Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is not good at shopping. This is not shocking. I see ton of high fat meat, that restaurant size jar of bbq sauce is just awful for you and expensive. Pre built salad and carrot chips. It's not like he's got no time and able to spend more to trade time for money. Those bacon bits are awful for you and again, cheaper to make at home he's got the time.

I like him trying to hide the spirte in the cart. We know what happened last time you had a soda pop Lucas boy.
 
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Lucas just pulled a number out of his ass that he thinks will shut them out. Then he can claim he tried and they punked out.

Lucas has a fragile ego and at times knows he's full of shit. He's too pussy to join this site, there is no way in hell he'd let Tosh laugh at him and share his stupid to millions of people.

I don't know what comp is offered to guests but probably travel and accommodations. For someone like Lucas a night on a real bed, dinner and day of travel is the closest he will get to a vacation. He's turning that down because he's a coward and can't stand his ideas being mocked. That's why he hides on facebook where Zuckerberg lets him have his ban button.
 
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Sidon's fleshlight said:
Has anyone drew comparisons to Elliot Roger to this guy yet?
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ER was all around better than him, ER wanted girls his own age, was going to college and lived on his own(with roomates) ER also tried to socialize. ER also could pass the backround check to buy fire arms.
Lucas is lower than a man who sat and listened to his younger sister have sex. Bet that stings.

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Could you imagine if he couldn't ban anyone. He would be overtaken and he knows it. Let the turd sit in bullshit filth he spews
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That's why all his communications are from places he has the power one way. Look at the rating on his YT and comments (before they get locked/deleted)
 
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Maybe I'm just being hypercritical because it's Lucas and I'm in a bad mood, but god damn he even puts stuff in his shopping cart in the sloppiest, most half-assed way possible. I can just see his fat ass waddling down the mayo aisle until he reaches the jumbo BBQ sauce, picking it up, and tossing it in the cart in the way that takes the least amount of effort, because he's Lucas Werner and he can't be expected to spend the time and energy to not crush is own carrot chips.

I've already said this, but he can't do anything right.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Maybe I'm just being hypercritical because it's Lucas and I'm in a bad mood, but god damn he even puts stuff in his shopping cart in the sloppiest, most half-assed way possible. I can just see his fat ass waddling down the mayo aisle until he reaches the jumbo BBQ sauce, picking it up, and tossing it in the cart in the way that takes the least amount of effort, because he's Lucas Werner and he can't be expected to spend the time and energy to not crush is own carrot chips.

I've already said this, but he can't do anything right.
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There was definitely a change in my mood when I saw that picture. This sums up how I felt haha. He's a walking disaster that can't be bothered to do anything and wants everyone to do things for him. Now that he's got his little groupies he's pretty much like the fat girl at the bar that talks louder than everyone else just to get attention.
 
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What's with him saying he's going to sue everybody lately? Does he not realize how expensive it is to take someone to court? I am pretty sure people behind Tosh can afford better representation than Lucas. In fact the only representation Lucas would be able to finesse into representing him would probably be a recently released prison felon who "studied law" while locked up and now thinks he is a top of the line lawyer.. Either that or Russhole. :lol:
 
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Someone commented this screenshot on one of his statuses, implying it was in reference to him. He made a bizarre facebook status a couple days ago about meth, and someone asked him if he was still doing it. He claimed he had never touched it.

It seems unlikely that the screenshot is true, as interesting as that would be. I guess past meth usage could definitely help to explain Lucas's erratic behavior. Him being a fat shit for the past like 15 years contradicts that though. Just seems intriguing, especially since people have said meth is rampant in Spokane and he was homeless for a long period of time.
 
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Father Dharmendra Rada said:
It seems unlikely that the screenshot is true, as interesting as that would be. I guess past meth usage could definitely help to explain Lucas's erratic behavior. Him being a fat shit for the past like 15 years contradicts that though. Just seems intriguing, especially since people have said meth is rampant in Spokane and he was homeless for a long period of time.
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With what meth does to the brain though it kinda makes sense. A lot of weird conspiracy theories and philosophies, as well as research, (all of which need to be in quotation marks because they are complete bullshit) seem to be clinging points for meth users/former users.
 
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Dia de Muertos said:
What's with him saying he's going to sue everybody lately? Does he not realize how expensive it is to take someone to court? I am pretty sure people behind Tosh can afford better representation than Lucas. In fact the only representation Lucas would be able to finesse into representing him would probably be a recently released prison felon who "studied law" while locked up and now thinks he is a top of the line lawyer.. Either that or Russhole. :lol:
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Lucas is dumb. He knows being sued is scary. He also wants money because he's poor. So he thinks some how he can bully us into paying him to stop laughing at his antics.

No lawyer would bother with this. It's just Lucas is incredibly powerless so he theeatens people because he's a bully.

I don't at all buy lucas got into meth. He did say he's explored drugs and in old video spoke poorly of meth. I wouldn't rule out he's been around meth and users. Maybe tried it but meth head I don't peg him for.

This is a random person online I'm not gonna buy it when there are so many weens who just want to #sickburn Lucas.

I don't doubt he probably sucked a duck tho. I mean look at his waist he's good at putting things in his mouth.
 
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Father Dharmendra Rada said:
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Someone commented this screenshot on one of his statuses, implying it was in reference to him. He made a bizarre facebook status a couple days ago about meth, and someone asked him if he was still doing it. He claimed he had never touched it.

It seems unlikely that the screenshot is true, as interesting as that would be. I guess past meth usage could definitely help to explain Lucas's erratic behavior. Him being a fat shit for the past like 15 years contradicts that though. Just seems intriguing, especially since people have said meth is rampant in Spokane and he was homeless for a long period of time.
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When you get off meth you often you gain weight quickly. She did say when he was 26 that would be 10+ years ago. It would explain alot.
 
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When you get off meth you often you gain weight quickly. She did say when he was 26 that would be 10+ years ago. It would explain alot.
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We know Lucas was fat a decade ago, also he loves being a victim and bragging. If he kicked Meth (and that ain't no small feat) he'd be adding that to the list of things he has done.
 
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Lucas has MRSA and wonders why people don't want to be near him and a fork.

Also more of us our on different time zones or even continents.

Lucas is probably pretty mad at us because we aren't just slandering him, we honestly think he's a creep and dirty and gross. We don't want to be near him. And again with begging to hang out using his tard bux. I could think of a few better ways to spend such meager income instead of eating out with people who laugh at you online.

At least unlike eating at Lucas' group home, we know a restaurant will clean it's plates.
 
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