Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Aristophanes said:
Lucas is


He's going pimp style. Homeless pimp style.
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More like John style, honestly. He's the one paying, not the one profiting.

Rumpled Foreskin said:
OH MY GOD YES!!!!

This has far exceeded my expectations. Oh my god rejoice!
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Yeah I expected him to leave the hospital medicated and take a little while to get back to being his old self, but he is as insane and obsessed as ever right out of the gate. It's glorious.
 
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Cato said:
More like John style, honestly. He's the one paying, not the one profiting.



Yeah I expected him to leave the hospital medicated and take a little while to go back to his old self, but he is as insane and obsessed as ever right out of the gate. It's glorious.
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Drinks for everyone. Can't wait for a video!!!!
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
So his Facebook page only recently has had activity and there are a fuck ton of comments already. It has me slightly worried that these amateur Wernologists will fuck this up through weenery.
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Yeah he's getting flooded with dozens of comments calling him a pedophile.

Fortunately The Wern is resilient and such comments didn't discourage him in the past.
 
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Cato said:
Yeah he's getting flooded with dozens of comments calling him a pedophile.

Fortunately the Wern is resilient and such comments didn't discourage him in the past.
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Fuck those haters and greybeards. They're just ageist bigots.

Lucas needs a girlfriend right now. Right now. Right now. Right Now! Really hope he makes another rap video for us. We need a continuation of the last video he released before he went to the nut house.
 
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Lucas has seemed to try to reinvent himself as some sort of "cultured gentleman" by the looks of it, but instead comes off as even more desperate and creepy. The thousand dollar bribe just screams creep.

Rumpled Foreskin said:
Jeeze that's like somehow taking a Ferrari up a notch or two. He's gonna have to beat that millennial pussy off of himself with a baseball bat.
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Lucas is a new man - he will scoff on the finest fatty steaks, none of that cheap Red Robin stuff.
 
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I like how he says he "came into some money" and won't elaborate on the how, even though EVERYONE knows how. He's probably got close to $4,000 and it will be gone within six weeks. And he will have gained another 20lbs eating out all the time to impress the gals.

Oh, I REALLY REALLY hope he buys a pocket WIFI so he never goes dark again.
 
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Did he just display a shred of self awareness by saying "he knows this is weird"? Holy moly the Lucas is evolving :horrifying:
 
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