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There is not a single woman on the face of the planet that would be able to look at this without cringing hard
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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There is not a single woman on the face of the planet that would be able to look at this without cringing hard
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I cringed so hard I died a thousand times. He. Looks. So. Bad.
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Okay, these turned Lucas from "kinda creepy" to "oh god even though we're in totally different countries that's still not enough room between us aaah get away."
shudder
crosses self
I know people earlier were talking about how the telomeres thing wasn't sexual, but things like this chill me to the bone and make me think that if this isn't sexual then I don't know what this is. Well, I guess this is more about possession and such?
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He's just obsessed because he genuinely believes he knows something nobody else does and that something somehow holds the key to a lot of power in some bizarre and unspecified way. That it makes no sense for a functioning brain is neither here nor there. In his world, it makes a lot of sense. Arguing with him about it is beyond pointless.
It's not even super interesting as far as delusions go but him being such a weird fuck and looking uncanny-valley creepy and being so unlikeable in pretty much every way makes it the perfect storm of him being a grade A creep-o. For me it's his muppet-like appearance together with the word salad. It just gives me the jeebies.
It's not even super interesting as far as delusions go but him being such a weird fuck and looking uncanny-valley creepy and being so unlikeable in pretty much every way makes it the perfect storm of him being a grade A creep-o. For me it's his muppet-like appearance together with the word salad. It just gives me the jeebies.
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Yikes. Thank God he will never reproduce.
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I know I shouldn't mention this fact as it's pretty obvious to everyone already, but:
Lucas is going to die alone. And by alone, I mean alone. No family, no friends. Nothing. Nada.
Lucas is going to die alone. And by alone, I mean alone. No family, no friends. Nothing. Nada.
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Wow, take one day off of shit posting, and get this.
Let's break some of this shit down, Lucas doesn't like being called a creep, I love it when cows point out weak spots. Charity is great, but for Lucas it's not really a good thing because he can't afford it and he's spending MY tax dollars on other people who can/do get tax dollars. This is no different than a bank bail out. He's given stolen money away to people who already get free shit. Zero is just a place holder, it's the intention of the action. Also we know Lucas complained a lot when he used to do this he didn't get laid and proved Christians are bad people. So no it wasn't charity. Something good people do anonymous, as Jesus said we should. He demands a child sex slave all the time, I don't know how he doesn't see this as baiting a mouse trap? It's because he's a creep. That's why.
Lucas cut ties with his family, they had hit a point where they needed to function and live their lives and said, get help or get out. Lucas and his massive ego (surpassing his belt size) strolled off. His family probably dearly misses him, that's why they are active in mental health laws and begged him to get help. His mom is so scared for him she says get his ass thrown in jail because at least I'll know where he is and he's alive. It's mom's day think about that. Lucas is so selfish his mother is wishing to hear ANYTHING even his ass got locked up again. Mommy won't give Lukie Boy a little girl to rape so, she's the bad one. Same with the rest of the family. Lucas claiming he's not a bully is a riot. This dude literally made a video in tribute to 90s chicks and just spits on the camera. He hates anything and everything that isn't getting his dick wet or worshipping him. How many people just live life and have no idea Lucas exisits he hates? Tax payers, Christians, Republicans none of these people harmed Lucas when you think about it most of them help Lucas by either donations he takes greedily or his tard bucks. Many people religious or not people pray for world peace and happiness. I think they would alter their prayers knowing they are wanting Lucas a teen girl to sexually abuse. Not a normal wish like a sweet Corvette.
It's amazing using string theory there is a universe where I am a cat and Stalin, or starting Pitcher for the Yankees. None of these powers of the infinite, can get Lucas to be anything aside a gross creepy pedophile. He has no grasp on what those terms mean on a philosophical tense, or scientific. This isn't even a word salad this is like a fucking mad libs of words.
Lucas claims girls smile at him, sure. Notice the top line "I own you like a pet" That's down right scary, it shows how he views the women he preys on. I would trust a dog with Mike Vick before I trusted Lucas with a human woman.
Lucas was born decades after the suffrage movement, and has no problem taking the credit for it. If anything, the real heros were not the men who gave in it was the women who started it and suffered fates as bad if not worse than some of the civil rights leaders. But he has to "mansplain" (holy shit I found a legit use for that fake word) women you didn't earn your right to vote via protest and ballot, HE gave it to you.
Oh man I could spend the next 6 years (same time Trump will be POTUS) pointing out things Lucas and Trump don't share. For what ever we can say about the Donald's taste in women, they all are legal age. It's amazing he brags he's poorer than Donnie. I mean it's safe to say anyone reading this will not have that kinda money, but why on earth would you brag you are poor. Lucas has open files with police and healthcare because of his mental state, the only person who said Donnie went to a loony bin has a good 60+ page thread here and is just as nutty, but at least managed to have kids (kids he watches porn with)
Some of us have jobs and lives so you may have to explain that meme. Also what kinda typo is Yeet? Or is that some old creepy man term I don't know?
This picture shows how little Lucas knows about interacting with anyone, esp a partner. The first use of the word Love is scary and hard for both partners, it takes time. Lucas claims he's in love over a cute instagram selfie? No that's called Horny because Lucas is a big fat pervert.
What ifs are for losers. If I bought ALL the bit coin when it opened do you know how rich I'd be? Doesn't matter because didn't happen. What matters is what is on the paths and possible of your life. Lucas is just the washed up high school loser meme.
Let's break some of this shit down, Lucas doesn't like being called a creep, I love it when cows point out weak spots. Charity is great, but for Lucas it's not really a good thing because he can't afford it and he's spending MY tax dollars on other people who can/do get tax dollars. This is no different than a bank bail out. He's given stolen money away to people who already get free shit. Zero is just a place holder, it's the intention of the action. Also we know Lucas complained a lot when he used to do this he didn't get laid and proved Christians are bad people. So no it wasn't charity. Something good people do anonymous, as Jesus said we should. He demands a child sex slave all the time, I don't know how he doesn't see this as baiting a mouse trap? It's because he's a creep. That's why.
Lucas cut ties with his family, they had hit a point where they needed to function and live their lives and said, get help or get out. Lucas and his massive ego (surpassing his belt size) strolled off. His family probably dearly misses him, that's why they are active in mental health laws and begged him to get help. His mom is so scared for him she says get his ass thrown in jail because at least I'll know where he is and he's alive. It's mom's day think about that. Lucas is so selfish his mother is wishing to hear ANYTHING even his ass got locked up again. Mommy won't give Lukie Boy a little girl to rape so, she's the bad one. Same with the rest of the family. Lucas claiming he's not a bully is a riot. This dude literally made a video in tribute to 90s chicks and just spits on the camera. He hates anything and everything that isn't getting his dick wet or worshipping him. How many people just live life and have no idea Lucas exisits he hates? Tax payers, Christians, Republicans none of these people harmed Lucas when you think about it most of them help Lucas by either donations he takes greedily or his tard bucks. Many people religious or not people pray for world peace and happiness. I think they would alter their prayers knowing they are wanting Lucas a teen girl to sexually abuse. Not a normal wish like a sweet Corvette.
It's amazing using string theory there is a universe where I am a cat and Stalin, or starting Pitcher for the Yankees. None of these powers of the infinite, can get Lucas to be anything aside a gross creepy pedophile. He has no grasp on what those terms mean on a philosophical tense, or scientific. This isn't even a word salad this is like a fucking mad libs of words.
Lucas claims girls smile at him, sure. Notice the top line "I own you like a pet" That's down right scary, it shows how he views the women he preys on. I would trust a dog with Mike Vick before I trusted Lucas with a human woman.
Lucas was born decades after the suffrage movement, and has no problem taking the credit for it. If anything, the real heros were not the men who gave in it was the women who started it and suffered fates as bad if not worse than some of the civil rights leaders. But he has to "mansplain" (holy shit I found a legit use for that fake word) women you didn't earn your right to vote via protest and ballot, HE gave it to you.
Oh man I could spend the next 6 years (same time Trump will be POTUS) pointing out things Lucas and Trump don't share. For what ever we can say about the Donald's taste in women, they all are legal age. It's amazing he brags he's poorer than Donnie. I mean it's safe to say anyone reading this will not have that kinda money, but why on earth would you brag you are poor. Lucas has open files with police and healthcare because of his mental state, the only person who said Donnie went to a loony bin has a good 60+ page thread here and is just as nutty, but at least managed to have kids (kids he watches porn with)
Some of us have jobs and lives so you may have to explain that meme. Also what kinda typo is Yeet? Or is that some old creepy man term I don't know?
This picture shows how little Lucas knows about interacting with anyone, esp a partner. The first use of the word Love is scary and hard for both partners, it takes time. Lucas claims he's in love over a cute instagram selfie? No that's called Horny because Lucas is a big fat pervert.
What ifs are for losers. If I bought ALL the bit coin when it opened do you know how rich I'd be? Doesn't matter because didn't happen. What matters is what is on the paths and possible of your life. Lucas is just the washed up high school loser meme.
Nah, the rats will hang around to feast on his bloated corpse. He chose to do this, he's so lucky to have people around him who care. But you can't enable they had to put a line in the sand and Lucas chose to die alone and forgotten about, but at least he has net to amuse us on these rainy days.
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1st pic: when read the header and scrolled down and saw his face I literally busted out laughing.
Last pic: Trump isn’t actually under investigation by the FBI, creep-o.
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"Why do I hate being called a creep?"
Uses the creepiest photo, and says something very creepy.
I find his lack of self-awareness hilarious.
Uses the creepiest photo, and says something very creepy.
I find his lack of self-awareness hilarious.
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That entire photoset makes him look like he's about to go full Supreme Gentleman
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Chivalry=Not raping you.The gospel according to Lucas.
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Those are some Uncle Fester eyebags in some of those pictures. If only his bald spot would hurry and take the rest of his hair, he could do a pretty decent cosplay.
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Yikes. Thank God he will never reproduce.
He forgot to point out that he'd be trying to fuck her.
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I think the only times it actually exists is when one person is being very condescending and rude to another, and the reason they are doing that is NOT that they are that kind of person (though I guess they could), it's because it's specifically done from a man to a woman. Basically, using their sex as their estimated level of intelligence, and that is conveyed through the person's tone as they explain something. My friend's coworker did it to her and she had the same reaction you did; i.e. omg this happened to me I can't believe it's actually real and now the word actually has weight behind it.
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He's finally ascended to the "the government needs to gibs me a GF" level of inceldom.
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IrishAsylum
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He's used the govt mandated girlfriend one before, just not as frequently. I think I saw it like two months ago.
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Has he been going at memeing for over 24 hours straight now? His wranglers are slipping.
IrishAsylum
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It appears there was a 7 hour meme break for him to hibernate. Also I would assume his wranglers don't much care at this point, especially if Spokane PD is aware of him, a bunch of restaurants have apparently banned him, and now the community colleges are aware of him. How many wranglers will he have in 2 months when he's out of the Phoenix?
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Forgive the history buff in me but almost all of Chivalry is about how to kill people and honorable combat. Knights pretended to the holy do gooders as we are told when really were barbarians and tax collectors. In the entire code, there's 2 pages of "bro, chill with the rape if she doesn't have tax money" that's about the gist of it. The rest of it is things like bow to the king and stop playing Drunk William Tell with POWs. Amazing enough Lucas being bat shit in sane is closer than the movies teach us.
Aside the sheer disgusting view Lucas takes of women not being human, I bet he'd hate the woman he matches best.. it ain't what he wants. Much like government Cheese isn't exactly Roaring 40s, Brie or Costal Cheddar. I'll skip the fuck mommy and dehumanizing rants since we've heard me do it before.
But he's still fucking wrong, we can get the love of our life for free. Be a hobo, you pay nothing into the system just take, be rich you pay in 10 fold what you get back. You both have use of so many free systems, Lucas can't use them because he's been thrown out for poor behavior. Now if he wasn't a creep he could stroll into the local library, sit down pop on a dating site (he's been thrown of literally dozens of times) and meet up for a coffee and years later off to a honey moon. People get married from free dating sites, on free wifi, probably some on a work, school etc computer. Yes, you can get a life partner for free and in the case I used (that Lucas blew) the gov is paying! The only thing you need to be to get a your gov paid GF is not a fucking MRSA schizo. Well shucks Lucas looks like, as always, it's your fault your life is a fucking joke.
Lucas claims the medicate the sick goes on a 24+ hour tirade making meme's in a flop house lol, he needs some .45 caliber asprin.
Aside the sheer disgusting view Lucas takes of women not being human, I bet he'd hate the woman he matches best.. it ain't what he wants. Much like government Cheese isn't exactly Roaring 40s, Brie or Costal Cheddar. I'll skip the fuck mommy and dehumanizing rants since we've heard me do it before.
But he's still fucking wrong, we can get the love of our life for free. Be a hobo, you pay nothing into the system just take, be rich you pay in 10 fold what you get back. You both have use of so many free systems, Lucas can't use them because he's been thrown out for poor behavior. Now if he wasn't a creep he could stroll into the local library, sit down pop on a dating site (he's been thrown of literally dozens of times) and meet up for a coffee and years later off to a honey moon. People get married from free dating sites, on free wifi, probably some on a work, school etc computer. Yes, you can get a life partner for free and in the case I used (that Lucas blew) the gov is paying! The only thing you need to be to get a your gov paid GF is not a fucking MRSA schizo. Well shucks Lucas looks like, as always, it's your fault your life is a fucking joke.
Lucas claims the medicate the sick goes on a 24+ hour tirade making meme's in a flop house lol, he needs some .45 caliber asprin.
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Lucas was manically posting memes all night up until about an hour ago.
I don't have the sanity to go through and save all of them so here are a choice few:
I don't have the sanity to go through and save all of them so here are a choice few:
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