Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ManbearPig]

Lucas was treated for MRSA in 2016 with 3 different medications. He has not had an outbreak since then. The infection only spreads if there is an outbreak and there is a high likelihood that if he was treated with the new class of treatments he is no longer a carrier.


Your homophobic language probably turns off most people anyway.

Fuck off lucas you fat pedo stop being a lying welfare nigger

So how does Lucas not know that he is such a disgusting piece of shit and literally everything with every trait that girls and humanity in general hate? Yes Lucas I hope you are reading this you pedophile creep. You will never get a girlfriend and you will never get anywhere with your bullshit fake pedo science.

 

[Rogowski]

SOFALAW white knight having a temper tantrum about us seeing the content of the super duper secret club.

Ian seems like a bigger faggot than Lucas.

Your homophobic language probably turns off most people anyway.

If I recall correctly, the reason Lucas is currently banned from Facebook is because he used homophobic language. He also says nigger on a regular basis.

TLDR Your attempt at insulting us actually explains exactly why Lucas has no friends and will die alone unless he drastically lowers his standards

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Manic Twiiter sperging ahead:

 

[Bassomatic]

As I've said before, it's not me being mad it's me wanting a better situation for those who are trying to get out of the gutter, Lucas needs to be kicked out of the place he's at, his timer is almost up, he's done 0 work to better himself or even look for a place when he knew this wasn't a long term fix.

He had half a year to stack up on free money and not have to pay for bills and he blew it all, like a junkie on carbs. There are people who are trying to kick smack, stop the voices in their head etc, and Lucas is taking a bed from them. All because he wants to fuck children more than be a productive member of humanity.

I'm not shocked to hear the college is a lie and good. Students shouldn't have to deal with him. More so the staff, even if it's true he's on the path he's still gonna a mess and not get one single credit.

I don't want to name names but I know at least one PhD in this thread and they feel Lucas doesn't have the chops. He's already bragging he's going to a better college an the one he's in. Talk about cart before the horse. Many CC's transfer and that rocks. You do your entry shit on the cheap get a high GPA and roll to a 4 year school, I suggest this to many people I know whom are on thinking college. But Lucas reads some people here rip on CC so he's gotta protect his ego, it's not good enough he's a college boy now getting his PhD in 3 different unrelated subjects, the big bad kiwis called my school 13th grade!

What next fatso? Harvard? You are right I don't have a right for mentally ill people to not have kids, but I do have a right to give them a thread! Mental illness often runs genetically, just wanted to point that out schizophrenia is passed along so Lucas jr will also be a wall chewing retard no matter what age the mom is.

Lucas is back on that circle, I want to fuck young girls but I hate them. For us being a hate site, we sure don't seem to be anywhere as bigoted as Lucas is, can we name people who he doesn't hate? Let's see there is Lucas... and uh, well sometimes he sucks up to Bernie Sanders since he said he'd give tubbo more money to get junk food with. But he's also a rich Jew so Lucas probably hates him too.

 

[Fiveseven15]

Quoting for posterity. 2/10. Needs more rage and threats.

i'd put $10 that this 'friend' is either lucas himself or eddie pryzdial

 

[IrishAsylum]

There's so many funny things to choose from, but I really adore his thinking that he dresses "to the nines". Yes, the same 4 or 5 unwashed shirts show how fucking dapper you look, you pedo abomination.

 

[Fiveseven15]

His science comes directly from the government. You sound like this disgrace of a President describing real news as "Fake News".

except what he claims the article says and what it ACTUALLY says are completely different. and then he adds on random bullshit like long telomeres will heal mental illness markers in DNA and other bullshit like that. some of his favorite articles to cite flat out say theres no difference in longevity in kids with old dads. some say theres no reportable difference on telomere length, and a couple say it *could* happen

Looks like our telomere hero has been called in to a meeting regarding his use of pictures of young women for his memes.
This is from the same source as I mentioned before, who has proven to be pretty in the know.

Edit: Looks like for the moment he is ranting on Twitter.
Interestingly at the same time @2020Roosevelt is lurking.

whats more hilarious is he set it to private but only has like 200 people allowed to see his tweet. 98% are probably bots/there to watch the shitshow, and the other 2% didnt know what hes about but were hoping for a follow back

 

[Rogowski]

Talk about a snowflake.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

i'd put $10 that this 'friend' is either lucas himself or eddie pryzdial

Unfortunately, Lucas and Eddie are no longer on speaking terms, though I can't remember why.

This person's comments are too coherent to be either of them anyway. If it's some regular person who inexplicably actually empathizes with Lucas, they would have to have the IQ of a house plant to make those remarks about his "science".

More likely it's just someone trying to get a rise out of us. Someone in SOFALAW suggested that it was his mom. That might be possible if his mom liked him.

Also LOL @ the screencap @Rogowski. Lucas used to say faggot all the time, and up until recently was trying to justify his constant usage of nigga

 

[Fiveseven15]

Unfortunately, Lucas and Eddie are no longer on speaking terms, though I can't remember why.

This person's comments are too coherent to be either of them anyway. If it's some regular person who inexplicably actually empathizes with Lucas, they would have to have the IQ of a house plant to make those remarks about his "science".

More likely it's just someone trying to get a rise out of us. Someone in SOFALAW suggested that it was his mom. That might be possible if his mom liked him.

Also LOL @ the screencap @Rogowski. Lucas used to say faggot all the time, and up until recently was trying to justify his constant usage of nigga

it happened when eddie sperg'ed out because he got kicked from the 'werner taskforce' but eddie is back as nyquil cigarettes on twitter. hes been trying to cozy up to lucas again for whatever reason

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas: The government is run by the wealthiest 1% of Americans and they give tax breaks to the rich corporate fatcats and demonize poor people who aren't able to work like me because we need welfare and food stamps.

Also Lucas: Oh wow, you don't trust the government? Wow what's wrong with you don't you love our government they wouldn't lie to me so believe my bullshit pseudoscience RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW

 

[Telomayonnaise]

I wonder what Lucas would have to say to Elon Musk about who he thinks owns the media.

 

[Bassomatic]

I thought America is a fascist hell hole and dumb Christians put Trump in?

Lucas doesn't like the word nigger, faggot or creep. Nigger is a racist term, but if you know history, it just used to mean anyone who was uneducated and ignorant to general life things. Faggot is a bundle of sticks, or in jolly old England a cig. Creep is well, Lucas. I just checked my dictionary.

He won't tolerate it? But he has no power here, because he's so bitch made, he won't even join here since he can't block and ban us.

So since he doesn't like those words

Spoiler: for Lucas eyes only

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[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Holy shit LOL

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas just bragged he doesn't need a job since he makes the world money by being a welfare leech.

Also, you can't do that with sperm, it doesn't work like that nor can they remove your schizophrenia genes. You know failed genes.

What job would he hold anyway? He's pretending this school thing far too hard.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Wern made a Freudian slip while gushing over Ariel Winter

 

[Otoya Yamacoochie]

He wouldn't be interested in you anyway as you're probably alt-right.

Well he sure ain't alt-wrong.

 

[Aristophanes]

"semen doused in telomeres" the name of Lucas' next dish - right after he serves another portion of cheesy cucumbers.

 

[ManbearPig]

Lucas needs to be dragged around in public by his tard handler with chains going through his nipples and shown to people as the village idiot. He is the village idiot tard creep who has tard rages all day about why children refuse to fuck him.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Why, this science of him makes no sense! It's almost like he is no scientist at all!