Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

I love Lucas and am glad he's back. I feel I have a decent Lucas to English translator but he seems a lot more repetitive and confused even in his own statements of late, I think the meds are part of it, they are some what helping as he's ballooned up and becoming less able to form a thought, so even less able to creep with any success.

 

[Aristophanes]

Lucas has created an "Official Facebook Page" where he'll be sperging to the public from now on.

Someone on the SOFALAW group took the time to make this. I generally don't care for the A-Logging that takes place within the group, but occasionally there is the good bit of funny content.

Along with the new Facebook Page, Lucas has done the inevitable and set up a Patreon profile. He's actually being serious about producing content full time.

He only set up the FB page yesterday afternoon, and it's already got more than 1,500 likes.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Along with the new Facebook Page, Lucas has done the inevitable and set up a Patreon profile. He's actually being serious about producing content full time.

He only set up the FB page yesterday afternoon, and it's already got more than 1,500 likes.

God bless the Ultimate Wizard Werner.

 

[Aristophanes]

God bless the Ultimate Wizard Werner.

Indeed, bless his telomeres. The description on his Patreon is hilarious:

Lucas Werner is a scientist, philosopher and internet celebrity. Known for his ground-breaking research into the Telomerase Attrition phenomenon of young fatherhood, The Wern's intense and insightful view on the world has gained worldwide acclaim and, on the rare occasion, notoriety.

The various philosophical, political and scientific musings shared through Lucas's videos and social media posts has touched the lives of many. No stranger to struggle himself, Lucas is a campaigner for various causes.

Lucas adores his followers, viewers and fans, as it is for them that he creates his frequent and insightful videos on his Youtube and Facebook profile. He does this in his own time, despite being very busy in his own scientific and romantic pursuits. This Patreon campaign is to provide funds to aid Lucas in spreading his message, to fund his research and secure higher quality content for his viewers.

We hope that you, the kind and generous viewers, will be able to contribute to Lucas's mission.

So, it looks that we're going to have a constant stream of new content from Lucas - especially if someone is stupid enough to actually pay into his Patreon (i.e. weens) every month.

 

[Puta Bruja]

He does this in his own time, despite being very busy in his own scientific and romantic pursuits. He definitely couldn't leave the romantic pursuit part out considering it takes up the majority of his time.. He is a mad scientist with a strong Telomerase passion burning inside.

 

[Cato]

He's a busy man! The government doesn't just hand him money for nothing!

Oh...wait...

 

[Aristophanes]

If Lucas ever made enough money from Patreon (and disability payments), the world could have the misfortune of seeing him sperg in HD or 4K.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

I haven't watched the new videos yet but i wonder if he's going back to obsessing over atheism...if i remember correctly, that's what he was all about the last time he was fat, medicated, and dating that older woman...i think her name was Suzanne (my memory is shit so i might have her name wrong)

 

[Aristophanes]

Lucas has officially become a broken record - nearly every status he has posted is begging for dates. He's also offering a lucky someone a $100 gift card for getting him a date, and has widened his target range back up to 25.

He's also gained a following, but I'm not too sure that these people are genuine fans...

 

[Cato]

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[KerryDixon9]

"We're going to be asking for donations soon, for some reason, I'm not sure why..."

We?

 

[Cato]

"We're going to be asking for donations soon, for some reason, I'm not sure why..."

We?

The Wern is not a mere man. The Wern is a movement.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Holy shit, it's been a while. Lucas has really packed on the pounds since we last saw him.

His patreon looks to me like it was written by someone else. Writing in third person is pretty normal for him, but it seems far too coherent to have been authored by him.

In other news, I see Lucas's asspatters(read: astro) are back in full force. Their motives are questionable. As annoying as it is, I'd rather see people being a-loggy on his profile than feeding his delusions. Lucas is definitely not a harmless cow.

He seems to be at least as crazy, if not crazier than before. All the meds seem to have done nothing but make him gain 80 pounds and given him a fucking thousand yard stare. Excited to see how this develops.

Also, hoping Lucas puts on some more weight so we can see him return to his peak form:

 

[Cato]

He seems to be at least as crazy, if not crazier than before. All the meds seem to have done nothing but make him gain 80 pounds and given him a fucking thousand yard stare. Excited to see how this develops.

I will say that at least he's calmer and less angry, even though he's ranting about the same bullshit.

Baby steps. Every little victory counts.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lucas has officially become a broken record - nearly every status he has posted is begging for dates. He's also offering a lucky someone a $100 gift card for getting him a date, and has widened his target range back up to 25.

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He's also gained a following, but I'm not too sure that these people are genuine fans...

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Also the girl in that picture is Shelby who showed up sometime last year (?).

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

He's incredibly wary about being catfished now, probably because it's happened at least twice and one time led to him moving as a result. Odds are that it's still gonna happen anyway though

 

[baberaham lincoln]

Lucas has got himself a “publicist” now. Boy is moving up in the world.

(First time posting after a couple of months lurking the forums. Glad to have something to contribute.)

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Lucas has got himself a “publicist” now. Boy is moving up in the world.

This is definitely one of his asspatters. I knew the patreon couldn't have been written by him. Interesting development, nonetheless.

 

[Aristophanes]

This is definitely one of his asspatters. I knew the patreon couldn't have been written by him. Interesting development, nonetheless.

My thoughts exactly. Seeing how well put together (at least in terms of structure/syntax) the bio on Lucas' Patreon is, it was far more likely to be written by an asspatter (or ween) than by the Wern himself.

The most pressing question at play here is if these people are asspatters, or merely weens in disguise. I'm leaning towards the latter, and it looks that Lucas is building up quite the orbit around him in terms of potential cows.

And thus, the "Wernosphere" was born.