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Smoking mushrooms? Does that even work?
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I don't think Lucas understands what ignore means.
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I don't think Lucas understands what ignore means.
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welp that sure is uh something
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"I'm not gonna talk about them but they're just jealous anyway lalalala i can't hear you"
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The pedophile's kink is pretending to be a pedophile. Who would've guessed?
And here's a side of word salad just because. The best part is, he's probably schizophrenic, autistic, AND bipolar.
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I like how Lucas brags about all the friends he has, if that was true why has no one let him crash on their couch? Lent him money drive him to places etc? Lucas has a family that doesn't want to be around him since he's too busy trying to dick down kids.
He also has so many friends but needs to beg people who think he's a loser online for dinner dates? Shit Lucas I text people from this very website and hang, online friends can be a thing. It's just none of yours are real friends. Not a single one.
How could Lucas be a sugar daddy? He's poor as fuck.
He also has so many friends but needs to beg people who think he's a loser online for dinner dates? Shit Lucas I text people from this very website and hang, online friends can be a thing. It's just none of yours are real friends. Not a single one.
How could Lucas be a sugar daddy? He's poor as fuck.
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Lucas has bigger tits than the girls he lays game on, not just because he's fat those girls haven't finished puberty yet.
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This image defiled my mind, now it's going to defile yours too.
Posted in sofalaw by the person who allegedly has inside info on Lucas's personal life.
Posted in sofalaw by the person who allegedly has inside info on Lucas's personal life.
NotLucusWerner
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This fucker got two drastically different nipple sizes. Like ones a pepperoni and the other is a nickel.
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More from the source in sofalaw. If true, this is truly bizarre.
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Laughs in nigga wat
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BeefMcBeef
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Ladies he woke af
Name just *one* other hobby, Lucas. Just one other activity y'all can do together
Name just *one* other hobby, Lucas. Just one other activity y'all can do together
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Caracticus
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Why is no one here willing to meet him for dinner? Easy one. Same reason none of his "almost 9000" facebook friends will meet him for dinner. I have no personal tolerance for empty conversational chit-chat anyway, but the thought of sitting with Lucas over a dinner is mind-numbing. I've already heard every single word he'll say. Over and over again.
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Ladies he woke af
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Name just *one* other hobby, Lucas. Just one other activity y'all can do together
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There's speculation that Lucas suddenly being Puritan about sex is an attempted smokescreen in the wake of the discoveries we've discussed already, like the dick pic on the neighbor's phone, the used condoms, and the recorded sex call to yet another fucking 16 year old. Like he thinks he can fool the people monitoring him into thinking "oh yeah, he's not actively trying to bang underage girls after all. Says so right on his Facebook."
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Haha how tf is Lucas going to be a sugar daddy when he's a homeless person on tugboat money and food stamps? Does he not understand what a sugar daddy is? His rants are becoming more schizo babble nonsense by the minute too. He makes no God damn sense at all. The shirtless picture cracked me up. I bet he sees himself as a major stud muffin the same way that russhole does
WatchtheWorldWern
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"You should look around for a nice phone that is within your means to procure."
"I refuse to accept anything other than a brand new, unspoilt phone and refuse to do the work required to acquire and maintain it."
How's THAT for an apt metaphor?
"I refuse to accept anything other than a brand new, unspoilt phone and refuse to do the work required to acquire and maintain it."
How's THAT for an apt metaphor?
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Lol no. I mean, it might give you some kind of fucked up head rush, but the actual psilocybin would be destroyed.
$50 in sushi in a week? Wow, that’s like... one whole sushi dinner. Keep rollin big baller.
RickSanchez
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50 bucks in sushi could easily feed a couple on a date. Of course he just eats it all to himself. Way to go Lucas.
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Seeing how gross he is in any other way, I bet he eats like a total pig. I would not want to have dinner with him.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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It depends on what he gets. If he gets the specialty rolls that are kept in a separate section of the menu, then $50 is a reasonable price for one person. However, if he goes for the regular rolls that are usually in the single digits, then $50 will feed up to 4 people. Chances are he went with the latter option since he seems like a quantity over quality kinda guy in terms of food.