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💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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OopUntilYouVibe
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Possibly the greatest achievement of his life! I’m gonna need to see the competition though… I’m thinking like autistic 12 yr old level..
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WonderWino
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Yeah there is no way i'm believing that unless its a literal special olympics for kids kind of design contest where everybody gets advanced to the finals and gets a participation ribbon and lucas is legitimately too stupid to realize it
It also sounds exactly like the kind of thing lucas would enter to try to beat out a bunch of kids. Its not like his tard housing is hosting these things after all
OopUntilYouVibe
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I was trying to word it right, you quoted me before I got it lmao 
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Is the design contest in the room with us now, Lucas?
WonderWino
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Thats a really weird thing to say. 'a drop of businesses' is just bizarre wording. The fact lucas thinks the government owning most businesses is a good thing proves yet again he doesn't understand how economies or businesses work
Looks terrible
Never heard of him, so I looked him up and according to wikipedia that isn't what happened at all. Unsurprisingly he's also a weirdo who spends his time making wine and selling 'high end hotdogs' out of a food truck in california
Considering he's been getting roasted for running a total shitshow since day 1 I find that hard to believe. Lucas really does live in a different world if he thinks this guy has been delivering on anything
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Bro, Primus is great. Les is a goofy sperg but he’s a genius as a bassist.
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Primus is a very 1990's type band. It could not have found success in any other era.
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Lucas legit posted that the day they had a NYC meeting about the budget crisis.
Hilarious, he's so out of touch.
Primus is very 90s. I actually like it but Les would not have fit. The best Metallica is Megadeth, if you understand this you're probably Lucas age lol.
Metallica earned boomer rock status and tons of hate over the whole Napster thing(first p2p file Sharing) a service that was outdated by the time most zoomies were even born.
Now it's Dad rock so really talking about that trying to impress young girls is like saying y'all ever heard of spider man they are making a sequel Toby McGuire is so cool!
This board game thing is such a laugh. Even if a buddy troll asked about it he will ignore it. Shame what if someone wanted to vote for you or see you win? Yeah it's just another stupid lie. Even if it's real and he won. It won't be sold it won't make money it's tits on a bull.
God he's fat.
Hilarious, he's so out of touch.
Primus is very 90s. I actually like it but Les would not have fit. The best Metallica is Megadeth, if you understand this you're probably Lucas age lol.
Metallica earned boomer rock status and tons of hate over the whole Napster thing(first p2p file Sharing) a service that was outdated by the time most zoomies were even born.
Now it's Dad rock so really talking about that trying to impress young girls is like saying y'all ever heard of spider man they are making a sequel Toby McGuire is so cool!
This board game thing is such a laugh. Even if a buddy troll asked about it he will ignore it. Shame what if someone wanted to vote for you or see you win? Yeah it's just another stupid lie. Even if it's real and he won. It won't be sold it won't make money it's tits on a bull.
God he's fat.
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That's Metallica's entire legacy, multimillionaires crying about Napster. Oh waah, your overpriced CDs were posted online for free, waaah. I remember when that all went down. Oh, and the South Park episode dragging them and other artists that cried about it.
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It's funny how he posted this when Mamdani has been mayor for just 119 days,
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He’s going to pivot to blaming christian flatbills when media starts reporting how NYC looks a third world shithole.
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Yeah, that is what I was thinking. All this in 119 days. A dumb cow like Lucas believes it, though.
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If Mamdani is doing so great for NYC and making it a peak socialist paradise then maybe Lucas should go move there so he can finally live the utopian dream!
WonderWino
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No lucas they do not. If you get that from those statements your reading comprehension must be terrible.
The bottom one is saying you should strive to be perfect like your god and the top one is saying what happens when said god gets pissed off because you didn't follow that and decided to go full degenerate instead
Except thats idiot logic because there are many other ways to determine whether or not there are alien species living anywhere near us and according to those methods we don't
Lucas is projecting again
Plenty of men have height preferences lucas, you're talking nonsense as usual. and you hate women, you've made that crystal clear for a very long time
In other words lucas doesn't know how companies and taxes work. and no lucas, that isn't what caused the revolution, the taxes without representation was just the straw that broke the camels back. The issues that led to the colonies starting a revolution went back quite awhile and there were many. You'd know that if you paid attention in school lucas. The same goes with the civil war and the reasons it eventually happened, It was a result of unresolved issues that had been ignored and the outcome was a fairly long time coming. But lucas doesn't understand these things in the slightest
Marx was an idiot who talked nonsense. That post is full on retard logic
Yet another example of lucas being fed everything he absolutely should not be eating given his beetus and kidney issues
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I tried searching for any board game contests with Lucas Werner, but no luck. I did find some of Lucas's old board games with reviews though and chuckled when I saw a familiar name. IIRC, @Krathnami gave a great review!
What could that sauce possibly be?
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Time works in mysterious ways for Lucas.
1. That's only happening if a catfish is involved.
2. He'd die immediately unless he was saved again.
Lucas sure does have an affinity for pickles though...
Plenty of men have height preferences lucas, you're talking nonsense as usual. and you hate women, you've made that crystal clear for a very long time
I don't think it'd have been any different if he paid attention.
I'd love for Lucas to provide his definition of 'system', or 'system of systems'. If numbers greater than 5 are too abstract for him to comprehend, I couldn't imagine how he'd explain concepts like those.
Marx was an idiot who talked nonsense. That post is full on retard logic
I wonder if he's at a weird hospice or some shit. One where they know he's gonna die soon, and know they can't really do anything about it. I mean, IDK. How in God's name did Lucas luck into a situation where his every need is fulfilled with such little oversight?
Yet another example of lucas being fed everything he absolutely should not be eating given his beetus and kidney issues
That disorganized thinking doing real work here.
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His magnum opus will live on, well after dialysis gives up.
WonderWino
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Lucas sure does hate israel and say alot of sketchy shit about jews lately. Somehow I get the feeling its because he views jews as walking stereotypes of being super rich, powerful, elite and running everything but that even lucas as retarded as he is knows it wouldn't end well for him to actually say it and start accusing jews of being rich oligarchs who have 12 chicks to a dude and have all the money and how he needs to do a revolutiona against them and give them the guillotine like he does all the other rich people. He knows he'd get called a nazi for it. He's also a hypocrite for thinking that and saying it about everybody else he thinks is rich and powerful except them
That was a really bizarre and fucked up thing to say even by wern standards. Also every game he has ever made is based largely on chance so what the fuck is he even going on about
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Its also retarded because if hook-up culture were just a game of chance statistically speaking he'd be able to land a date by now.
That was a really bizarre and fucked up thing to say even by wern standards. Also every game he has ever made is based largely on chance so what the fuck is he even going on about
Hook-up culture is a game of strategy, and Lucas's strategy of being a fat jobless pedo bum who lives in a spedhouse and rants on social media all day is a losing strat.
This basically applies to every major city that isn't Spokane.