He has no tolerance for advice or correction, he's a classic "Low Knowledge Know-It-All." He would crash and burn in college. He has no academic goals or interests, it's all about finding a young girl. If he doesn't get weeded out because he's not interested in the work, he'll get weeded out when students start complaining about his inappropriate behavior. The placement test he'd be required to take would place him near the bottom of the GED students, all high-school level refresher stuff. Not to stereotype the GED crowd, but he might find a recovering addict who dropped out of high school and is on the same quest he is. He'll have five minutes of happiness until she disagrees with something he says. That is if he actually enrolls, which he won't. Consistent with bi-polar he's big on grandiose future plans but he doesn't come through on any of them.
Lucas on his first day of college: Gets off the bus, jizzes in his pants because of all the college girls, gets back on the bus and spends the next 12 hours tweeting about how college girls are bigots and KF are cowards.
Realistically, why does he need to enroll in college if all he intends to do is hit on the college girls? Just grab a used textbook and hang out on campus. They are public places, you don't have to be a student to simply cruise the campus.