Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lol Lucas, since you're stalking KF, I went to the zoo and am going to the movies tonight, with my husband, who got fucked twice today. Aaaaand you asked me out on my IRL profile when I am not even within your age range after you started in on your telebullshit so I must not be that much of a troglodyte, you fat, unloveable faggot.

(Tell us the story about how you put Jason's weiner in your mouth) :)

Think long and hard about dying alone, Lucas. It'll be like that time the girl you had a crush on in elementary school invited everyone BUT you to her birthday party, every single day, until you're worm food in a pauper's grave with no one mourning over it. You know it's true, that's why you started this fake, cherry-picked scientific subject. You know you'll never get a hot, young girl to ever be with you so you use telebullshit to compensate and pad your ego because the truth is, no one of ANY age would EVER have you or love you. Put that shoe on and wear it, pedo. (Yeah, you are a pedo, fantasizing about your 7 year old niece, fucking kiddy diddler creep)
 
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Bassomatic said:
One thing I find most interesting, out of all the loveshys the others have at least some other hobby or thought. They all want a fuck mommy to support and care for them so they get sex, attention, basic needs met. It's really a wish of a slave.
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Never seen him use this term before. I think you have a fan.
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Bassomatic said:
Much like his pro Bernie stance, I really think it's just to come off as a smart liberal leaning dude. Something that in his area and what media says, gets you the girls. Women are attracted to smart, fedoras like that think they are sooooo wise to go "god isn't real"

We know aside all Lucas is not bright, and I don't care much who or what people do or don't worship but Lucas isn't bright enough to do more than parrot an idea with spirituality.

Let's not forget Lucas leeches off Christians and brags about it as if he's personally robbing the pope or something. While calling religious people bigots and selfish the meals in his growing belly are given out by those same people.
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Agreed - the Bernie thing was just a ploy to try and lure in children, because he knows Bernie is popular among his preferred age range. When it comes down to it, Lucas is a textbook entitled MRA incel, who thinks socialism means "GOVERNMENT MANDATED GF".

He thinks that this should be enough to bag a 16 year old while still posting thinly veiled racist and homophobic rants on Facebook. He wonders why women ignore him, and it's because literally EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of his existence is absolutely revolting. Lucas does not have even a single particle of a redeeming quality in his 400 pounds of being.
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
(Yeah, you are a pedo, fantasizing about your 7 year old niece, fucking kiddy diddler creep)
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Jesus what

His government mandated gf bullshit is the fucking worst, it comes off so damn genuine. The shot he spouts could pull the most hardcore socialist to the right I swear

Lucas stop "bragging" about going outside, you're an unemployed narcissist who can't talk to a woman without looking desperate and you were unironically talking about going to a protest to hit on high school girls
 
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BeefMcBeef said:
His government mandated gf bullshit is the fucking worst, it comes off so damn genuine. The shot he spouts could pull the most hardcore socialist to the right I swear
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If you check the other incel loveshy cows many of them honestly feel this way, Lucas is not alone at all in this.

They consider it a human right. They feel they are owed the right to own a person, well that would humanize women and they don't do that.

Also since you are new no offense, but edit your posts into one don't multi post it's kinda culture here.

@QueenBurritoSupreme Can you expand on that time Lucas was a literal faggot instead of just a figurative faggot.

I feel like throwing ole MRSA boy a bone here, you want to be hip and in, brag about it. Own that dick you sucked Lucas my man. It's 2018 all the cool kids sucked cock. Turn it into some spin about tried it didn't like it I'm 200% straight since I even tested it and reafirmed it.

Oh wait, your just so lonely you'll take a pee pee to the mouth to interact with someone.
 
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Has Lucas convinced himself that his delusion is 100% true? It's hard to tell if he's so retarded that he genuinely believes this trope, or if he's fully aware that fucking dumb as shit and just hopes his intended victims haven't taken high school biology yet.

NotLucusWerner said:
You all are making too valid of points..... you bigots are all BLOCKED
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It's really satisfying to know he's reading this thread. How does it feel that we can all challenge your fucking demented worldviews and call you out for the pedo you are and you can't do shit about it, Lucas?
 
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Lucas won't come here and keep taking pot shots on his facebook because he has more control there. For a brave leader of the older father movement, he sure hides online a lot.

He's ok talking about fucking kids, going to jail and nut houses not having a job.. he keeps it real, but second someone brings up he's a liar he hides.

I'm pretty sure depending on Lucas mood swing or mental issue he's either 100% sold on his shit or he's just using it for his advantage.

Also for someone who doesn't go out apparently Lucas I'm sitting with the Mrs having a manhattan. I'm shit posting because she's talking to her daft friend who should have a thread here, but that's another story oh. and she's too good for you and I hate this harpy.
 
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A facebook commenter just claimed that a clip of Lucas was aired on an episode of Tosh.0 that came out today. I can't find anywhere to watch it so I can't confirm. If this is true he might end up back in the public spotlight, which will mean a new horde of weens, but also some good content. Also, it would be fucking priceless if the clip aired was "RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!"
 
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Father Dharmendra Rada said:
A facebook commenter just claimed that a clip of Lucas was aired on an episode of Tosh.0 that came out today. I can't find anywhere to watch it so I can't confirm. If this is true he might end up back in the public spotlight, which will mean a new horde of weens, but also some good content. Also, it would be fucking priceless if the clip aired was "RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!"
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I have Prime video; I'll look in to this episode now.
Edit: Episode 3 is not avaliable yet, but the description of it says "Daniel meets a guy who invented a bike that breaks the sound barrier; a chef whose favorite kitchen utensil is her mouth; a bachelor who would never pass a background check for "The Bachelor.""
 
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