Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lmao, that photoshopped forehead. He's still looking creepy without filters because his head/face is weird and he has these dead-fish eyes but he really makes himself look creepier with all that picture editing. I think also his hair"style" is to blame too. The 90s are over Lucas, also you're going bald and your face is fat as fuck. That hairstyle is not flattering at all.
 
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Telomayonnaise said:
Naturally he'll off himself when he sees he has passed his own pseudoscience's upper limit on the prime age for telomere length or whatever. Feel bad for whoever has to clean up the corpse at that point.
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No I think he'll get shot by some young woman who's armed to the teeth in Case of Lucas (ICOL). The Spokane city council issued a warning to all women 18-25.
 
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Lucas is one to talk isn't he? He's officially jealous of registered sex offenders.
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Gee I wonder why he would ever have such hard feelings towards Starbucks?
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Rescuetoast said:
Yeah, cashiers don't get paid enough to give a shit.
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Very few people are.

AmpleApricots said:
Lmao, that photoshopped forehead. He's still looking creepy without filters because his head/face is weird and he has these dead-fish eyes but he really makes himself look creepier with all that picture editing. I think also his hair"style" is to blame too. The 90s are over Lucas, also you're going bald and your face is fat as fuck. That hairstyle is not flattering at all.
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The missing eyebrow certainly doesn't help him, either.
 
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Starbucks in Spokane are already considered kind of shit. Everyone that lives here hates them, somewhat due to the hipster-like hatred of Seattle, where Starbucks was founded. There's also tons of independent and amazing coffee stands that are ran by mom and pops all across the city, I'm not kidding, drive on any street in Spokane and I guarantee you will run into a coffee stand within the first 10 blocks.

I find it funny that Lucas hates them for every reason except the few he should actually hate them for.
 
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Telomayonnaise said:
Naturally he'll off himself when he sees he has passed his own pseudoscience's upper limit on the prime age for telomere length or whatever. Feel bad for whoever has to clean up the corpse at that point.
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He won't. He'll just find some other pseudoscience, social movement, or what-have-you to justify his 70-year-old self creeping on the 18-year-olds of Generation AA (or whatever notation media would use after Z). It won't be the first time he changes tack to rationalize lusting over teens. I'm not a long-time Lucas follower, but in the time since I started, he has already used Bernie Sanders and the Fibonacci sequence to lure girls to date him.
 
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This should be good. Spokane PD is already well aware of his bullshit antics and I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI already is as well. This cunt's complaining about taking pictures of people in public? Didn't he take pics of a middle school carwash? What about those pics of the people sitting next to him outside of starbucks? Bitch, no one forces your pedo ass to come here and look at what people are saying and you legally have no expectation of privacy on a public sidewalk.

Also, how is it cyber bullying if no one interacts with him online?
 
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Even though I know better than to let it surprise me it still always surprises me how dudes like Lucas can read a thread like this about them and it still doesn't trigger any kind of introspection. I can't imagine being like this.

I wonder if he'll one day go Nick Bate on us because they find something actually illegal on his phone or something like that. That'd be glorious.
 
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