting like he does other than to keep an eye on the level of crazy. Either that or creepy idiots like him. Leaning toward the former given he's still mostly got the same 1 or 2 likes that he does himself on the videos and only a handful of comments clearly fucking with him
 
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