Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The 15 year old thing has been covered. As you can guess, it's Lucas's thinking since it's not illegal it's ok. He was talking to a girl who he found out was about to be 16, so he said when your legal I want to take you on a date, because that's not gross.

In regards to the first part he tried sexting, and stopped when told to do so, if you remember the rest of the exchange, she really wasn't into it he just kept pressing sexual things on her. It wasn't as much as sexting as just flat out rapey.

I am also in agreement he's off meds, some of those esp SSRIs can fuck with your hormone level and sexual desire fact tubbo hasn't got tail in over half a decade and thinks his broken seed is the way to cure cancer he's extra frisky now.
 
Get him a feeeeeeeeemale!
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Maybe he was on a benzo. i know when i was on one for a long time i just felt like "bleh". But when after i came off it I absolutely could not control my libido. I felt like i was 15 again. I ended up going back on it and my sex drive is back to crap. but if he's thirsting super fucking hard like he has been, he certainly could be skipping some meds
 
Why is he running out of time to have kids? His telomeres are lengthening by the day!
He claims that there's a telomere plateau that starts at 35 and ends at 55, after which his magic sperm loses its potency. I'm guessing he's cutting it off at 45 to raise his potential mate's sense of urgency, like the expiration date on a coupon.
 
It's funny how you can tell he's off his rocker from just that one picture. Interesting how we humans have this instinct.
It's something biologically wired into us, for Lucas who claims he's an expert and so well versed in this stuff, he should know that.

Mental illness, can be a danger, so that little lightbulb in us tell us keep your distance. On that matter, we are wired to find the most fit/best mates.

Lucas has piles of strikes that set those biological warnings off, all and all incels love to deny science while touting it with the absurd rules they make up.

I'm lost on why he still demands others to get him the girl, most incels have goal posts they shift to excuse their laziness, Lucas is spinning it like the fucking price is right. Get me laid win a dinner!

Now, let's pretend some how this happens, I got a dinner out of getting someone a mate for life?

As others have said, Lucas is back to square one with his temper and behavior. Let's hope he gives us a lot of content before he's drug back to the loony bin, frankly we know he's just gross and creepy but a wimp so he's not a danger, I rather have him free so we get some lulz and less pressure/cost for the health care system.
 
Honestly, he seemed even scarier after he came back. When he was in Olympia a few years ago he was still a pest, but not quite as wild eyed as he is now.
Those pills probably put all the weight he lost back on by now
 
One of the unfortunate things about bipolar disorder (and a lot of other similar ones) is that people tend to stop taking their medication for it when they start to feel better, since they feel okay but don't want to acknowledge that the medication is what's making them feel okay. Then they crash. Real fuckin hard. We're just watching that vicious cycle in real time.
 
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