Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I don't know if this has been brought up or not but the NCAA Women's Regional is being held in Spokane this year. Downtown (his stomping grounds) has been full of college women from far off lands all weekend and continues through next week.

It's pretty encouraging that he appears to be unaware that this is going on. I don't think he ventures very far from his apartment.
 
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ColtWalker1847 said:
I don't know if this has been brought up or not but the NCAA Women's Regional is being held in Spokane this year. Downtown (his stomping grounds) has been full of college women from far off lands all weekend and continues through next week.

It's pretty encouraging that he appears to be unaware that this is going on. I don't think he ventures very far from his apartment.
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:roll:he apparently checks this thread though. ...hopefully they are fit enough to get away from him if his sanity goes even further south
 
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I don't believe for a moment that Weren't actually wants children. (Maybe in a predatory way, it would be a bonus for him but that's different, and horrifying.) Generally speaking he just blathers on about telomeres and wanting to be a father because deep down inside he knows he has nothing at all to offer, nothing that makes him desirable, so this is just desperate grasping, hoping it gives him some value.

Of course that doesn't take into account that he is not the only gen X man in the world, and that plenty of others not only have those magical telomeres, but money and good looks, but that's being negative and hateful, you bigot. Blocked.
 
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lindsayfan said:
A lot of the grossest, most fundamentally defective and developmentally lost-cause cows are obsessed with having kids.
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Armchair psychology ahoy, you're right - I doubt in most lolcow cases, it's about the desire to have kids, but a means to an end - validation, attention, feeling "normal", or something far creepier.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
He's been shitposting all night for two nights straight. Calm down Lucas your mania is showing
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If Lucas doesn't get any sleep soon, he's going to have a case of psychosis on his hands. Sleep deprivation, especially for long periods can potentially trigger episodes of psychosis, even in the most sanest of people. He's one sleepless night away from going full whack.
 
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Looks like he did end up crashing. Or maybe not. He hasn't posted in a number of hours....which people took full advantage of by posting the same pussy squirt/niece fucking/daddy daughter kink/wanting a daughter to hear her say daddy stuff on a bunch of his posts. I'm sure he would've freaked out and deleted it all by now. I thought he posted all his crap from his kindle, or occasionally the library, but someone said that he borrows a neighbor's cell phone?
 
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Rogowski said:
Even his mom doesn't think he needs to have kids.View attachment 406086
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This is depressing, at times you have to put aside Lucas is a gross pedophile who needs to be locked up and you figure at 38 where's the avg person? Lucas is stressed over a 9 dollar radio, eating dangerous food off dirty flat ware, living on the dole. And he is focused on his dangerous, risky sexual urges and one of the most in depth serious choice humans have of reproducing.

At 38 most of us are going to be thinking in regards to our parents, Mom.. can I really afford this trip or should I tuck the cash away? Dad, can you help me fix my rain gutters next week? Normal fucking people shit.

I'm just glad Lucas' parents have at least one normal kid to enjoy watching a child grow and mature.

lindsayfan said:
A lot of the grossest, most fundamentally defective and developmentally lost-cause cows are obsessed with having kids.
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It's a lot of things, ego is probably the number one. In a lot of the other incels like Lucas they see kids as a human X box unlock. Lucas is a bit different, he doesn't just want to show off a woman (or child in his case) would have sex with me. He wants to have a child... for sexual reasons.
 
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He's on a roll That manic train must be chugging along at full speed
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It's photo/foodie rule 101 of wipe your plate before display. Lucas doesn't even do dishes so, what else is to be expected.

Any idea what that horror show is an attempt at? When Jack shames you, man... you dun goofed.
 
Bassomatic said:
It's photo/foodie rule 101 of wipe your plate before display. Lucas doesn't even do dishes so, what else is to be expected.

Any idea what that horror show is an attempt at? When Jack shames you, man... you dun goofed.
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It apparently is "Roast with mushrooms, scalded broccoli and gravy."

Here's a couple more..
"Course 1: salmon"
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"Course 2: vegetables and beef rib"
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I love a good dino bone beef rib here and there, that just looks like something your dog gives back.

Again in the first picture, not just not cleaned up or prettied up for a photo it's just a flat dirty dish. I know we aren't to compare ourselves to cows or humble brag, but half of me is so shocked by this I want to show you what a 4 generation old cell phone and no prep dinner plate should look like. I'm talking a week night just you kinda meal.

Lucas likes to brag he knows food and eats at fancy places, he should be aware they put a lot of time into the presenting, because you eat with your eyes first. This is not some Pro Chef insider info this is common sense.

/food rant.

I have no idea who little peep is or was, but this shows Lucas's lack of empathy and how he likes to be 2edgy and 2 deep. He doesn't like their work, so they earn death. I can't tell you how many one hit wonders or bad musicians are out there, it's easy turn the radio off. Even if just hearing it 2-3 times till you get sick of it if it brings you joy. That person is probably gonna be made in shade money wise, made that many people happy, got a tour or two in... Pretty great right? Nope, Lucas didn't like your song so you earn death. I forgot, everyone else is the bigot.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Why has Lucas become so fixated with Lil Peep all of a sudden? He's that low A-Logging a dead person just because he didn't like the guy's music.
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He's adored by millennials and teen girls and probably had his way with his fair share of them. In short, he's done everything that Lucas wishes he could and he did it while making music that you either love or hate and looking like a homeless drug addict.
 
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