Monroe street bridge.Under a Spokane bridge!
LmaoI love it. I think a gas station level bottom of the barrel parasite ridden sushi bar entrance might be more appropriate than a Chinese spot though. Everyone knows how much Lucas loves his totally authentic “sushi”!
Reminds me of a comment I saw earlier on a “No GF, might end it all” type status that got a lot of engagement today.
Probably made by Pakistanis or something.
It's just as likely one of the residents saw the sped cooking in the kitchen and said "Don't eat that. It's toxic."
Guess he got called toxic by somebody
Lucas hits that rare threshold, where he surpasses even 'too stupid to be insulted'. You can make fun of him without blatantly insulting him or anything like that, because of everyone else in the room would pick it up. Not only wouldn't be pick it up, but his retarded mind would warp it around like he did "galaxy brain".
Lucas not understanding the insult and trying to turn it around while just making himself look like an idiot
It's always interesting how he'll inject posts like these in the middle of four or so rants. Definitely not a symptom of schizofrenia and his obsession with food or anything.
More obsessing over steak. Where are you planning to cook it exactly lucas? You're not allowed to bring people to your tardhouse to cook for them
Trolls should just start messaging him that him not having a zoomer bae is evidence that God exists. Though I suspect those would immediately get blocked. Potential called bigots maybe, but statements like that are the ones that that torture him. (Along with the voices on the wind.)
Says the guy who claims christians believe that god promises them girlfriends. Lets see some evidence of that lucas
I can't help but appreciate how Lucas always manages to be all over the place in one post. It's basically 'You don't respect or listen to anything I say, but you're supposed to for the same reasons I don't respect or listen to anything you say.' If only there was some sort of shared, common reality to compare and contrasts things...
Pure gibberish. He's basically demanding people show him respect for mocking them and calling them idiots for being religious and then playing victim when they refuse to do so. Pure abuser behavior
It really do be that way for Lucas. His constant need to broadcast how super smart and intellectual Myrna's precious lil' baby boy is does nothing but highlight his incredibly low IQ and rationale.
Some of us can only hope to leave behind such a legacy
On that note i'm surprised nobody ever argued with lucas over this using hannibals reasoning:HackerX said:
You'd lose him at the "Depends on who you ask" part. The fundamental concept that 'all may not be as it seems' is incomprehensible to the sped. What makes it all the more funny is how he's unable to apply is extremely literal thinking to the literal realities in front of him. I don't even know how to describe how disjointed and inverted his interpretation of literal reality (truth/facts/literals/etc.) because there's nothing to tether any of the shit he believes (moreso adamantly demands) is true.
I'm curious for a more thorough and comprehensive definition of Lucas's God is, but I suspect it's as surface level as you'd expect. At a maximum, it's probably:
Ya know, the tricky thing with reading Lucas's incomprehensible writings is being unable to draw the line between his disorganized, schizofrenic thinking and him simply being a ginormous retard that redefines Dunning-Kruger. Nonsensical doesn't even begin to explain whatever the fuck this is.
Yeah exactly. Sure, part of it is definitely a dunning-kruger situation but that doesn't begin to explain the rest of his idiocy. Its like his brain just invents bizarre shit and nonsensical ways to so, use and say things in the strangest ways possible. and yet even most retards realize when they do weird stuff like that that it isn't normal and they're doing weird things. Somehow lucas does it not only without it registering that maybe something is off but actually thinks he is doing things that are profound and make him sound intelligent and worth listening to. Even by narcissistic standards his level of narcissism and high opinion of himself is off the charts, Being his roommate or having to live with him like cyril back in the day must have been a fucking nightmare. The only time he listens to anybody about anything is when he has something to gain or is afraid of getting in trouble. and even then its just manipulation on his part and he still isn't really listening he's just doing and saying what he thinks people want to hear to get him what he wants
I don't really understand how his retarded mind does it. It's not even like the sped understands the underlying concept behind the words he's saying, yet he just spews them to such a dizzying degree which ramps it up beyond the level of your standard schizofrenic retard's disorganized thinking. I dumped the prompt 'What would be the tier beyond a schizofrenic's disorganized thinking be?' in ChatGPT and this is what I got:
That was definitely made by either AI or some game board making online tool. The color scheme makes that even clearer. That shit is as generic as it getsHackerX said:
Bolded the answer right there, LOL. Ofc, the real question would be how fast he'd either:
God, what I'd give to watch Myrna be forced to confront all the things her absolute sped of a son has done throughout his life. There's no doubt she's either completely ignore it and not respond, or simply deflect and try to change topics immediately. However, watching her uncomfortably squirm while someone is reading off some of Lucas's love notes while it's plastered on a screen in front of her eyes would be glorious.
The only problem is he's have to leave the house. Besides that one interview a year or so ago, has there been any indication he's left the premises of Mallon Place or the West African facility in 5 year's? Outside of mandatory trips to the hospital, puzzle factory, and his short-lived career at Walmart, I can't recall anything. (On second thought, he did mention some New Years thing at the park with someone, where shots were fired, but no idea how close that is. Oh, and the weird Christmas light drive through thing, LOL.)
This would be incredible. Reminds me of some Dr. Grande video where it was about this dude who stole a schizofrenic's identity. The courts/lawyers, didn't believe the schizofrenic, so they ruled against him and the judge order the schizofrenic he could no longer use his own name.
I'm sure that whenever Lucas begins to explain he rules, it will no longer resemble BattleTech, nor anything coherent for that matter.
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