Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[DeletedSoul]

If you want to talk to Lucas you've to make him think you're like him in some way. That was sloppy work.

Didn't really want to talk to him so to speak.

Just wanted to prove a point: he won't actually talk to anyone if they confront him.

 

[TelomereJones]

Didn't really want to talk to him so to speak.

Just wanted to prove a point: he won't actually talk to anyone if they confront him.

We've seen plenty instances of Lucas talking to people if they don't badger him.
The Wern has minimal social skills because he's batshit crazy. What's your excuse?

 

[TS 298]

Didn't really want to talk to him so to speak.

Just wanted to prove a point: he won't actually talk to anyone if they confront him.

Congratulations, you demonstrated your superiority over a homeless schizo who's off his meds. Good job.

 

[DeletedSoul]

Congratulations, you demonstrated your superiority over a homeless schizo who's off his meds. Good job.

Do I get a prize?

I could go for some ice cream.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Bassomatic]

Do I get a prize?

I could go for some ice cream.

There's no point to prove, we all already know this. Lucas doesn't make any sense or follow any of his own rules or guide lines. As said before to talk to him you have to suck up to him, this whole act about hanging out, is just that an act. He looks like the good guy and victim, and rich when this is the same guy who can't make eye contact to a teenage girl out of fear and slides a creepy note.

Don't poke the bear, Lucas like most all cows makes the best content left alone because most lolcows are both batshit nuts and super lonely for being so.

Edit: did you notice in Lucas video's he's looking down and reading. This fucking goomba has to write this insanity dow before he babbles it.

If anyone ones I can recap the antics later when I'm in the privacy of my office.

 

[Trainwreck]

Good Christ. I go on vacation for 5 days and come back to find out we are all spineless and more repetitive videos. Hahaha. If you are still creepin' and reading on here, yes, I really do live in Spokane and there is NO way I would ever go have dinner with you to have any sort of discussion. With all your videos and rants on FB, I already know every single thing you are going to say so any discussion with you is moot because you don't want to hear anything that you don't like. You can't block people in person.....so we all know you'd never actually meet any of us in person.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

“Fake Babies, Fake Hookers” would be a fantastic blues album title.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Did he stop posting on Facebook?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Good Christ. I go on vacation for 5 days and come back to find out we are all spineless and more repetitive videos. Hahaha. If you are still creepin' and reading on here, yes, I really do live in Spokane and there is NO way I would ever go have dinner with you to have any sort of discussion. With all your videos and rants on FB, I already know every single thing you are going to say so any discussion with you is moot because you don't want to hear anything that you don't like. You can't block people in person.....so we all know you'd never actually meet any of us in person.

I can picture him plugging his ears and yelling to drown out your side of the argument. Lucas can simply not handle confrontation or ideas that oppose his insanity.

 

[Bassomatic]

Edit oh fuck @CatParty there were three more of his ramblings. lol. That's 9 videos!!

Ok here we go instead of tormenting my self to death listening too this mad lump of flesh I'll summarize each vid. Heaven forbid anyone here this so I locked my office door. I'll also add in some rebuttal and humor..or what I call humor but more like my two cents.

Vid 1 (Kiwi Farms are Cowards): He's shocked to insult kiwi, he says we are the KKK and the KKK bullies people into joining (according to the FBI there's barely 10k people, that's far from some super group as it's painted anymore and many of them again according to the FBI, are plants.) We hate anyone aside WASPS. He then educates us on the kiwi bird, missing the point of the name. Bugs are dumb. Farms aren't where you grow food it's what Fox news does. Kiwis are willing to insult people and call them nigger, Lucas, you are a double nigger by my accounts. If you disagree with facts, this makes you a KIWI alt right white prider. Lucas says we are all 14 year olds living in a basement, a 40 year old man living on welfare in a retard house. Also Lucas, ignores there are pictures of members, and their toys. He then calls us Cowards for not wanting his MRSA scabs to fall off during a dinner between us. Some Kiwis are in Spokane, this makes him right.

Vid 2(Abomination unto nature): People are close to fruit trees, seed trees and flowering plants (most plant life falls under this Lucas sucks at Bio a subject I'm weak at) Apples drop seeds and bees move pollen. He explains how trees grow, and claims trees have sperm. He then tries to say some how generations are seasons. If you date in your own age it's against nature. The video ends before he explains how or why.

Vid 3 (Fake babies Fake Hookers) : There's a sex culture of DD/LG. He explains it, and his fat eyes light up. He thinks, since it's a kink you should just date old people. Because in the same idea of girls liking rough sex should just up and get raped then right? To be into this fetish and not just date old guys is agism and same as blackface. Black face is racist. Cougars are ok. Sugar daddies are just about money, it's the Uber for hookers. If you are rich girls can't like you. Fake babies and fake hookers are how we live.

Vid 4 (Attractive qualities In Women) : Here's a list Lucas wants in a woman, nose rings, danger hair, glasses, braces, being under 26, under cuts (Lucas you know this was popularized by the fucking SS literally? For a Bernie crat you sure like the look of the people who would have gassed that old coot) Mohawks, tatoos but only good ones, no sleaves or hand or feet, democrats, bernie fans chubby girls not fatties. People who read Chomsky, People who are leftist but not commies (from a Bernie voter... and self proclaimed Democrat Socialist) peaceful, anarchist (just one that requires taxation, and a government force apparently.) omnivore, athiest, big hps thick thighs, ab muscles, hip hop fans who don't like past early 90s, musicans, t shirts, short shorts skirts, knowing board games, cooks, being the bobby fischer of scrabble ( a noted Anti Semite) eyeliner, no kids but wants them, using public transit, poet, pet owner, essay, you don't have to have all of them but you should.

What does Lucas bring to the table? I mean that's a hefty order so he probably should have something to offer. Lucas has, MRSA.

Vid 5 (Racism is A Brain Problem): He doesn't mean to brag, his dad looks better than George Cloony, he lifts and mows lawns and builds shit and cans and BBQs and farms, he drinks Crown Royale, he's smart and tough at 66. This guy sounds awesome, apples can fall far from the tree. This is proof Lucas is good to be a parent with their Granddad is strong. His dad has strong genes, he's icing on the cake compared to his dad. He has strong DNA. His science is based on birds.

Vid 6 (The Grandfather effect) : Lucas doesn't go off 6 year old info just less than a year, he mentions 2017 bird study, short living birds have longer lives if older birds. He rambles incorrectly about telomeres and says because birds do it it's same with humans. He says if your grandfather lives long you will. Lucas has an old dad so have kids with him. Girls under 25 should breed with him. His grandfather was over 80.

Vid 7 (Why dating sites Fail) : Lucas has over 10k friends on facebook, and can't get a date. This proves dating sites fail (Lucas people have got married off KF, let that soak in you fat retard, sorry temper is getting short powering through these) He's been on POF OKC and Tinder. Lots of people say he is owed a GF. You see it's women under 26 are bigoted to old men. Agist. If you are only dating someone not like you, this is not bigotry, but dating the same is bigotry, doesn't apply to gays tho. He's read things to help get women grey hair and going bald helps you get girls. Women go to dating sites because they aren't likable. Dating site women are just bitches, men go there to go lay. He has standards, if you are hot no personality will save you and you won't meet a decent guy like Lucas Werner (the horror)

Vid 8 (Adult Like Caracsoone): Lucas opens his board game, he says it's hard to meet women who are 25, you can't snap out of this, like being gay. But this is bigotry. He needs your body for sex. He wants kids because he wants kids, and women don't want him. They want younger men who are immature punks (says someone who literally has a fucking nanny in his govt paid for room because he's a sped) Men have no goals and nothing to offer (I can't even the irony here) This shows he's good looking and women think so, and he's still into young girls. Young men are bigots to date women their own age and prey on women their own age because they are emotionally immature. This is true. 2017 studies prove this. 2012 proved this too. If your grandparents didn't live long you are going to be less smart. World War 2 stopped people from talking to each other (being he's on youtube with how many billions of members?) We had a 15 year window from Hitler and the 2 a-bombs (he can't pronounce the names of the cities worth a lick) Then TV came out and was catered to children (this is incorrect and TVs were not common at first) Violence and Sex is for adults, he has a game that is for adults but not sexual or violent, trippy right?

Vid 9 (Society is falling apart): He feels this way if you are an older guy younger men don't give their girl friends up to older men, this is just how respect works. If you bring your girl around Lucas surrender her to him. It's science. (doesn't she have a say?) Younger men dating younger women will have sex, and this is selfish. You need to be given that women, it's respect. Hook up culture is caught on to cause emotional emptiness. Casual sex isnt' for relationships, casual sex isn't for anyone who ever wants kids... this breaks culture down. Age phobia is real towards him . Agism is no different than racism if you have standards you are a bigot, wanting a girl who's fertile isnt' bigotry it's science. Men his age are "baby making machies"

Holy shit, pay pal me Liquor NOW NOW NOW NOW

 

[Caracticus]

did you notice in Lucas video's he's looking down and reading. This fucking goomba has to write this insanity down before he babbles it.

Yes, same in the ToshO rebuttals. Kind of a change in pattern for him. Very short videos, all scripted, and even then his written rants are just as chaotic and repetitive as his unscripted rants.

Just as in real life he's too passive to talk to someone directly and instead slips them weird notes, maybe he's starting to have the same problem talking to a camera and has to write it all down beforehand.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Yes, same in the ToshO rebuttals. Kind of a change in pattern for him. Very short videos, all scripted, and even then his written rants are just as chaotic and repetitive as his unscripted rants.

Just as in real life he's too passive to talk to someone directly and instead slips them weird notes, maybe he's starting to have the same problem talking to a camera and has to write it all down beforehand.

That’s a pretty good point. All the stupid attention he’s gotten recently has rendered him even more paranoid and fearful.

 

[CatParty]

Edit oh fuck @CatParty there were three more of his ramblings. lol. That's 9 videos!!

Oh there were many more all made at once. I just selected the choice ones hahaha

 

[Caracticus]

The sores on his nose and chin suddenly get worse in those videos. He must have picked at them while changing his shirt. Or they really were recorded over a span of a couple days.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Yes, same in the ToshO rebuttals. Kind of a change in pattern for him. Very short videos, all scripted, and even then his written rants are just as chaotic and repetitive as his unscripted rants.

Just as in real life he's too passive to talk to someone directly and instead slips them weird notes, maybe he's starting to have the same problem talking to a camera and has to write it all down beforehand.

Maybe he'll start writing notes and filming them again. I kind of liked that phase.

 

[Bassomatic]

The sores on his nose and chin suddenly get worse in those videos. He must have picked at them while changing his shirt. Or they really were recorded over a span of a couple days.

Can MRSA make you itchy?
Because community-acquired MRSA is a virulent (aggressive) bacterium, the infection may develop quickly and create a painful, red, swollen bump on the skin. This may be called a furuncle, a boil, or an abscess. Itching is not one of the main features of MRSA infection.May 8, 2011
Does MRSA itch? - WebMD Answers
https://answers.webmd.com/answers/1198203/does-mrsa-itch

lol.

Lucas are you starting to see why no one wants to be around you let alone share a meal?

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Well, he definitely got the title right.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Is he still getting fatter? He looks terrible, even for being Lucas.

 

[Rogowski]

He's serious you guys. You don't want to be a jellyfish do you?