Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ColtWalker1847]

I would date me. Ladies. I would date me.

 

[NotLucusWerner]

I would meet him but he would block me irl that's the fist thing he's flailing them around to find the secret irl block button. He is enlightened due to his telomere length

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

i would meet up with him, but I’d prefer some telomer strengthening Red Robin instead. Oh, that and I love on the other side of the country.

 

[Trainwreck]

I live here, and would meet with him, but I don't want my day wrecked with all the science I'd be getting in person. My husband is only 5 years older than me and I was pregnant at 26. No long telemeres for our son.

 

[AmpleApricots]

If ol' luke is really seeing a therapist once a week he should stop lying to him. I don't use facebook, how much is he posting a day? Is he going on and on from the time he's up to the time he's going to bed or what? Might wanna share that with that mental health specialist too.

Also make an account Lucas, I wanna learn more about telomeres.

 

[NotLucusWerner]

I live here, and would meet with him, but I don't want my day wrecked with all the science I'd be getting in person. My husband is only 5 years older than me and I was pregnant at 26. No long telemeres for our son.

In the words of the mighty Werner you are ruining our country. #blocked

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

If ol' luke is really seeing a therapist once a week he should stop lying to him. I don't use facebook, how much is he posting a day? Is he going on and on from the time he's up to the time he's going to bed or what? Might wanna share that with that mental health specialist too.

Also make an account Lucas, I wanna learn more about telomeres.

He posts all day, every day. So far he is up to 14 posts in the last hour, which is when he woke up.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I don't really feel like spending my time listening to an incel's rhetoric on why he wants barely legal tang. It's not like you'll get a word in edgewise.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Actually I'm drowning in millennial chicks because I used Lucas' telomerase secret and I wanna laugh at him because I stole it.

 

[Aristophanes]

I'm sorry Lucas, but you're not worth spending almost a $1,000 to get a 12-14 hour flight from Europe.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Most people also have jobs and friends and significant others. Not much time left over to meet up with Lucas and get talked over for an hour.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

I ain't driving a half hour into downtown to hear some creepy tard rant about his frustration of not being able to get laid by women way out of his league over bad overpriced sushi.

Just go to Dick's burgers where a crazy homeless man ranting at the restaurant will be considered normal.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

No one is going to meet you, Lucas. Not just because you're a flabby, idiotic, misogynistic, racist, insane creep but also because no one wants your MRSA.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

No one is going to meet you, Lucas. Not just because you're a flabby, idiotic, misogynistic, racist, insane creep but also because no one wants your MRSA.

Luke is so repetetive, but I love that he's had to drop part of his old diatribe.

You know, the part about having lost 200 pounds.

Because he's gained almost all of it back.

It used to be part of his shtick.

Ain't no more!

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I mean, it's all true..

 

[Puta Bruja]

He's definitely gained that 200lbs back and it has seemed to have mostly gone to his bulbous face.

 

[Aristophanes]

I mean, it's all true..

Hey Lucas, you're clearly responding to this thread. Why don't you do it here instead of FB? I'm sure you'd be able to explain what the hell you're on about in a lot more detail.

 

[Bassomatic]

Wait weren't we bullies and scary now we are weak?

One magic power Kiwis have are we always just the kyrptonite of the cows. So far a short list of things we've been called, virgins, sluts, rich, poor, alt right, democrats, cowards, stalkers.... the list goes on.

It's pretty tragic sinking to a level where you beg and pay to hang out with people who laugh at you online. When people hit levels of lonely like this, it's not due to a bad stroke, or crummy luck. It's because you are the problem.

Lucas won't come here, he doesn't have as much control and he's a control freak a trait common with pedophiles.

Honestly I think Lucas is so lost on reality, he really is lost most of us can afford to buy our own food of any quaintly or quality. This isn't even rich fag bragging, but everyday normal people rich or poor can splurge a bit and eat out. Hell Lucas is living off the dole and able to do that, and he thinks he has a one up on the working class?

He sure has been getting loopier, he's not even reciting his own script anymore just throwing words on facebook. Dude's a mess.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Not just that, Lucas. No one wants to be near someone who has oozing MRSA sores all over them. Stop glossing over the fact that you're covered in disease or do you not have reading comprehension skills? It would make sense with how awful your stupid "book" is.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Luke, have you been drinking too much soda again? You know, the ONLY reason you "threw your drink at the wall" when Suzanne, one of your eight *cough*bullshit*cough* girlfriends got a restraining order against you?

Nobody on KF wants to watch you shovel in tuna like the beluga whale you are. And have a drink thrown at them when your famous "conversation rage" goes off the crazy train tracks.