Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[glass_houses]

I got so excited when I saw this thread bump and turns out nothing new. Let's hope he gets out next week.

Let's hope he doesn't. He's the type of cow where radio silence is a good thing.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I think he got the MRSA treated one of the times he was in the hospital. Really, wouldn't he be dead by now if he hadn't?

Nah, it's only dangerous if you're already sick, since it basically just causes skin infections. MRSA is also very hard to cure entirely, since it's resistant to antibiotics.

 

[AnimuGinger]

MRSA is only dangerous if it causes an active skin or blood infection. Or an abscess. For the most part, MRSA just lives on your skin, or in your nose or rectum and does nothing.

Curing it is a long-term thing, and most treatment won't rid your entire body of it, just whatever problems it has. It isn't going to kill you quickly in most cases.

 

[Aristophanes]

Lucas may even be more heavily medicated upon release this time round, if he isn't on the maximum dosage already - I'd imagine it would calm him down (at least to a point where isn't too much of a risk).

That being said, how far would this go in treating his delusions? From what I understand is that delusions are hard to treat given how "real" they seem to the patient, and that a large part of treating them involves the patient gaining some sense of self-awareness to accept that their delusions are just delusions.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Lucas may even be more heavily medicated upon release this time round, if he isn't on the maximum dosage already - I'd imagine it would calm him down (at least to a point where isn't too much of a risk).

That being said, how far would this go in treating his delusions? From what I understand is that delusions are hard to treat given how "real" they seem to the patient, and that a large part of treating them involves the patient gaining some sense of self-awareness to accept that their delusions are just delusions.

Meds are part of that, but psychotherapy plays a huge role, and if the patient is resistant, it won't work no matter how good the therapist is. Part of therapy is getting the patient to accept they need help.

 

[Puta Bruja]

There is no way ol' Lucas boy is going to admit he needs help. The only thing he confidently needs is a young millennial chick to take his telomerase enriched D after a sweet RR dinner date.

 

[DrJonesHat]

There is no way ol' Lucas boy is going to admit he needs help. The only thing he confidently needs is a young millennial chick to take his telomerase enriched D after a sweet RR dinner date.

It may have moved to the point they're just keeping him medicated to control him. Sad, but they can't risk him hurting someone else because of his delusions.

 

[Puta Bruja]

It may have moved to the point they're just keeping him medicated to control him. Sad, but they can't risk him hurting someone else because of his delusions.

It is probably for the best. We've watched him slowly decline into a dangerous millennial predator.

 

[DrJonesHat]

They may never quiet his demons, but at least he's being taken care of.

 

[escapegoat]

They may never quiet his demons, but at least he's being taken care of.

And not terrifying local baristas.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It may have moved to the point they're just keeping him medicated to control him. Sad, but they can't risk him hurting someone else because of his delusions.

If true, his book - second only to Thursday Lane's Fartbook on our anticipation list - may never see the light of day.

 

[Aristophanes]

If true, his book - second only to Thursday Lane's Fartbook on our anticipation list - may never see the light of day.

With all of these cows looking to publish "books" or "research papers" (terms I use very loosely) the Farms would have enough material to publish its own academic journal.

That would be Lucas' only chance for his work to be in an academic publication, as no sane publisher would accept it otherwise. He can barely write an essay, but is somehow unable to reference anything properly or put together a passable bibliography.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I think a collaboration between Russel Greer and the Wern would be extremely hilarious, especially once they get into a debate on male age.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think a collaboration between Russel Greer and the Wern would be extremely hilarious, especially once they get into a debate on male age.

Their sense of entitlement would lead them to murder each other.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Their sense of entitlement would lead them to murder each other.

I'd say it'll boil down to a slap fight.

 

[Aristophanes]

I think a collaboration between Russel Greer and the Wern would be extremely hilarious, especially once they get into a debate on male age.

Their sense of entitlement would lead them to murder each other.

I'd imagine that Lucas would try to slap Russ purely because he's a male under the age of thirty-five.

It's interesting how Lucas used to only despise men under the age of thirty-five, but as his delusions worsened this led him to hate any and all men that were not him - not Lucas Werner. He'd throw tantrums over "grey beards" and "clones with credit cards and baseball caps", so I do wonder if he was that deluded that all men appeared the same to him in one way or another. I'd also say that his "super sperm" schtick is a strange god complex on his part.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

I'd say it'll boil down to a slap fight.

Probably Shitlips would seethe impotently while Lucas screams and stomps around, like the videos from the trial and the Dan fight respectively. I'd pay in the mid 2 figures to see that.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Guess who's back
Back again

Edit: changes have been made

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Guess who's back
Back again

YES!!!

 

[Cato]

@LightEmittingDiode - Where are you getting this? I can't see anything on his profile since Feb. Has he restricted content to friends only now?