Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He is trying to incorporate the youth culture slang, because he just said "let's smash" and it made me feel violated.

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This makes perfect sense, Lucas makes youtube videos, that's a one way interaction, he's monologging, and I don't have any problem with people who use YT as a platform, but we see how angry confused and defensive he gets when he's the only one talking.
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Given this, I don't suspect we will see him back on Facebook. He doesn't like seeing anyone disagree with him and he seemed to be getting more and more irritated when posts of all his "friends" would come up in his news feed with pictures of them with their age appropriate boyfriends. He told them if he keeps seeing it, he'd block them. I believe Lucas actually thought they were somewhat taunting him when in reality, he doesn't understand how FB actually works.
 
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There is no way Lucas is going to be able to complete the college application process on his own. After all, he tweeted he had to call the college, and then that he called them and it "basically boils down to coming into the college to fill out paperwork". Anyone with any common sense can figure that out, or with the days of the internets, go online and find out all your answers. Lucas doesn't have the ability to comprehend any task that is even moderately difficult. Hell, washing his own dishes is to hard for him.

So let's just say by some crazy instance, that Lucas actually gets enrolled at SFCC with the help of his handler. How long would you guess he'd last? I would honestly say no more than a week because his head would be exploding: a. from seeing all the young hotties that want nothing to do with him combined with them holding hands with their boyfriends (rubbing it in) and b. finding out that you don't actually just get to babble bullshit about men over 35 having the best spermies.
 
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Does anybody know where I can find the video of him standing over a sleeping girl saying how he’s not a creepy rapist because he’s not doing anything to her? Can’t find it anywhere

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
Lucas is definitely not making use of the system the way it was suppose to. Even if he wanted to ignore all his mental health issues, he can atleast utilize it to take care of his physical ailments. He also clearly needs a wrangler when it comes to handling his health issues. Then again, maybe the system wants to put Darwinism into play when it comes to Lucas.
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Yeah, you’re talking about a guy that needs his social worker to hold his hand to go to the drug store to go get OTC prilosec
 
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"Roast pork with hamburger brown gravy and green beans with garlic salt."

His obsession with putting a gravy or mayo Sprite concoction over everything he eats is so disgusting. Even a starving Ethiopian child wouldn't want to eat this. Looks like he threw up all over it and then used his lice or dandruff as the sprinkles. Ha.
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Trainwreck said:
"Roast pork with hamburger brown gravy and green beans with garlic salt."

His obsession with putting a gravy or mayo Sprite concoction over everything he eats is so disgusting. Even a starving Ethiopian child wouldn't want to eat this. Looks like he threw up all over it and then used his lice or dandruff as the sprinkles. Ha.
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That is arguably the least grotesque thing he has made and shared, but that’s not quite saying a lot.
 
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So I guess Lucas' brother has been running his mouth in SOFALAW and Lucas got wind of it from a troll. His solution? He's gonna tell Dad on him. He wants to act mature and intelligent but he can't even handle his brother without resorting to the childish "I'M GONNA TELL DAD ON YOU" solution that's usually reserved for elementary aged school children.
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Yeah I'm sure dad's going to do something considering his brothers are both welcome at dad's house and he's not. Lucas was homeless in Olympia, his dad was about an hour away in a 2500 sq ft home on 12 acres but he left his son to flounder on the street. Sounds like a family who has given up on him.

I'd love to be at SFCC when Lucas shows up to fill out forms. I'm wondering if he can even make it for that long without feeling the need to talk to a girl about his super sperm. I tried to see the EWU campus through "Lucas eyes" today while I was walking between buildings. In five minutes I counted 27 girls who would probably cause Lucas to stop in his tracks and stare. And four similar-age male-female couples holding hands, which of course would infuriate him.
 
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Caracticus said:
Yeah I'm sure dad's going to do something considering his brothers are both welcome at dad's house and he's not. Lucas was homeless in Olympia, his dad was about an hour away in a 2500 sq ft home on 12 acres but he left his son to flounder on the street. Sounds like a family who has given up on him.

I'd love to be at SFCC when Lucas shows up to fill out forms. I'm wondering if he can even make it for that long without feeling the need to talk to a girl about his super sperm. I tried to see the EWU campus through "Lucas eyes" today while I was walking between buildings. In five minutes I counted 27 girls who would probably cause Lucas to stop in his tracks and stare. And four similar-age male-female couples holding hands, which of course would infuriate him.
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Lucas is going to be a scientist & you're just envious.
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Are we even sure that is Bolognese, and not in fact something nasty he collected from a sewer? This is hands down the most unappetising abomniation he's shat out so far.

The spaghetti is also looks to be very undercooked (not al dente) in places, and that beef, if it even is beef looks like some sort of toxic sludge.
 
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Even if he wasn't so terribly crippled re: basic functioning he'd be too stupid for college anyways. Especially for the classes he has claimed an interest in. Also, going by the way he posts and tweets he's got the attention span of an autistic 8 year old with ADHD which doesn't go well with things like "learning". (If he didn't think he'd knew everything already anyways, that is)

That plate with spaghetti looks like somebody took a semi-liquid shit on it, and I don't even like to use the word "shit" lightly. It doesn't even look like a healthy shit. I assume this is supposed to be minced meat but I don't know what the hell he did to it. It seems like he just threw it into a pan straight out of the packaging without doing anything else, I bet it's also undercooked as everything else he cooks. (see: his attention span)
 
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