Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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HackerX said:
At the very least, that's my headcanon until proven otherwise.

He's also been skimpy on the vids as of late but he did decide to grace everyone with a very informative post on YouTube.
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I think he picked up the habit of boomerposting from his mother. I long for the days where Lucas would plaster a screed of his schizofrenic rants on top of an unrelated meme or a pic of his face. It's like he's not even trying to get a zoomer bae anymore!!! And on a related note, I wish there was a feature to look at an account's comment history. There are time when Lucas will respond to a comment months/years after it had been posted and it'd be neat to see what he's up to in that manner. Or gems like this:
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I'm not waiting a damn decade for the alphas to maturate

I'm sure you're not lucas, and thats the problem. We can add maturate to the list of words lucas doesn't know how to use properly and throws in there because he thinks it makes him sound intelligent. Mature is the proper term there lucas, not maturate. You're not describing children assimilated by the borg or jem'hadar children there lucas

That said, daily reminder that generation alphas starting year is 2010, which makes the oldest members of that generation 15 years old today, only three years from technically being legal. So lucas is implying that his interest is in gen alpha's that will take another 10 years to mature. Nice freudian slip there lucas. Incidentally, 2025 is the first year for generation betas. Pretty ironic really, as if by some bizarre turn of events lucas did somehow get somebody pregnant from this generation (and reminder: according to lucas himself males should only be breeding up to age 55, 10 years from his current age, and well within gen betas birth era) whatever horrifying mutant of a child he produced would be, quite literally, a beta by birth

and lucas unsurprisingly thinks he has a gotcha about jews and israel with his post. He is completely ignorant of the fact that the reason for that scouting around was a practical one not a historical one

I have zero doubt that lucas will switch his attention to alphas in the next few years, assuming his kidneys don't kill him first. and he'll claim he's switched to them because zoomers are 'bigots' 'republicans' and 'socialist in name only' and then project his usual lunacy on the alphas just like he did with the zoomers
 
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I opened up a new Edge window (which I rarely ever do) and was greeted by this newtab feed:
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Couldn't help but thunk of our former Elk King.
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
He looks like a filthy lesbian with a hormone imbalance in this picture.
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He certainly has the sketchy butch look and the history of DV down to be a lesbian. Alas, even the butchest, skeeviest lesbian will get more zoomer puss puss than lucas

That said, lucas chimped out at being called out for where he gets his info from:
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Lucas spouts mainstream media talking points constantly
 
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WonderWino said:
That said, lucas chimped out at being called out for where he gets his info from:
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He gets his from this niche lil' website that you've never heard about. It's called Google. He's said so himself.
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He's like the "Aliens" meme guy.
 
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Lucas will be safe from the BBB cuts. In a way he's mad because he will now have more proof he's just that disabled they won't take his tard bucks.

Girls get so wet for wards of the state. That track slaps btw. Lmao. Mrs is in for a surprise next time she gets in the Lexus.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Medicaid should be affected even for us retards, but I doubt Lucas uses that anyway.
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After Lucas finally succumbs to MRSA kidney aids, I'd love to know the amount of tax dollars spent on him throughout his life. It's easily in the hundreds of thousands at the very least when he's put in a few hundred at best from his short work stints and whatever sales tax he's paid. I think it's one of the reasons his communism/socialism mooing is more ridiculous and annoying than it is infuriating.

For someone who's benefited this much from society, not even capitalism, but society, he's the best argument against everything he moos about. I know there was a post a few pages back about what his attributes would be, he's definitely got some luck if you zoom out a bit.

- He's lucky he lives in this era because any other era would have left him to his own devices and die at best, or simply killed him because he's a net negative nuisance at worst.

- He's lucky he found Malon Place. I didn't realize places like that even existed (i.e., taking the majority of gibs in exchange for food, shelter, medication, etc) because it's the best situation possible for someone like Lucas. He's repeatedly proven he can't take care of himself and I thought the only other option would involve him losing freedoms. While that is true to an extent at Malon Place since he has a curfew, can't cook in his room, can't have people over in his room, etc., he's effectively allowed to do whatever he wants as long as he takes his meds. The fact he found a place like that in Spokane and permitted access, with the sole cost being the majority of his monthly gibs, was like winning the lottery.

- He's ultra lucky he's on the west coast and in Spokane. If he were just about anywhere where the homeless population was a bit more dense and rowdy, he'd have been stabbed forever ago. If he were in a place like Maryland or New York, he'd have frozen to death a while ago. I'm honestly not sure how many other cities Lucas could live the same quality of life he does in Spokane.

Lucas comment while he's AWOL, in dialysis, or whatever he's doing. LOL.
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Unable to edit previous post and he has returned once more.
Standard communis/socialism mooing and now it'd make no one poor and everyone middle class. Apparently everyone would have 2 cars in their garage that run on solar power and hydrogen as well.
Now we're back to the good stuff.

"I don't see how me dating a 21 year old woman would be a big deal." Lucas, there are about 50 different and unique elements inherent to that question that intertwine together. It's not because of the conservative voice on the winds that call you a pathetic retard either.

"Have you ever met a 21 year old woman?" Lucas, have you? Have you met anyone outside of the nursing home in the last few years? By "met", I mean something more than stringing some schizobabble along in your head after seeing any woman without ever approaching her.

"How can you be predatorial against a 21 year old woman in 2025? Have you seen their personality? Her domineeringness? (lol new wor)" I'd give anything for someone to pin Lucas down and force him to expand on that. It'd be eye opening and really illuminate how his fragmented logic actually works, but to give one example. Probably sitting at the bottom of the stairs and demanding zoomer puss puss, in exchange for not snitching on heroin use, is just the start.

Also back to the he hasn't seen a 21 year old again, but you get an idea how he crafts them up in his head. He legit wants a switch (dom and sub). The dom part for taking care of him, making money, providing everything, introducing herself to him, and basically running the entire relationship. The sub part to be his meek fisting recipient. I'd ask how he gets the idea that such a woman exists in the first place, much less one that's interested in him of all people, but that would give credence to the idea that there's a possibility of any woman being interested in him.

"Their strength? Their power? Their value?" Welp, pretty sure a catfish could talk him into getting pegged if they tried hard enough.

"I talking about real actual women<....> Most women are gonna allow you to get away with bullshit like cheating and lying and stealing. So anything you're saying just goes in one ear and out the other because you're an ageist raging bigot and your prejudice deserves no (thinks for a minute and cracks a faint smile because he thinks he's talking everyone down, LOL) appeasement whatsoever."

This is the legitimately fascinating stuff about his mind because he clearly thinks the women he's conjures up exist. Real actual women do exist (who knew?) and avoid him like the plague. The only difference is he calls them bigots because they won't larp like the zoomer switch mommy bae in his head. I think that spiel is his tardbrain at maximum effort in that he's aware of the vast differences between reality and what goes on in his head, but it comes out as pure incoherent schizobabble when he tries to explain it. Like how do you start off declaring that 21 year old dom mommies exist (who you clearly desire), but then immediately call them bigoted retards who will go out with anyone except you???
 
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Mooooo! Look at this cow smuggly telling us how it would be plenty good for him to date 21 year old women. Cause, Lucas, he knows 21 year old women and he knows them well. And all the while he is wearing headphones to silence the voices on the wind. The voices on the wind tell him he is a fat faggot, a worthless bum, and a stupid-ass jerk! They insinuate that he is not plenty good at all. They strike his rock music down and put him on hell rides.


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2 days in a row? Hell yeah, keep'em coming.

Lucas is hungry, so $$$ for shoutouts are back on the menu. No idea how he came to the $20 figure considering he's demonstrably less "known" than he was the last time he tried. That's it. Just begging for money to eat more. Can't even be bothered with lying about how he'll get a zoomer bae at the bar with the money.
 
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HackerX said:
2 days in a row? Hell yeah, keep'em coming.

Lucas is hungry, so $$$ for shoutouts are back on the menu. No idea how he came to the $20 figure considering he's demonstrably less "known" than he was the last time he tried. That's it. Just begging for money to eat more. Can't even be bothered with lying about how he'll get a zoomer bae at the bar with the money.
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And he has to agree with what he's been asked to read. He's still being picky in spite of how much he's asking and how poor he is.
 
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Doesn't sound like anyone is going for it yet as he just posted another near identical video begging for someone to give him $20 for a video

Replace feed the pig with feed the wern, and only make it an option for teen girls and you have the most horrifying afterlife imaginable:
 
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