💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I feel like he probably has a better chance of changing young women's minds on old men than he does of convincing people to like AI art. What a moron.
Especially when his entire argument is based solely on the premise that AI will create a world where zoomer baes will no longer suffer from capitalism, and finally realize they can fuck Lucas. That's it. Him using it to debate for him, or generate art for his incomprhensible games are simple an alternative means for shit he was already doing, and there's not really any difference between what he was doing previously and what output AI produces. (Because it's still incomprhensible.)

Speak of the devil
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Oh dear Lord, I'm gonna enjoy his 'defend AI' mooing. Can't wait to watch him unintentionally, yet very blatantly, spout corporate bootlicker rhetoric. Well...more than he's done so previously.

Just pure LOL. Does he not realize there's a growing crowd vehemently against proceeded food? And a sizeable group who talk about reality TV being a met negative for society? (No. He doesn't.) LOL.
 
Lucas isn't liking the comments he's getting on his takes on AI and fake food at all. He's already had 11 replies to that post and has deleted almost all of them, including several of his own, but I caught this one before he managed to delete it:
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He got called on his stupidity for that post and immediately deleted his response but not the comment he was replying to for some weird reason

Lucas must be pissed right off at having people calling him out for his idiocy again
 
He got called on his stupidity for that post and immediately deleted his response but not the comment he was replying to for some weird reason
Yeah, he's been hot and heavy on the recent posts they receive more than 1 or 2 comments. Fairly fast too because there are times where I click on every hour or so, watch it increment by 3 or 4 comments, and nothing there. You can't help but appreciate how Lucas is so laughably transparent with something bothering him because he'll either start deleting comment, rant about the term/phrase, or begin threatening to block people who mention the term/phrase.

Luckily some of that comment chain you posted is still there, and good Lord.
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ROFL. Corporate Bootlicker Lucas is much more preferable than politics or economics Lucas because it highlights his one-bit brain's incredible stupidity. This specific one is especially great because it's Finland, so his confirmation bias is gonna go in overdrive that 'there is nothing wrong with AI'. The ignoramus can not understand nuance, multiple perspectives, or the abstract whatsoever, and I love it!
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It's what you posted, but included for posterity of the whole comment chain. Ofc Lucas's broken brain jumps to food. Though I think it's a bit weird he's been talking an awful lot about phallic-shaped foods lately... He was recently talking about hot dogs. Now banana and cucumbers... Rly makes u think...
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Lucas getting mad that someone is calling him a moron, without outright calling him a moron, by dodging the argument, pulling 'money' out of nowhere, and indirectly claiming his opponent is a greedy capitalist bigot. There's a certain level of joy knowing how much it bothers Lucas that people have more money (well, more anything really) than him. This is the type of shit that causes Lucas to have internal arguments in his head with voices on the wind, considering Lucas mistakenly takes great pride in his logic, aka rational.
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Well, I'm not even sure where Lucas is attempting to go with this one. He's 100% locked into 'bigots' mode now.


This one was from his gay post yesterday. (Hmmm, phallic-shaped foods and talking about gays? I wonder...)
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Lucas pulling stuff out of his ass and getting caught??? Not again.

We even got some Tiktok action!
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Oh, that's nice Lucas. My only guess as to what spawned this is he's creeping on some vegan or something, and they make it pretty blatant they'd only date a vegan.
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Plot twist, he does.

Also, that person should pull a Lucas and respond with "Google it".
 
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None of those posts are showing up for me on fb unfortunately, I suspect its fb being weird because of that news link that got posted, all of which are automatically blocked in canada cause of that stupid shit a few years back where sites have to pay for the privilege of posting news articles on social media in canada

I suspect that lucas suspects that he's being insulted and talked down to in those posts but doesn't quite understand exactly how, he just suspects it and is angry because he can't understand

and of course his brain immediately jumps to food as quickly as possible and in the most bizarre way it could. I wonder what lucas would do if the government started only giving him vegan food and blocking him from being able to buy food that wasn't vegan, telling him to get a job if he wants to eat meat. No doubt he'd be seething at losing access to steaks and be constantly ranting about how people should give him money so he can eat it again
 
None of those posts are showing up for me on fb unfortunately, I suspect its fb being weird because of that news link that got posted, all of which are automatically blocked in canada cause of that stupid shit a few years back where sites have to pay for the privilege of posting news articles on social media in canada
1. Get rekt leaf

2. Yeah, I'm not sure because he's absolutely combing through his comments like a fat, retarded, and schizofrenic hawk. Though I always appreciate when he replies to comments before and after he deletes them.
I suspect that lucas suspects that he's being insulted and talked down to in those posts but doesn't quite understand exactly how, he just suspects it and is angry because he can't understand
100%. Lucas immediately viewed the logical fallacy comment as a direct attack on his logic. He's so consumed with people thinking he's stupid, that his responses inadvertently not only make him look stupid, but highlight his insecurities. It can't be stated enough how laughably, and wholly transparent Lucas is when he's intentionally trying to obscure those same things. There's no other way to describe it than amazing.


Went back to the comments I posted earlier, and wouldn't you know, Lucas baleeted the comment chain he thought was calling him retarded.
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Kinda sad I missed the hidden reply under that because it is now baleeted too. Fortunately, we got the other one where Lucas is totally missing the point, LOL. God, he's so simple.
 
Came across this looking around to see if anybody was making recent videos about lucas
The funny thing is the video is from right around the time lucas started using that as a catch phrase regularly. Thats one shirt I don't think i'd want to wear around these days. I wonder what lucas would think if he saw it
 
Lucas really thinks AI is plenty good and that anyone who doesn't think so is a big classist jerk. He was big mad about being told otherwise and now he has gone radio silent since then.
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That definitely sounds like lucas's idea of a low key fuck you to the people who were telling him AI isn't a good thing. Its also not going to take everybodies job or destroy capitalism. Lucas is truly stupid

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Admitting you find jack black sexy lucas?

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What a weird and narcissistic thing to say. He talks exactly like myrna here

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Lucas is talking nonsense again. This did not happen. a human shield against what exactly lucas? There was no shooting and the guy didn't get further than the lobby

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Those things have nothing to do with each other, and says the guy who refers to women as little ovulators and juicy wombs. Lucas is so astoundingly transparent with his manipulation attempts and lies its unreal

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Of course he makes it about food again
 
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That definitely sounds like lucas's idea of a low key fuck you to the people who were telling him AI isn't a good thing. Its also not going to take everybodies job or destroy capitalism. Lucas is truly stupid

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Admitting you find jack black sexy lucas?

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What a weird and narcissistic thing to say. He talks exactly like myrna here

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Lucas is talking nonsense again. This did not happen. a human shield against what exactly lucas? There was no shooting and the guy didn't get further than the lobby

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Those things have nothing to do with each other, and says the guy who refers to women as little ovulators and juicy wombs. Lucas is so astoundingly transparent with his manipulation attempts and lies its unreal

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Of course he makes it about food again
The dumbass cow. Of course, the unemployed welfare queen can't relate to people's concern about AI costing people their jobs. Not everyone can get retard bucks like Lucas Werner. Yeah, Lucas, that is how restaurants work in North America. And now, most fast food places want you to tip. If you want to go to a sit-down restaurant, you need to have enough money to tip, fatty.

And since when has Jack Black ever been a sex symbol? He never has.
 
The dumbass cow. Of course, the unemployed welfare queen can't relate to people's concern about AI costing people their jobs. Not everyone can get retard bucks like Lucas Werner. Yeah, Lucas, that is how restaurants work in North America. And now, most fast food places want you to tip. If you want to go to a sit-down restaurant, you need to have enough money to tip, fatty.

And since when has Jack Black ever been a sex symbol? He never has.
The jack black thing is lucas projecting. He looks at the guy and thinks he sees himself. Lucas sees him as old, overweight, funny and attractive and assumes that everyone sees him that way and therefore he's somehow a sex symbol. He also thinks that means women see him like a hobo jack black and therefore just as much of a sex symbol

He's showing off his narcissism to a huge degree there

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More gibberish for not being given the 'respect' he feels he's entitled to

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Lucas trying to claim he's a feminist again. Yes lucas, we all know what kind of predatory, manipulative male feminist you are
 
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Lucas is clearly trying to convince himself of this. He's also being manipulative again and trying to convince people he expects nothing after a date, which considering how lucas views virtually everything as transactional is fucking laughable. He literally gets angry if he offers you a piece of fat he literally just took a bite out of and you don't give him info on where to get a zoomer bae in return

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Lucas being a self righteous, ignorant hypocrite with a complete lack of self awareness again
 
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Admitting you find jack black sexy lucas?
Jack Black is hardly a sex symbol, but he managed to do well enough for himself in the wife department.

Jack Black is also funny and successful, two traits women may be willing to overlook physically less desirable traits for - and two traits Lucas will never have.

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Lucas being a self righteous, ignorant hypocrite with a complete lack of self awareness again
He's always been anti-religious but this weird sudden trend of "there are more views than yours!" makes me wonder if he's been arguing with someone IRL about it.
 
Well, if you want respect, you'd better respect my disrespect of you first, you know. And if you want to talk to me, you'd better shut the fuck up.
 
Some comments on the going to the gym post. Lucas says he is on medicine to lose weight. Really? All paid for by the tax payers.


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The medication in question is ozempic and as I pointed out a few pages back I doubt its for weight loss reasons. Its secondary reason for being given to patients is for kidney failure, as it slows its progression. Given lucas is in stage 4 renal failure it stands to reason that is the more likely explanation. As the way he eats, giving him the drug would do nothing. They just gave him access to the weights to distract him from its real purpose and to shut him the fuck up most likely

The funny thing is taking it normally requires dietary changes anyway as there can be significant side effects if you don't. You're also supposed to avoid fatty and sweet foods. Failing to abide by this can increase the possibility of getting pancreatitis, gallbladder problems and kidney problems, the very thing he's on it to deal with in the first place

Also note it can cause dangerous levels of hypoglycemia (remember that post he made about having really low blood sugar and being told to eat a bunch of sugary shit by the idiots running the place instead of going to the hospital?) and it can cause vision changes and problems (like, say, eye floaters, that he has been claiming everybody has to try to cover up getting a bunch himself, gee I wonder how that happened) There is a risk for thyroid cancer as well, which is interesting as lucas has admitted in the past to already having some kind of thyroid issues so i'd say its likely the risk is increased in his case

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Lucas is now using AI text to speech shit to describe his game

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Why the fuck are undead mining gems or building temples? Doing this in really shitty AI text to speech managed to make his game sound even more looney and unhinged than usual

I wonder if he'll start making attraction sign notes like his in the near future instead of recording himself recording them nonsensically
 
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It should go without saying Lucas can't understand anything, the very low IQ he has and doubled with his broken brain unable to even wire information correctly let alone process it.

His AI fanboy is based on well him being selfish, he's heard about it'll make ubi and end capitalism.

Lucas still thinks despite being on dialysis, a convicted domestic abuser, pedo the lis goes on he's plenty good. Capitalisms insanely successful and what's killing AI the market has spoken.

Even when he sees these bum couples like the ones he's creeped on it never clicks money is one of the least of his problems. We all know more money for Lucas doesn't end up in stable housing, hygiene etc it's more food and he gets sicker from it . Also lol he tips.

The fact Lucas is poor has helped keep him alive this, it's hilarious he told on himself with going blind tho. Remember Myrnas special boy is plenty good!
 
Some comments on the going to the gym post. Lucas says he is on medicine to lose weight. Really? All paid for by the tax payers.


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"People think that's a cool hobby."

>"Hobbies? Oh, actually I like to design board games."

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>"Gee thanks. The one I'm currently working on is called Conjugalia Deluxe: Feast of the Seven Probabilities, and can be played on a used burrito wrapper. It begins, interestingly enough, before the board is even unfolded, because each player must simultaneously roll all seven dice (which include one standard d6, two d8s, a d12, a die with only prime numbers, a die with colors instead of numbers, and one that occasionally instructs you to re-roll itself unless it lands on Tuesday) to determine both turn order and dietary restrictions, which immediately matter because the 17 different food types—ranging from “fermented ambiguity” to “grilled triangular pasta” to “conceptual fruit”—must be sorted into compliance piles that affect your eligibility to enter the dating and mating phase, which can occur at any time except during a turn unless triggered by a chit exchange; the 842 differently colored scoring chits (no two of which are meaningfully distinguishable without the provided color lexicon) are distributed according to a cascading hierarchy where players must take either exactly 3, 7, or all of them depending on the outcome of the initial roll, but only if they haven’t already done so in a previous future round; movement on the board is determined by adding the visible faces of the dice, subtracting any emotional penalties accrued during failed courtship attempts, and then dividing by the number of uneaten food types currently in play, rounding up unless you are currently “paired,” in which case you round sideways; the dating and mating mechanic itself requires players to propose alliances using chits as symbolic offerings, but acceptance depends on matching dietary compatibilities, synchronized dice totals, and whether either player has previously occupied the same conceptual space on the board, and successful pairings grant access to joint scoring pools that double your points while halving your ability to move independently; however, dissolving a partnership—either voluntarily or via the “sudden existential doubt” card—forces both players to redistribute their chits into the communal pool in reverse chromatic order, triggering a feeding phase where all uneaten food types must be consumed, traded, or philosophically rejected; scoring occurs continuously but is only counted at the end of the game, which is declared when either all chits have been accounted for (impossible), all players agree to stop (forbidden), or the dice collectively roll a sum that has already occurred twice but never before, at which point the winner is the player with the highest adjusted total of chits, unless they are currently in a relationship, in which case their score is shared, inverted, and possibly awarded to someone else entirely."

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"People think that's a cool hobby."

uh oh Lucas, looks like AI can do your 'job' too
 
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