Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Dia de Muertos said:
What is the point of sending his stupid ass to college when he has no ambition or desire to get a job? Even if he did have ambition to get a job he is not mentally competent enough to sustain it. I am going to be disappointed in my state if they send this hambeast to college for free. There are plenty of other more deserving individuals that they could be sending instead of this pindick loser.
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He qualifies how the programs are laid out, but if he's indeed dealing with fed loans it's gonna be fucking hysterical as they will haunt him till the grave.

I fully agree mind you, but this is why I am often strong worded against Lucas getting any help, he's well Lucas and has a family who will and wants to help him, but he rather do things his way as he doesn't have to seek mental care and just gets free money to creep on girls. So many people whom are mentally ill, have hard pasts etc can make wonderful use of these programs there's a single mom who just got out of jail for her 5th DUI she's burnt out wants her kids back in AA and wants to be more than a cashier.. She's not going to school because Lucas also gets his tard bux.

Lucas has a family but they said stop being a pedo and see a shrink. He jumped to the homeless sheltered and started making memes.
 
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Seeing how Lucas days consist of writing word salad on a Smartphone and things related to eating I'd be astounded if he'd manage to do more than look at the college homepage more than once or twice. There is absolutely no way he will (or in fact, is able to) to do the required paperwork both in a formally correct and timely manner. This just hasn't happened, nor will it ever. If nobody else is doing it for him he won't ever even apply.
 
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He's stated his tard wrangler took him and helped him fill out the paper work.

A shining start, for sure. I really don't think he will even get to class unless hand held assuming he gets to signing up etc. He will still have placement testing to deal with and those will clearly put him to the lowest rungs the college has to offer.
 
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He just posted this meme. I don't think he's even trying to pretend that he doesn't want to fuck a high school girl.
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He just posted this meme. I don't think he's even trying to pretend that he doesn't want to fuck a high school girl.View attachment 463256
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I wonder how many jailbait gallerys he is browsing all day... Lucas, if you want to date a little girl you should learn about justin bieber and whatnot. I mean, a couple of month ago she probably still played with barbies.
 
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Clicking that link is a one way trip to FBI watch lists.

That's quite a large tip, I will give him that. It's only other people's money tho. That point might be missing.

Bird dog is the Whiskey I use to start camp fires. I'm not even joking. That's another story though, It's not pure swill don't get me wrong but him touting an 8 year old whiskey like it's something impressive. It sells for sub 20 a 750. They also have a lot of flavors some of them quite cringe inducing.

I get spin your weakness into a strong point idea. I really do, Lucas is trying to pull some game here, but it doesn't work. Saying I won't get a DUI because I don't have a car is like saying, well I don't stress drowning since I don't own a boat. Uber still works, friends still exist, walking still happens etc. Just because you own a car doesn't mean you "have" to drive drunk as Lucas implies.

I don't know WA state so someone can chime in, if you are clearly an adult is it common to be carded? I'm not old and still look somewhat young but I bet I could sit at any bar locally and not be carded here. While at it, can you get free IDs if low income or on a state fund? In my state if you want an ID to vote and buy smokes/beer only it's paid for by some trust.
 
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Bassomatic said:
I get spin your weakness into a strong point idea. I really do, Lucas is trying to pull some game here, but it doesn't work. Saying I won't get a DUI because I don't have a car is like saying, well I don't stress drowning since I don't own a boat. Uber still works, friends still exist, walking still happens etc. Just because you own a car doesn't mean you "have" to drive drunk as Lucas implies.
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Not to mention that “public intoxication” is still an arrestable offense. All it’ll take is one graybeard or flatbill to send him into a drunken rage. Methinks a bar scene full of early 20-somethings flirting and hooking up will not be the most serene environment for the Wern.
 
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Those are some hefty pours, and 2 of those with Lucas not drinking I'm sure he was feeling no pain. I'd not even debate him he was wrecked. Much like anything else he has no self control, him drinking is a bad news story just waiting to happen.

Lucas has social issues and is the creepy guy standing in the corner staring, but mix booze in? Yea this is worrying.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Those are some hefty pours, and 2 of those with Lucas not drinking I'm sure he was feeling no pain. I'd not even debate him he was wrecked. Much like anything else he has no self control, him drinking is a bad news story just waiting to happen.

Lucas has social issues and is the creepy guy standing in the corner staring, but mix booze in? Yea this is worrying.
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That first pour was probably a quad shot. Explains why it was 8 bucks (hint: bird dog is shit)
 
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WA state so someone can chime in, if you are clearly an adult is it common to be carded? I'm not old and still look somewhat young but I bet I could sit at any bar locally and not be carded here. While at it, can you get free IDs if low income or on a state fund? In my state if you want an ID to vote and buy smokes/beer only it's paid for by some trust.
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WA state is fairly strict about ID checking unless you are a regular. Unless you look older than like 55 or something ridiculous. It's really stupid. I don't think they hand them out for free either. I've never read anything like that before when renewing my license here. I'm 31 and get carded and they will not serve me if I forgot my card even if I am with a group of people at fucking apple bees.
 
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Dia de Muertos said:
WA state is fairly strict about ID checking unless you are a regular. Unless you look older than like 55 or something ridiculous. It's really stupid. I don't think they hand them out for free either. I've never read anything like that before when renewing my license here. I'm 31 and get carded and they will not serve me if I forgot my card even if I am with a group of people at fucking apple bees.
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Ok I just wondered if this was an issue or Lucas being weird. Since he brags about things that are so strange, I honestly wouldn't put an ID card past something he'd show off.

Yea, I found out about that since I am notorious for keeping my IDs with what I need, my carry permit on my holster, my DL in my car. I've had too many damn times I need just one thing at the store throw 5 bucks in my wallet and get flashing lights and then the cop has to pull my info up and... after that they don't give you a warning :lol:

So a few times I've walked into a store with no ID and had to run and get it, and then found out my state has those so I got one just so I don't look like a fool. Funniest part about it, god knows how or why the picture on the just ID isn't matching they found my drivers permit pic and put that on so it's literally 16 year old bassomatic. That I use to buy beer. DMV needs it's own thread I swear man.

It's quite lax here and company policy makes some places do it even if they know you.
 
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"I know kids are dying in schools for no good reason and it's really tragic and shit but have you considered that my butthurt vendetta against guys who wear flat bill hats is just as important as ensuring that kids don't die needlessly?"View attachment 463817
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He's only butthurt cause the flatbills are taking away all his barely legal tang. He had that same butthurt over the greybeards. Someone needs to get this guy some preparation H.
 
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Anyone care to start a betting pool on when Lucas gets expelled from college and the incident in question will be? I say two months, and because he's caught looking at JB porn on the school's computers. Now that I think about it, it sounds like a really twisted version of Clue. "Lucas did it, in the science lab, with the super-sperm".
 
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