Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The Wern reinforces that blue eyes and schizophrenia are linked.
 
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We've discussed the concept of "poverty of thought" before, but I do actually wonder if this is something that affects Lucas in any way at all.

He's literally become a broken record of sorts, an overly creepy robot that can only repeat a small range of phrases i.e. telomere attrition, the same requests to go on dates, masturbation etc. It's as if he's barely able to express himself beyond these topics - and when he does, he seemingly can't put it into words too well.
 
Aristophanes said:
My thoughts exactly. Seeing how well put together (at least in terms of structure/syntax) the bio on Lucas' Patreon is, it was far more likely to be written by an asspatter (or ween) than by the Wern himself.

The most pressing question at play here is if these people are asspatters, or merely weens in disguise. I'm leaning towards the latter, and it looks that Lucas is building up quite the orbit around him in terms of potential cows.

And thus, the "Wernosphere" was born.
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I agree with you on this. A few of Lucas's long time asspatters had connections to Jared Byron and James Welch(two severely mentally disabled individuals, almost candidates for cows but not quite) as well, and seemed to go through great lengths to fuck with those two. They just don't appear to be doing the same with Lucas, at least not in the public eye. There's also the possibility that they're just trying to get him to put out as much material as possible for entertainment's sake, but it always seemed a bit more sinister to me than that.
 
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KerryDixon9 said:
I'm glad that they won't let patients date in hospital, and pleasantly surprised.

You'd think that the ban on dating would focus Wern on staying out, but I think he's going to be soon back in hospital with the way he's jumped back into the same habits.
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It won’t take long at all for him to be back in. He’s going all out this time.
 
Cato said:
I will say that at least he's calmer and less angry, even though he's ranting about the same bullshit.

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Lucas is far more docile nowadays than he was ten months ago, both as a result of his medication and the fact that his weight gain has sapped him of his energy. Still, I kinda miss angry Lucas as his rants were absolutely hilarious.

This one is still a classic moment in the Wernology:


And speaking of medication, Lucas may be skipping doses.

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Father Dharmendra Rada said:
I agree with you on this. A few of Lucas's long time asspatters had connections to Jared Byron and James Welch(two severely mentally disabled individuals, almost candidates for cows but not quite) as well, and seemed to go through great lengths to fuck with those two. They just don't appear to be doing the same with Lucas, at least not in the public eye. There's also the possibility that they're just trying to get him to put out as much material as possible for entertainment's sake, but it always seemed a bit more sinister to me than that.
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Jared had a thread on here.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Lucas is far more docile nowadays than he was ten months ago, both as a result of his medication and the fact that his weight gain has sapped him of his energy. Still, I kinda miss angry Lucas as his rants were absolutely hilarious.

This one is still a classic moment in the Wernology:


And speaking of medication, Lucas may be skipping doses.

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Unless he’s in a care facility, my money is on him not self medicating regularly.
 
Aristophanes said:
I kinda miss angry Lucas as his rants were absolutely hilarious.

This one is still a classic moment in the Wernology
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Most definitely; that and "need a hottie in my lap right now right now RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW" are my favorite Wern vids.

I'm glad he's been pacified and made less dangerous but he's definitely more boring in this state.

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Ben Palmer created the "fan page" on facebook. Presumably he's also responsible for that uncharacteristically coherent Patreon description.
 
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I really love how Lucas legitimately thinks that the "Right Now" video is a fucking HIGHLIGHT when that was probably the thing that got him locked up in the first place.
 
Aristophanes said:
That's got to be one of the strangest word salads I've seen from Lucas. He's barely coherent as it is, but this is a whole new low. I do wonder if he actually has been skipping his meds, as he's going off the rails a bit.
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Like I said, knowing his history I highly doubt he’s taking his meds unless someone is making him.
 
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