Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Aristophanes said:
Plus, it wouldn't be Lucas that weens would be bothering, but in fact his neighbour - it's likely his number that they've gotten a hold of.
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Oh yeah, right. Lucas only has that Kindle. I'd like to think that most people here are smart enough to not take the bait. There's always the chance of other weens lurking in the shadows, though.
 
Aristophanes said:
Are you sure that you have his phone number? Lucas did mention recently that he doesn't own a phone, and has to borrow his neighbour's cellphone when he needs one. All of those photos he uploads to Facebook are taken on an ancient Kindle.
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It's the number to the community phone in the living area of Phoenix House. Lucas gives it out like candy to anyone who he thinks might have a vagina.

Edit: Some Facebook updates:
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LightEmittingDiode said:
It's the number to the community phone in the living area of Phoenix House. Lucas gives it out like candy to anyone who he thinks might have a vagina.

Edit: Some Facebook updates:
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He's in some sort of mixed-episode, with his paranoia reaching an all time high. Maybe that's what triggered his recent obsession with the Farms, that we just happen to be part of some of the delusions he's experiencing.

It's essentially the classic "the Aliens/ Illuminati/New World Order/FBI are tracking me" delusion, only with the Farms instead.

He's slowly becoming a shut-in at this point given that everything is somehow related to his entitlement/misogyny at the moment, even his hate for other men. If he can't have any woman he wants, he sees no point in leaving his apartment. His disgust for foreskin is something new, however.

People just existing and going about their everyday lives seems to bother him. In other words there's no need to make a conscious effort to rile him up, and you can do that by doing whatever you are doing. Just by living well.
 
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Lucas give up on the whole suing kiwi already. No lawyer is going to pick it up pro Bono and fight for you against a case you have no chance at winning. You know nothing about the law obviously you idiot.
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
What do you have against foreskins, bub?
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According to the comments, he thinks they're dirty. He seems to think that despite showering once in a blue moon and furiously masturbating all day, his circumcised microdick will be cleaner than the average uncircumcised penis.

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Long comment thread regarding KF, kinda.

Dia de Muertos said:
Lucas give up on the whole suing kiwi already. No lawyer is going to pick it up pro Bono and fight for you against a case you have no chance at winning. You know nothing about the law obviously you idiot.
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I saw someone in sofalaw say that Russell Greer would take the case pro bono. Made me chuckle.
 
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Lucas is so removed from reality. Every person with whom he surrounds himself, thinking they're "fans" or just someone who wants to help him (read: someone he can exploit), is really just someone else fucking with him because he's a deplorable, creepy pedophile. He keeps running to these white knights to shield him from the big, bad Kiwi Farms and they're screenshotting convos, mocking him, and giving him bad advice in turn while we're just sitting here with our popcorn laughing at the shitshow without pozloading my negholep that is Lucas Werner.
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
Lucas is so removed from reality. Every person with whom he surrounds himself, thinking they're "fans" or just someone who wants to help him (read: someone he can exploit), is really just someone else fucking with him because he's a deplorable, creepy pedophile. He keeps running to these white knights to shield him from the big, bad Kiwi Farms and they're screenshotting convos, mocking him, and giving him bad advice in turn while we're just sitting here with our popcorn laughing at the shitshow without pozload my neghole that is Lucas Werner.
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What's worse is that these particular weens pull this shit on several other people that can be considered cows. When they notice people are ruining their "fun", they go after them and harass them. It also seems like some of them are the same person under multiple identities.
 
LOL I certainly am not making a 3h trip to shithole Spokane to have dinner with a paranoid skitzo and risk the chance of ending up a skin suit or chased in the parking lot while he flails his fists and does the angry Lucas shuffle. There is nothing to discuss and I sure as hell would not want to be seen in public with the chubster.
He is an incoherent telomerase obsessed mentally ill millennial predator. Nobody on KF is bullying Lucas. We are just observing his madness for entertainment purposes only.
I don't get why he isn't obsessively mad at SOFLAW instead. They're the ones that troll his stupid ass into sending dick pics and venturing out in public under false pretenses of going on a date with a hot millennial chick.
 
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