Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Bassomatic said:
It's ok Lucas will still be homeless soon and a fat man with beetus drinking soda lol. Corp tax reductions are a debate, but like anything else Lucas just doesn't understand things and complains to shine himself as some hero when he's a grifting MRSA infected pedophile, Coca cola creates jobs in the US and 3rd world, provides a product and still pays taxes.
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I thought about it for a sec, and yeah Coke probably doesn’t get much if anything in the way of actual subsidies. The corn for all their HFC on the other hand...
 
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He learned how to use his filter...
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TelomereJones said:
I imagine he'd have marks from the lice bites if he was allergic to their saliva. That did look exactly like a nit to me as well though.
It may be spoiled sushi reaction.

I'm really enjoying current year +3 Lucas.
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He face beautified the shit out of that photo, you know the built in shitty airbrushing/smoothing that phones have now? It's the best friend of middle aged women's selfies everywhere.

So who knows.

ETA I'm particularly amused by how he melted his teeth together
 
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Lucas clearly doesn't take care of himself but I want to be unbaised here and give him benefit of the doubt, he's living in a retard house, around other mentally ill people, some of them are suffering from disorders probably worse than Lucas others are long time bums etc, so while Lucas doesn't really do hygine, I don't want to fault him on these if indeed it's lice. He's sharing a place with some pretty sketchy riff raff.

Lucas looks a bit less like a Nurgle but he's still clearly a plaugebearer at least.

He's got 5 new videos and thankfully, the Mrs gave me an entire coffee mug of makers mark to endure this so away we go. Probably be pretty rambling and a loggy be warned.

You are not alone (I'm not but Lucas is and always will be)
He opens clearing his throat. While it's not a big deal it shows how socially unaware he is, this is reading a note he could edit it out (doable on a phone even) or just another take. But he's in his mania mode and he doesn't seem to care even when not. People don't have the right to not be oogled. No one should die alone, when he told kiwis Trump supporters, the alt right and his cat fishes he wishes this on them. Dipolid speices earn love. Bad people get love. Clones are just people who get more than you do and don't deserve it. They hate you on twitter and face book. Holy shit he is reading a note he wrote to himself, in the 3rd person peak fucking insanity. LOL. Trolls aren't worth time, ban em. No one has to listen to hater howler monkies. Lucas doesn't throw the first punch. Earth is the bad part of the galaxy. People shouldn't wear same hat like a little pump concert. Normal is the counter culture we need. He's gonna eat the sushi grass hoppers. Nigger what?

Because (autism)
Gen Z started in 95, he learned the liberals are half the country, they don't like bigots. It would be bees knees to date them he's gen X he will go to college to meet girls. He will buy a 2 bedroom house and raise a family. He says "get them when they are 18 and by 24 they will be ready to have children" He wants a long term thing, he doesn't want to be old and alone (too late for that) he wants his family to be there because he fears death, like all cowards who die unsung. He will hire a girl friend. Hes middle aged. He's never been married. He likes young women since he can get them prego easier. He's high sperm counts. Kids they make will be mentally well. His grandpa was 82 he thinks. Studies say he's wrong but since some studies are wrong he's right. He says they are wrong so trust him. Tell him else wise you're lying. His mom was 25 his dad 36 he's not fucked up. You are lying. He doesn't buy it because it's told to him online, just because it's online. Read wiki though. He has proof from wiki. Read links. He has 17 links! 17 links on his kindle proving him, even if you have 50, 50 to 17 is proof you are wrong. Get over it he's right. He wants a family, stoping him makes you an enemy. Don't randomly send dick pics. He doesn't know how to explain why he wants a girl friend. (because he doesn't he wants a sex slave and paycheck) He knows why but can't explain it. Sex is good. He wants kids. He wants a female. He wants a girl friend and because is the reason why because because because. He quoted the wizard of oz to us the viewers.

Why do you think I want a girl friend (because it sounds better than keeping a little loli locked up in a a friztel like cage?)
The only way to talk to women is go up and talk about their stuff, like clothes, or buy them drinks and hope they come up to you. He doesn't know how to talk to women other wise. If people ask why you want a g/f block them. It's stupid. It's clear why you want one. (yea because you are a gross fat pervert who can't get laid) If someone asks you why, just say because it's the only reasonable thing to say. Get rid of people who call you names. Don't let people interview you. Why do you a relationship he retorts us ( because I like knowing when she falls asleep in my arms, Lucas can't have her. Oh yea and she has no gag reflex) He likes being around women he wants sex, he said get a dog.

They approached me :
He wants to be honest, all his girl friends all 8 moved on him. Younger women don't he's never had one, he almost has. He had a shot with the girl in the loony bin after he called her and her generation bigoted. She was 22. She was gen Z. Gen Z is more bigoted. You can try to think on that, bigot. This explains why I don't approach women, they come up to me.( oh yea stud muffin women, girls love that mrsa mirco cock) He's creeped on girls for 6 years on dating sites. Like he said, all you do is read profile and hit on them. He's been passed over, they don't respond. His approaches are common. Like asking a girl about her shirt. 7000 times hes counted. almost 7100. Each page was 100 and 70 pages so he counted. Towns around his area have denied him. It's because you know, unlike OKC. POF lets you block messages. He checks it to see if blocked on age. He's not a smoker, he's blocked. He can't send messages even though it would be short, due to his age. You know what the fuck?

Suffer for your love
He liked Matt Shepard because he was killed loving who he loved. Yup he loved meth. What a heroic member of the LGBT. He was gay. He's the same since he gets trolled. Lucas may only lose weight and gain sanity on crystal meth, and it would make a good saga... his life couldn't get worse could it? People call him a faggot when you call him a creep. Lucas is not only a faggot creep, he's a pedophile and walking health hazard. Matt was killed , Lucas hasn't been yet so Matt has it slightly worse. He suffers though. He doesn't want to die alone. he wants a gen Z girl from 1995 23 years ago. He suffers agism. He suffers being a single male. He suffers so he can be loved.

tl;dw of all his videos
Oh what a fat cry baby.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Lucas clearly doesn't take care of himself but I want to be unbaised here and give him benefit of the doubt, he's living in an exceptional individual house, around other mentally ill people, some of them are suffering from disorders probably worse than Lucas others are long time bums etc, so while Lucas doesn't really do hygine, I don't want to fault him on these if indeed it's lice. He's sharing a place with some pretty sketchy riff raff.

Lucas looks a bit less like a Nurgle but he's still clearly a plaugebearer at least.

He's got 5 new videos and thankfully, the Mrs gave me an entire coffee mug of makers mark to endure this so away we go. Probably be pretty rambling and a loggy be warned.

You are not alone (I'm not but Lucas is and always will be)
He opens clearing his throat. While it's not a big deal it shows how socially unaware he is, this is reading a note he could edit it out (doable on a phone even) or just another take. But he's in his mania mode and he doesn't seem to care even when not. People don't have the right to not be oogled. No one should die alone, when he told kiwis Trump supporters, the alt right and his cat fishes he wishes this on them. Dipolid speices earn love. Bad people get love. Clones are just people who get more than you do and don't deserve it. They hate you on twitter and face book. Holy shit he is reading a note he wrote to himself, in the 3rd person peak fucking insanity. LOL. Trolls aren't worth time, ban em. No one has to listen to hater howler monkies. Lucas doesn't throw the first punch. Earth is the bad part of the galaxy. People shouldn't wear same hat like a little pump concert. Normal is the counter culture we need. He's gonna eat the sushi grass hoppers. Nigger what?

Because (autism)
Gen Z started in 95, he learned the liberals are half the country, they don't like bigots. It would be bees knees to date them he's gen X he will go to college to meet girls. He will buy a 2 bedroom house and raise a family. He says "get them when they are 18 and by 24 they will be ready to have children" He wants a long term thing, he doesn't want to be old and alone (too late for that) he wants his family to be there because he fears death, like all cowards who die unsung. He will hire a girl friend. Hes middle aged. He's never been married. He likes young women since he can get them prego easier. He's high sperm counts. Kids they make will be mentally well. His grandpa was 82 he thinks. Studies say he's wrong but since some studies are wrong he's right. He says they are wrong so trust him. Tell him else wise you're lying. His mom was 25 his dad 36 he's not fucked up. You are lying. He doesn't buy it because it's told to him online, just because it's online. Read wiki though. He has proof from wiki. Read links. He has 17 links! 17 links on his kindle proving him, even if you have 50, 50 to 17 is proof you are wrong. Get over it he's right. He wants a family, stoping him makes you an enemy. Don't randomly send dick pics. He doesn't know how to explain why he wants a girl friend. (because he doesn't he wants a sex slave and paycheck) He knows why but can't explain it. Sex is good. He wants kids. He wants a female. He wants a girl friend and because is the reason why because because because. He quoted the wizard of oz to us the viewers.

Why do you think I want a girl friend (because it sounds better than keeping a little loli locked up in a a friztel like cage?)
The only way to talk to women is go up and talk about their stuff, like clothes, or buy them drinks and hope they come up to you. He doesn't know how to talk to women other wise. If people ask why you want a g/f block them. It's stupid. It's clear why you want one. (yea because you are a gross fat pervert who can't get laid) If someone asks you why, just say because it's the only reasonable thing to say. Get rid of people who call you names. Don't let people interview you. Why do you a relationship he retorts us ( because I like knowing when she falls asleep in my arms, Lucas can't have her. Oh yea and she has no gag reflex) He likes being around women he wants sex, he said get a dog.

They approached me :
He wants to be honest, all his girl friends all 8 moved on him. Younger women don't he's never had one, he almost has. He had a shot with the girl in the loony bin after he called her and her generation bigoted. She was 22. She was gen Z. Gen Z is more bigoted. You can try to think on that, bigot. This explains why I don't approach women, they come up to me.( oh yea stud muffin women, girls love that mrsa mirco cock) He's creeped on girls for 6 years on dating sites. Like he said, all you do is read profile and hit on them. He's been passed over, they don't respond. His approaches are common. Like asking a girl about her shirt. 7000 times hes counted. almost 7100. Each page was 100 and 70 pages so he counted. Towns around his area have denied him. It's because you know, unlike OKC. POF lets you block messages. He checks it to see if blocked on age. He's not a smoker, he's blocked. He can't send messages even though it would be short, due to his age. You know what the fuck?

Suffer for your love
He liked Matt Shepard because he was killed loving who he loved. Yup he loved meth. What a heroic member of the LGBT. He was gay. He's the same since he gets trolled. Lucas may only lose weight and gain sanity on crystal meth, and it would make a good saga... his life couldn't get worse could it? People call him a faggot when you call him a creep. Lucas is not only a faggot creep, he's a pedophile and walking health hazard. Matt was killed , Lucas hasn't been yet so Matt has it slightly worse. He suffers though. He doesn't want to die alone. he wants a gen Z girl from 1995 23 years ago. He suffers agism. He suffers being a single male. He suffers so he can be loved.

tl;dw of all his videos
Oh what a fat cry baby.
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I die a little inside every time he says “fay-git”.
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
@Bassomatic you're doing God's work. Thank you. I'm going to get to all of them, but which video was the first you referenced? If you're ever in NYC let me know, I'll buy you dinner.
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I'm flattered, honestly. I do try to make one Yankees game a year tho! The first video was "You are not alone" it's on "The Wern Channel, I didn't embed them since it was on the last page but for ease :
 
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REEEEEE THE FRIENDZONEView attachment 437374
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I really don't need to break down how stupid this is, but at least he's not hit Kent level of "I just need to be seen with a woman, in public" mode. But there's time for Lucas to sink lower.

I can't get over how seriously unhealthy Lucas looks, the swelling is a bit down, but the skin breaking and looks like a discharge of sorts. What a terrible selfie. Like past the post sporting event bad selfie, those are meant to look like shit and be a laugh. Lucas is trying to get teen tail looking like a cadaver on law and order.
 
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