💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[The Garden]

I refuse to eat anything glazed by Wern.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Why is it so red?? Did he put cranberry sauce or it or something?
I've only really seen mustard used with ham

 

[WonderWino]

Why is it so red?? Did he put cranberry sauce or it or something?
I've only really seen mustard used with ham

He said it was some kind of cherry sauce, which is weird in itself. Lots of people put cherries on glazed ham while cooking it but i've never heard of anybody putting cherry sauce on one afterwards. Thats just bizarre


Well theres a word salad. Thats definitely his schizo stream of consciousness being put into game form. It never occured to him that he paid for that last game, nobody played it and all he did was make a couple bizarre videos that made even less sense than usual of him fucking with the pieces and then that was it and he moves on to something else. That in itself is pretty symptomatic of mental problems


We did get quite a bit of a wall lucas, and quite a bit of ICE crackdown. Draining the swamp isn't that simple, neither is health care. Nobody said anything about trump eliminating the national debt, the FBI fucked up the clinton stuff and the epstein situation. Grocery prices were lowering before the iran shit, which was more israels doing than trumps, he just went along with it expecting a quick victory. and what 'help buying a home' are you referring to lucas? That has nothing to do with trump.

What pisses lucas off is nobody got the tariff and dodge checks. The money from that shit was intended to be put into government spending lucas, just handing out money to people would have made the whole thing pointless and would have actually increased the debt and spending. Lucas is just angry cause his greedy food hungry ass wanted more free money from the government to stuff his face with

 

[Bassomatic]

There's some irony, my home is paid off, it's free. So is yours Lucas. Also who said I voted for either of these people? We have a huge net loss of illegals.

Does Lucas want to mention the jobs report? 177k+ jobs? Now I'm a big Donny fan but that's huge, Jan a month we LOSE jobs because holidays over we gained again... Febs losses were really tied to a union thing.. it's a lot stronger than you think.. OH ... silly me I'm talking to Lucas "I can't make it as a retard at walmart" Werner. jobs aren't important.. aside we have to work them to pay taxes for him.

God damn Myrna would taking it in the ass be that bad? But no you birthed this thing.

I've never been to prison but that Easter dinner looks like prison meal status. Also for such an "anti" Christian, he sure found a way to EAT in name of god. I really am looking forward to at least a foot being taken.

 

[IceQueen]

He said it was some kind of cherry sauce, which is weird in itself. Lots of people put cherries on glazed ham while cooking it but i've never heard of anybody putting cherry sauce on one afterwards. Thats just bizarre

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Well theres a word salad. Thats definitely his schizo stream of consciousness being put into game form. It never occured to him that he paid for that last game, nobody played it and all he did was make a couple bizarre videos that made even less sense than usual of him fucking with the pieces and then that was it and he moves on to something else. That in itself is pretty symptomatic of mental problems

Wow… That might be the most nonsensical “game” he’s come up with yet.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is telling on himself again. In other words he is either seriously manic or having something of a psychotic episode to the point people were concerned enough to ask wtf he was doing when they noticed him staring at the wall like a nutcase

If anything this just confirms my suspicion that lucas does this shit as a means of dealing with looney intrusive thoughts and its basically a stream of consciousness in 'game' form. Explains alot about why this one was particularly unhinged and nonsensical

Definitely makes me think he's not on his meds

But yeah, straight from the horses mouth this time - he literally stares at the wall looking like a crazy person while nonsensical ideas just pop into his head. This shit screams intrusive thoughts, which isn't particularly surprising given his history and tendency to say and do weird shit

 

[HackerX]

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Lucas is telling on himself again. In other words he is either seriously manic or having something of a psychotic episode to the point people were concerned enough to ask wtf he was doing when they noticed him staring at the wall like a nutcase

If anything this just confirms my suspicion that lucas does this shit as a means of dealing with looney intrusive thoughts and its basically a stream of consciousness in 'game' form. Explains alot about why this one was particularly unhinged and nonsensical

Definitely makes me think he's not on his meds

But yeah, straight from the horses mouth this time - he literally stares at the wall looking like a crazy person while nonsensical ideas just pop into his head. This shit screams intrusive thoughts, which isn't particularly surprising given his history and tendency to say and do weird shit

The best part is he never registers why someone would ask him that. Not one bit whatsoever. Hell, I imagine every time someone attempts to communicate with him, his retarded brain filters it through the lens of zoomer baes or food. Regardless of context, his initial (and permanent TBH) presumption for all communication is based around the following premises:

- They're talking to Lucas because they're offering him a zoomer bae.

- They're talking to Lucas because they're instructing (i.e., divulging the magic words or cheat codes) him on how to get a zoomer bae

- They're talking to Lucas because they want to be a wingman for Lucas, and help get him a zoomer bae.

- They're talking to Lucas because they want to show him where all the secret zoomer bae gangbangs and orgies are being held.

- Food. Just food.
-- His brain warps absolutely everything into food, and it's absolutely incoherent to everyone else but him. I'm fairly certain there's legitimate scientific value in understanding how his dysfunctional brain makes that shit coherent to him because I honestly can't comprehend how he even does it. Like when he'll schizophrenically moo about science, alternate universes, and related nonsense, and somehow managed to end it with a planet being made out of pizza or some crazy shit like that.

It'd be one thing if here was any context remotely associating with food during the schizomoo. Still bizarre, but at least you're able to (relatively) trace Point A -> Point Z. Lucas doesn't do that though. (Well, he kinda does, but I'm referring to his posts where his pathological obsession with food is the most deranged and shines brightest.) I'm talking about posts where he'll just start mentioning food out of nowhere when none of it had anything to do with food.

Now what makes it all, oh so crazy, isn't necessarily his default communication presumptions and premises themselves. What makes it crazy is:

1) How obvious it is that those (presumptions and premises) are what he bases any and every human interaction upon. He treats them as a static template, and doesn't deviate whatsoever for his audience. Relationship, prior communications, history, environment, setting, etc. None of that matter. You'd legitimately get a wider, more nuanced, array of dialogue from a brick wall than Lucas.

However, he does know when/why/how to tone it down somewhat if an authority figure is involved. The premises/presumptions are still there, but he does his best to hide or disguise them. Now given, he's still retarded and it's really obvious that's what he's because the only person he can manipulate is himself.

- On that note, there's so much room for thorough research and analysis over Lucas and manipulation. I can't really put my thumb on why I think it's so interesting, but it's a combination of:

-- Being so wholly committed (very relative to Lucas) to the lie.

-- How blatant, apparent, and obvious the lie is. Regardless of easily accessible, conflicting information that highlight evidence for lie.

-- How he believes people don't notice the lie. It'd be one thing if there were reasonable doubt, plausible deniability, or simply just a bit of wiggle room for believability, but that's almost never the case for his lies.

-- How his manipulation is such an incredible and authentic window to what's going on through Lucas's schizofrenic mind. It's easily the most interesting aspect of his lying too because there's so much deep, deep, deep insight to be found. You're able to understand his intrinsic intent behind the lie, which is absolutely insane when you think about it. When people are caught lying, most of time, you usually aren't able to piece together the full story. You'll generally identify some aspects that went into the lie, but rarely the who/what/when/where/why/how for how that lie came be. That's not the case with ol' Dr. Nigga though. You're able to understand Lucas better than Lucas understand Lucas, which isn't saying much. I've just never seen someone so bad at manipulation that it unintentionally provides such an foundational, foundational portrait into their mind.

2) Despite reality, experience (observational and personal experience), and life in general repeatedly proving those presumptions/premises as unsuccessful, his inability to adjust them in any way, shape, or form.

 

[WonderWino]

He made stew

EDIT:

That steak looks awful

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas appears to be in one of this manic episodes again:


Humans aren't plants lucas and that isn't very accurate


In other words lucas does not understand christian theology


Projecting some gay thoughts there lucas?


That is not true at all lucas


Think about horse fucking alot do you lucas?


More narcissism and entitlement


Showing he is both an idiot and still talking gibberish, including responding to somebody after blocking and deleting their comment


He made another food offering to the new 'friends' girlfriend, trying to get into her good graces. Its so blatantly obvious he's trying to manipulate her and steal her, which he has claimed to both want and be able to do for years and its going to bite him in the ass just like it did every other time he's tried it. Naturally he didn't learn anything from trying that shit at mallon place. Maybe we'll get lucky and either she or the boyfriend will slap him upside the head when they realize what he's trying to pull, and they will sooner or later

Says alot about this place that they'll not only violate food prep regulations in wherever the fuck he is by allowing a resident to use the stove but also allow a guy with a known MRSA infection to cook and handle food served to other residents. and a guy who doesn't understand the meaning of the term food safety


He made breakfast, and holy shit those eggs are absolutely soaked in grease


At no point in history has this ever been true lucas. That shit comes from idealized tv depictions of upper middle class families from the 50s. Everybody in the average family used to work to survive until into the 20th century after which it was the adults. Lucas forgets how bad working conditions and labor laws were and that brutal child labor was a thing for most of human history, for very little pay


Revealing himself as a woman hating predatory male feminist yet again



He's fucking seething in those replies


Lucas is showing everybody how narcissistic, entitled and greedy he is yet again and how transactional he views relationships, including between 'friends'

Your criticism will not be listened to. I don't need it. I will not elaborate speaks for itself. Its that exact attitude that has led directly to him doing some of the stupidest things of his entire life, like getting on the plane to LA despite being told he was being catfished by multiple people, and participating in that bitcoin scam despite not only being told he was being scammed but having it explained to him exactly how the scam worked


These bigots see nothing but age says the guy who refuses to listen to anybody telling him its inappropriate to date questionably aged and mentally incompetent girls


Thats not something to brag about, and of course he's dipping them in butter. No wonder he is getting fatter

and I know exactly what would get lucas eagerly heading back to church on sundays:

He'd probably demand the opportunity to put pepper and a piece of cheese on it

 

[The Garden]

The realities of modern horse breeding would be incomprehensible to Lucas. There is zero actual sex involved, the stallions are kept on entirely separate farms from the mares. Eggs and sperm are harvested separately from winners of whatever competitions being bred for, frozen, and shipped off to be implanted in brood mares that didn't make the competition cut. Males that aren't winners, have shitty temperaments, or just don't look the way the breeders were hoping, are gelded. If Lucas were a horse, he would have been gelded at 6 months old.

 

[HackerX]

The realities of modern horse breeding would be incomprehensible to Lucas. There is zero actual sex involved, the stallions are kept on entirely separate farms from the mares. Eggs and sperm are harvested separately from winners of whatever competitions being bred for, frozen, and shipped off to be implanted in brood mares that didn't make the competition cut. Males that aren't winners, have shitty temperaments, or just don't look the way the breeders were hoping, are gelded. If Lucas were a horse, he would have been gelded at 6 months old.

Crazy how every time Lucas moos about some ideal fantasy, he's unable to see now that fantasy would be applied in practice. Everyone sees it instantly, but nope. Not him. If we lived in horse world, Lucas wouldn't of even had the opportunity to be gelded because both sides of Lucas's bloodline would've ended at least a millenia ago. Ofc, this is assuming he isn't some type of deformed baboon who was born in a lab.

 

[Da Dude123]

The cow is really moooing today. Classic Wern content. The plants are age gap breeding and he has circled back to people needing to yeet him a bae. Lucas wants a young girlfriend because they are the most gorgeous and a cow like him deserves a gorgeous girlfriend, since he is so plenty good. Check out these comments. He already blocked this one person. Get off his page if you're going to judge him. He will be blocking the person below because she implies that he isn't plenty good.

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

Lucas did not have a good day today. We got horse fucking and age gap plants, along with the typical ageism/classism shit and the frustration with the dating apps. I wonder what his profiles look like on those apps. We may never know. I don’t think we’ve seen the “no criticism/you will be blocked/I will not elaborate” shit in awhile, not since he moved to his new spot. Something must have really pissed him off. His final post of the night suggests he got rejected.. either by someone online or maybe the one he fed greasy eggs to?

 

[Stinkyboy]

He's pissed off at the two comments of "women" saying they're dating broke older men that aren't him.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas did not have a good day today. We got horse fucking and age gap plants, along with the typical ageism/classism shit and the frustration with the dating apps. I wonder what his profiles look like on those apps. We may never know. I don’t think we’ve seen the “no criticism/you will be blocked/I will not elaborate” shit in awhile, not since he moved to his new spot. Something must have really pissed him off. His final post of the night suggests he got rejected.. either by someone online or maybe the one he fed greasy eggs to?

He comes off as very passive aggressive and sarcastic in that post and it sounds like it could be referring to somebody specifically. I wonder if he was stupid enough to push a little too far after his food offering to that woman and got told something to the effect of the fact she'd have to be crazy to get involved with somebody like lucas. I could absolutely see lucas trying to pull a oh yeah, you'd have to be totally crazy to get involved with a plenty good heir to the elk kingdom and expert chef like me! its not like you couldn't give it a shot and see what happens or that you wouldn't be free to leave at any time cause i'm not some crazy abuser that will lock you in my basement and hoard you once you're with me cause i'm not greedy like those bigot republicans! (you know, the very thing he accuses literally everyone else of doing)

He would never say that to a womans face cause he knows that wouldn't end well for him but I can absolutely see him thinking that while gritting his teeth and then reeeing it on facebook like that. Never underestimate how entitled lucas beecomes when he does something for someone or gives them something. He is very transactional and when he doesn't get what he wants for it he gets angry

Regardless, if that isn't what happened in this case I suspect it will be soon enough. Whoever this woman is he's clearly locked onto her as the new victoria and it will not end well for him. The only thing in question is how badly it ends for him. With lucas thats always a wildcard and can be anything from her seeing what he's doing and being bs'd by her hoping he'll take a hint and fuck off to him pushing too creepily and having her not react well and causing lucas to spaz out and get in trouble. Really depends on what she's like and how much shit she's willing to tolerate from people like lucas

Thats the thing about lucas, he legimately repeats his previous behaviors no matter how often they fail or backfire on him when he meets new people or goes to new places because he thinks people don't know him, aren't aware of what kind of person he is and won't figure it out, so he thinks he'll totally be more clever this time around and ends up repeating the exact behavior as before and being surprised when people see right through it and call him out for it. Its one of the reasons he's been so cagey about trying to keep where is is a secret. The other reason being he's afraid somebody will call them up and inform them they have a literal pedo with a history of predatory behavior in their midst and after googling him will get his ass kicked out or monitored more strictly. He knows he can't make it as a street hobo anymore due to his health and that scares him into at least attempting to be more subtle (for as little as he's capable of such a thing) about his manipulation and predatory shit. Which speaks for itself as far as how predatory lucas truly is. a sane person would just stop that behavior outright with as much to lose as lucas has, if only in the interest of self preservation. But no, not lucas, he isn't smart enough to figure that out let alone actually do it


No lucas, it definitely began as an explosion. Thats one of the few things about it we do absolutely know with certainty

 

[HackerX]

Never underestimate how entitled lucas beecomes when he does something for someone or gives them something. He is very transactional and when he doesn't get what he wants for it he gets angry

It's worse than that. He just expects anything provided to anyone else should also be provided to him, if not only provided to him. The best example is when Mallon Place held some holiday raffle for a jacket or some shit and Lucas didn't win. Where he immediately went whined about how she was fat and it wouldn't fit her. Nevermind that Lucas is more fat, and it wouldn't fit him. That doesn't matter because Lucas is Myrna's special little baby boy who deserves more than anyone else.

But no, not lucas, he isn't smart enough to figure that out let alone actually do it

It's not even matter of intelligence at this point. There's something pathologically dysfunctional in his brain that prohibits him from performing any form or rationale, no matter the subject. The dude's brain legitimately doesn't operate like a normal humans.

No lucas, it definitely began as an explosion. Thats one of the few things about it we do absolutely know with certainty

I always get a kick out of these because I'm certain no one even attempts to humor him.
It's basically assured that the best reaction he ever gets his a tacit "okay" with the hopes Lucas will stop talking or go away. Which is worse when you consider he explicitly does this because it's his platform to show everyone how smart Myrna's special, lil' baby boy is.

 

[WonderWino]

Watermelon with a buger in fucking april seems like a weird combo but he's bragging about shit he didn't even make or buy now


Because nothing says mature 46 year old man like bragging about how bacon is a 'rare treat' to the point someone had to give it to him to be able to get it. I bet he just sat there eating the bacon straight up and probably dipping it in ranch dressing or ketchup

and holy fuck thats alot of bacon grease. Why do I get the feeling he was stupid enough to dump that down the sink. and I bet he left it for someone else to clean the pan

and what kind of 'friend' just randomly gives a guy uncooked bacon? That doesn't even make sense

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

Ahh yes, you know what I always like with my watermelon and cantaloupe with?

Did you guess milk? No?! So in the past hour he’s posted bacon, “lunch” and whatever the fuck this is. Someone in the comments told him it wasn’t a good idea.

 

[WonderWino]

Ahh yes, you know what I always like with my watermelon and cantaloupe with?
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Did you guess milk? No?! So in the past hour he’s posted bacon, “lunch” and whatever the fuck this is. Someone in the comments told him it wasn’t a good idea.
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First, fucking lol at that obviously AI generated quote referencing the times of india about something that supposedly makes you shit from eating it. Second, this came up when I googled it:

So real smart move there lucas. Somehow managing to mix three things you shouldn't be and in the most bizarre and nonsensical way possible

I'll laugh if he ends up shitting himself all night because of this

Also, its very interesting and a tad concerning that lucas has spent the last 2 days posting constant shit about food and eating and then follows it up with this:

Given lucas's habit of obsessing over food somehow it doesn't surprise me he'd start getting the idea of eating babies in his head. We all know how he likes to project his own thoughts and inclinations onto everybody else. Hell he has claimed multiple times that trump eats babies

But yeah, i'd like to know what was going on in lucas's mind that somebody gave him some watermelon and he thought to himself you know what would go great with this watermelon? a bowl of milk! its looney even for lucas

 

[HackerX]

Ahh yes, you know what I always like with my watermelon and cantaloupe with?
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Did you guess milk? No?! So in the past hour he’s posted bacon, “lunch” and whatever the fuck this is. Someone in the comments told him it wasn’t a good idea.
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What's worse is he doesn't even have the flavor of 'tism that creates "food hack" abominations, where they throw in stuff that retarded but still sensical. (Ala Cobes RIP) Like adding crunchy, salty snacks to burritos, burgers, or pizza. Those types of food hacks might typically be disgusting, but you could easily believe they could accidentally stumble on something that kicks ass.

Not Lucas though. He just mixes anything he can get his greedy hands on, and flavor profiles be damned. He'll just add bowls of sauce that have no place whatsoever, spoonfuls of seasoning to crackers, and now fucking milk in fruit? What in the hell goes on through his mind when he does this? Obviously his priority is shoving food down his gullet and it's not like he cares about flavor, but it's not like the shit he makes is even pleasant. Do the voices on the wind just tell him it tastes good and he believes it?

Then comes the shame aspect, which Lucas handles in such a unique way. He doesn't feel shame in the same way as normal humans but he is halfway cognizant of it when he's caught in the act. Like during the rare occasion he's interacting with other people and eating food off the pavement, where they tell him to stop. It's gotta be the same thing when someone catches him pouring milk in bowls of fruit, but the issue is Lucas's brain seems to unregister that shame right after the interaction.