My favorite kind of Lucas trolling.
Random young girl: “duh i have a trust fund lol doesn’t everybody?” *plays with hair* uwu
He’s simultaneously smitten and fuming, like a short circuit in his swiss cheese brain. And it works consistently. He took a greyhound from Olympia to marry a hot millionaire teenager from Coeur d’Alene, that’s why he’s in Spokane. He left Spokane to live in a mansion with a Beverly Hills teenager, that’s why he flew to LA.
I guess someone would have to play “obscenely wealthy hospice worker, from Spokane, who will buy him a mobility scooter” now… Quite the downfall for Dr. Niggæ.
I get a kick out of how it doesn't even require any subtly.
Maybe for long-term trolling plans (and I'd argue that's way more contingent on commitment than subtly), but he'll bite on the most casual and brief lines trolls cast out. It's not even like it's a secret what kind of bait he'll bite on either, which is the funniest part. Lucas is basically the 5 year old kid who'll go fishing and eat a minnow because the funny uncle told him it tastes good. Except Lucas is a 45 year old man and I'm pretty sure this isn't even an analogy because he'd absolutely eat a minnow right now.
He's latched onto the idea that capitalism (meaning the financial industry) is only a couple hundred years old so that means previously everyone lived in a pre-scarcity era of free abundance and unlimited wealth, not subsistence agrarian serfdom or imperialist mercantile exploitation.
I wouldn't even say he's latched to an idea, but more of a completely unfounded, false hope conjured by the extremely limited scope of his deeply retarded mind.
Niggæ has no idea how good he has it under the felt thumb of modern capitalism.
Frfr. Considering the comprehensive history of human civilization (even though he's not human), there is no better time and no better place. He'd have been cast out of society (a hell of a lot more than he already is) as recent as 50 years ago, and starts getting a hell of a lot worse beyond that. I'll admit there a vague, potential argument for where Lucas could've turned out better if he had to deal with the inherent discipline and structure of rural living (e.g., farms, ranches, etc.) without readily accessible technology. I'm thinking waking up at 4 AM, working all day, going to bed at 8 PM, day in and day out, but that's still taking a huge leap with many undeserved assumptions.
As far as location, maybe Canada would be better I guess, but not by much. Lucas would obviously be fucked in his vaunted faux-communist utopias like North Korea, China, and the USSR, but the fun ones to think about are the 'free healthcare and universal income' countries he'll moo about like Finland. In instances like those, I'm all but certain he'd lose quite a bit of the personal freedoms he enjoys.
I've mentioned this before, but Lucas does not appreciate how sweet a situation he's had ever since moving into Mallon Place. It's honestly about as good as it could possibly get for him. He's provided shelter, food/water, utilities, health care, and everything else without needing to work. Plus, he gets pocket change (albeit limited) in exchange for not a single ounce of responsibility whatsoever, which is beyond ideal for him because he can not handle one iota of responsibility. We've seen what he does when he's responsible for cleaning, cooking, and money, and it's all a pure LOL-tier disaster. Hell, the
only thing he's responsible for, which requires you to stretch the everliving fuck out of the definition, is
don't be too crazy and he struggles mightily with that.
If we still lived under a barter system.... LMAO. He'd have took the Pauper's Oath decades ago.
I'm always curious what excuses he'd moo if he ever were to receive his ideal utopia. While he'd definitely invert the obvious moos, I wonder what else, if anything, would change.
Says the guy whos's only relationship ended with him in jail for DV and stalking. Also why the fuck did he pick that picture to go with that post. That is bizarre
I always get a kick out of 'she has to be nice to me' being one of his requirements, beyond all the typical physical characteristics. It's just so zany because it's something a young child would say.
Starts his latest rant with how he'll provide and care for a 'special lady' forever and then gets angry and posts this reeeing about why he shouldn't have to pay for said special ladys upkeep. Cause she totally should have cooking skills or bedroom skills, which doesn't even have anything to do with what he is saying in context
Why the hell would a woman pick up sticks when Lucas is available???
Lucas has no idea what the costs of being an adult are. The only living expenses he can think of is rent and food. The closest he's ever gotten is roommates, and he makes no mention of contributing to bills in those situations. By the time he was in halfway house style fartboxes, his payee was making sure his bills were paid. As far as Lucas knows. electricity appears by magic, infrastructure is self repairing, buses run on unicorn farts, clothing is handed out for free, and men keep harems of women in a single room.
He really doesn't. I kinda hit on this earlier in the post, but the concept of money is well beyond his grasp. Really, every concept is beyond his grasp TBH, and you can't even argue it's simply due to lacking experience. Lucas simply can not comprehend anything even remotely abstract, even if he's got first-hand experience.
Grabbing some Tiktoks. Some of it may be repeats from Facebook, but it seems there are some clips beyond static images.
