Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

Great English there werniepoo.

I spy a soda.. we knows what happens when Lukie boy has a few pepsis in him glasses get smashed and hoes get slapped.

Stuff like this remind's me how woefully uneducated about interactions Lucas is. Sex happens when it does. Incels like him see life as an rpg or some shit. 3 dates = bj. If you get laid second night it's a critical hit! No we humans share our bodies if and when we feel comfortable to do so.

Being he's now put a wall up of a few dates all those horny 20 year Olds who are DTF have to pass on the wern.

That's ok girls daddy bass will dick you down. Proper. Thanks for the thots Lucas.

 

[Aristophanes]

I spy a soda.. we knows what happens when Lukie boy has a few pepsis in him glasses get smashed and hoes get slapped.

Good lord, imagine the damage Lucas will do if he swapped out the Pepsi for a few cans of Red Bull. He'd be an absolute monster, and maybe he'll progress to throwing chairs instead of glasses.

 

[HamBurglar1]

How old was lucas when he dated the woman who was much older than him?

Is there much info on what his teen years were like?

I do remember seeing some posts a while ago of what I think was a blog he had when he was a fair bit younger. Had some poems on it too. I will have a look for it but somebody else may know. It made for a strange read, you could really see how much his mind has rotted since then

Edit: I believe this was it https://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=lux&item=about

 

[Frogasm]

The poetry site stuff was interesting and so much less crazy. wow.

he went from writing poetry (the quality doesn't matter really) to making entitled memes all day

 

[disbitch4]

Huh, so much for not wanting a car “because it’s bad for the environment”

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

You're asking the wrong questions, Luke. I'll help you out:

Psycho Killer, qu'est ce que c'est?

 

[AmpleApricots]

Lucas is a mentally ill idiot. That's all there is to him. I'm actually glad he's that dumb, if he was any smarter or able to plan ahead for more than 5 seconds, he might be dangerous.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Lucas isn't a sociopath, he's selfish and dumb.

He's all three of those.

 

[lemongrab]

You're asking the wrong questions, Luke. I'll help you out:

Psycho Killer, qu'est ce que c'est?

Fah fah fah far better.

I don't think he'd ever hit that point, but if he did, I wonder what weapon he'd use, if any.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Dumping images as it seems that he's in a manic period and posting constantly. Also, the mouldy gnocchi is back.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Ladies, what are you waiting for? He even offers PF Chang's!

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Ladies, if you take Lucas up on his dinner offer you have all of this to look forward to:

Spoiler: Warning: penis ahead

Spoiler: Not kidding

 

[Puta Bruja]

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Yeahhh how's that been working out for you so far, Lucas? If a woman were to ever approach Lucas and it resulted in them going out in a successful date I would probably go into shock.

All of those quotes are so ridiculously crazy and this is Lucas on lithium.. lol. I love how he thinks being able to cook what looks like regurgitated dog food covered in sauce equals a charming personality, and not seeing him in that way means you're a bigot republican.


Edit: @LightEmittingDiode that was super unnecessary. I hope that's not his full mass otherwise he better hope his telemarose are long af because they have a loonngg ways to travel to get to the baby makers. Who takes pictures of half chubs to try and impress a woman anyway?? lol

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Edit: @LightEmittingDiode that was super unnecessary. I hope that's not his full mass otherwise he better hope his telemarose are long af because they have a loonngg ways to travel to get to the baby makers. Who takes pictures of half chubs to try and impress a woman anyway?? lol

He has said that he is unable to get an erection due to his meds, so that is all he's got.

 

[Rogowski]

Spoiler: Some random Lucas updates.

Lucas' retarded brother actually emailed President Cheeto about his Brother.

Full blown incel status Achieved.

Something about pots and kettles being black.

I love how he's abusing the beauty filter.

Actually Lucas the word incel was invented by incels.

 

[AmpleApricots]

That beauty filter together with that misshapen head of his and the incredibly creepy smile.. oh my god... he looks like some kind of caricature. "Walking restraining order" is really an apt description.

 

[Caracticus]

He has said that he is unable to get an erection due to his meds, so that is all he's got.

So if he gets a girlfriend does he intend to go off his meds to get a better erection? Cause nothing can possibly go wrong with that.

Sorry Lucas, but the previous pictures of your flaccid micro-penis show that it's not just the meds, you might actually qualify as "intersex" and are most likely shooting blanks. No kids for you.

Nice to see he's also spreading it on a bare mattress. I hope they burn it when he leaves.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Ironic, hilariously so, that Lucas is a sterile he she but refuses to even entertain the thought of dating a transsexual because of their lack of a functioning womb.

 

[lameandgay]

According to the Wern, us kiwis are 'worse than Trump'.

 

[Bassomatic]

That's about 300 bucks in food he's posted. Using some real rough lazy ass math since it's to illustrate a point more than be a dissertation (some of my posts are about as long) roughly we spend $2,641 a year to eat. That's over 10% on a few meals. Now I did go food nerd and break down he has to be shoveling 6k calories in his gullet to grow at the rate he is (meds were factored) So those meals were not all he's eating, there's more.

Those memes just scream insanity. I'm glad they don't stop, the always say the same thing over and over and make no sense. I did put a tiny thought into why Lucas calls everyone a bigot, he's angry. He's a big dumb oaf in reality, anger is one of our most prime feelings. It's one of the first things we experience in this world as babies. You don't need to think to be angry and in no way am I saying smart people don't get upset. Humans have emotions.

Lucas wants his fuck mommy girl. He honestly is not bright enough to look in a mirror. This mother fucker is 400+ lbs and said no to fat chicks? Nigga what? You don't give a flying fuck about your health if your are that big. I'm sorry. It's simple, total glass house situation here with that Lucas.

Incels dug that grave themselves and handed us the shovel. I've never shamed anyone for wanting a relationship, it's completely normal. Just as much as some people wish to be single. God bless you and you do you as long as consenting adults I really hope nothing for the best. When you make up a problem and lash out at the world, society gets real sick of your shit fast. Incels are that. They made the term up to look down upon the normies. Nihilism is a bitch of a way to live and I will not philosophy ramble about that, but seriously get that shit out of your life ASAP trust me.

Lucas really wants something that's fucking impossible and he's not working for it. I just am lost about this fixation how the mind can do it.

It's always funny to me how fast his manic depressive side swings. He yesterday brags he will make a girl wait for sex, now he's showing dick pictures off? Part of me really hopes reproductive stuff isn't covered by medicare, if you shoot blanks and live off my dime, that's probably a plus but there's also some part of me that really hopes Lucas jerks off in a cup finds he's firing blanks because that chimp out will be golden. Honestly with his meds and other medical issues he's at risk for being permanently sexually dysfunctional. Stopping meds and all probably never get to go to boner town again.

I don't even begin to understand how Lucas has the nerve to call himself mature? Many of us were living on our own in our teen years. Hell I know people who had a place, been to a fucking war and getting their degree all before could buy a beer. Lucas is 40 living in a flop house other people pay for, his emotions are a wreck. He's got nothing, literally, it's one thing to have no money people fall on hard times. But he's entitled and lazy and has no way to stand up. He's not worth min wage. If for example you fall from a ladder at your job get screwed by insure and burn life savings to sort medical shit, heal up back to swinging a hammer you have worth, skills etc. At best if he did the best to fix his life he maybe get a min wage job, maybe.

At times when you step back and take off your KF hat and just think about how insane this whole shit show is, it's really breathtaking some one person can manage to tick every negative trait possible for a person.