Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Yeah, I've seen SOFALAW. It's a lot of middle-aged women, a couple of Wern-post regulars, and at one point it had someone who knew the Wern IRL—although obviously I won't mention any of them for the sake of anonymity and since we know the madman obsessively reads these threads. I observed that they discourage catfishing him and fucking with him from what I can tell, despite this report mentioned above. Mostly just screenshots and WTFs.



I know it's arbitrary and not official in any capacity, but I have found that the whole "Half-your-age + seven" rule really seems to be psychologically acceptable. A 55 and 35-year-old sounds a lot better than a 38-year-old and 18-year-old, perhaps because of the life experience that you mention.

Glad to see that, aside from Rumpled (as usual) the members here can discern SOFALAW from Anti-SOFALAW, "Real" SOFALAW etc.

Basically we kick edgelords, troublemakers, weens and other fuckups as soon as they start trouble. Like that Jordan Ziegra chick, she had a hard on for starting fights in the group and only really buddied up to Wern after we booted her.

Those offshoot groups were created by dipshits who were butthurt that we didn't want them around. If anyone is responsible for fuckery with Lucas's account, it's them . We screenshot and discuss, and that's about the extent of it.
 
SOFALAW salt:
They think Eddy Dzial is @Rumpled Foreskin and is here framing them for reporting Lucas' account. Side note: @RubySlipper29 did delete their post yesterday but you will notice that a moderator has overridden their request for deletion and restored the comment.
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And general butthurtedness:
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So I don't follow this thread super close but am I wrong to assume that facebook.converstion is a complete work? They hit like every anti-kiwi talking point in the book just to virtue signal.

Or are they really the hero that the wernerverse needs?
 
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am I wrong to assume that facebook.converstion is a complete work?
If you're asking if they're being serious about the kiwi farm criticism, yes they are. Like they said there's overlap of their group with this forum but just like there's people here who hate on SOFALAW there's also people there who are REEEEEing every time this place gets mentioned there.
 
Being this autistic about a pecking order of nothing more than the internets edition of Jerry Springer..

Keep it simple, be excellent to each other, and don't pozload my negholep. Anything else is shameful display.

Honestly, I don't even want to rule Eddie still being part of it and holding a grudge because he's a fucking nut job. No idea how he got tied into Lucas and no shock some how the bridges burned quickly. He's vindictive so while it's probably just your avg ween, Eddie is nuts so I wouldn't want to 100% rule out he's still reporting posts thinking he's some sort of super James Bond.
 
O.M.G. a "web redemption?" Does he really think they would look at those rebuttal videos and be supportive? They're going to show segments from the last one and play horror movie music over it. He doesn't just come across as creepy in the last one, he comes across as threatening. They're not going to touch it out of fear they might set off a mentally unstable person.

[edit] And now the "Conversation" FB page has gone legacy.
 
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It's ironic he calls us creeps for taking a picture of his bald spot while he's looking like the creepiest creep in Creepville about to attack a gang of schoolgirls.

Yup. I guess he just confirmed that the picture in question is in fact him. Nice.

Also, remember when he posted that picture he discretely took of the two young girls sitting in public? It was accompanied by an essay length "tfw no gf" oriented word salad. But that's not creepy, right Lucas?
 
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