Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He's a pedophile, they are control freaks, I honestly think he wants to make sure she gets nothing out of the sexual encounters.
One of the red flags is an adult who's not a parent trying to control the sex life of a teenager. They discourage age-appropriate relationships because, as Lucas demonstrates, they view them as competition. I'm just waiting for Lucas to be out in public werning up the joint, and see a couple who are in the same age range and try to assault some unsuspecting 19 year old dude, who hands the lardbucket his ass.
 
Since I saw that picture of him I realized that Lucas really is incredibly fat and he's gotten to the age where this is starting to matter re: blood pressure and such. He already has Diabetes which is actually a really bad thing which sadly is a bit lost in education these days. It absolutely wrecks the body, especially if it's not tightly controlled and even then. I can only recommend everyone who's struggling with weight and a healthy lifestyle to read up on Diabetes Type 2 and what a constant, permanent barrage of damage it causes to your entire body. It'll scare you straight. Since he seems to have a complete disregard for his own health, he's not gonna get old. I can already tell you that. It's just that simple. "My 300 pound life" is where the lucky ones end up, most others croak way earlier.

Lucas is also not ever going to have a sexual relationship with anyone. There are creepy people his age range who actually manage to groom somebody young (teenaged and underage) into a sexual relationship because they're just that much more experienced and predatory enough. As bad as it is, we all know it happens all the time. He's not clever and certainly not charismatic enough for that. Even a starry-eyed and naive 15 year old from a bad home will take one look at Lucas and know it's a bad idea to get within 20 ft of him. His creepy vibes are almost like some sort of natural failsafe to ensure that his defective genes stay out of the pool. Only situation I could imagine with Lucas ending up having sex with his real target age range is some kind of opportunistic situation for rape that presents itself, because he's luckily not clever enough to plan such a thing. He'd go to prison shortly after that because he's certainly not clever enough to cover it up.
 
Even if Lucas somehow got a girlfriend, has anyone else imagined how he would react when she wants to break up with his creep pedo ass? The fact that he instantly wants a young girl to fuck him and give him kids notwithstanding, there is no way in hell he would be able to maturely handle a break up and see his own flaws. Based on his past domestic violence it is safe to assume he would attempt to physically injure or kill the girl being the disgusting creep that he is.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: saltwatertaffy
I'm sure this has been posted before....I don't recall seeing it, but this is one of the most disgusting things I've read that have came out of his insane brain. Swallowing his super special sauce is going to make a young girl YOUNGER? Yeah, Lucas...you sure ain't no pedo.

Ugh, gross. If anything, putting his dick or cum would shorten your life consider his, you know, disease-ridden cock.

Even if Lucas somehow got a girlfriend, has anyone else imagined how he would react when she wants to break up with his creep pedo ass? The fact that he instantly wants a young girl to fuck him and give him kids notwithstanding, there is no way in hell he would be able to maturely handle a break up and see his own flaws. Based on his past domestic violence it is safe to assume he would attempt to physically injure or kill the girl being the disgusting creep that he is.

Well then, we should be all the more thankful that no millennial, generation z, or future generation girl will ever date him.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Eric Harris
welp, if/once his care team sees this hes in for a world of trouble, since phoenix house specifically bans weed. also wondering if people from his care team are really monitoring his online activity. i mean, if they really are, hes got to know about it, but he posts this shit anyway

iTWlmZz.jpg
 
didn't this tub o' fuck tell people that he parks his limp dick at Phoenix House ages ago? Maybe just being a dumbfuck and threw it out there at some point, or maybe when he invited that lovely catfish over for dinner?
yeah. he posted it, also he tells literally anybody that pretended to be an 18 year old girl. at most of the group places hes lived at hes literally posted the phone and address telling people to visit, or to harass the workers to let him do whatever it was he wanted
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Rogowski
I'm sure he's well aware that he leaked his own dox but he has to put on a show for the staff at Phoenix House in case they're watching his Twitter. On a side note Lucas since you read this thread next time you need weed buy a vape pen. It's much more discreet and it won't lead to having to answer questions to staff about why you smell like a Drake concert.
 
supposedly they already are watching his feed. the 'someone emailed' couldve been a ruse from the start to hide their profiles monitoring him. also have to wonder, its specifically prohibited by the place he lives, so why did they let him keep the weed?

OTOH, maybe they gave him a warning and took it away since he hasnt posted any selfies smoking them
 
Lead is used to shield from radiation, it's used both for x-rays and nuclear plants. While lead being so heavy (in atomic weight) it also can absorb rads, that's another whole thing and I'll spare my engineering boner nerdom.

For Lucas who's going to get more than one PhD in science, I'm shocked he doesn't know lead is pretty safe in regards to R (Roentgens) etc.

While I'm out sciencing the multi doc in regards to gas fires, you can put a lit cigg out in gas, it's the fumes that are really scary. A shot of gasoline will not kill you but I highly suggest do not drink any. Gas with out vapor takes heat better than h20. So in theory if you can prevent it turning to vapor, gas will put a fire out better than water. In fact in regards to some chem fires, some of the mix of spray is a gasoline base.

Again, I don't have 3 PhD's in science and I'm such a fool I think you should wait till at least 18 to date girls, feel free to disregard my advice.

Lucas has admitted a few times where he lives. I am still wondering how he's there as it's a 6 month limit he's past that and not done a damned thing to prep for moving to somewhere else. With Lucas bizarre sense of smug, he's showing the pot off as not all states/countries can legally get pot even for medical use let alone enjoyment.

His house forbids it and because the state/fed rules there's so many snags unless you are going to call a lawyer before you light up even if you are ok to smoke for fun or medicine, it's just not worth the risk for most. I wouldn't put my career at risk or be caught up in law suits over a joint. But when you are a 400 lb creep with no job and living off tax payers, no worries blaze it Lucas, no one is jealous of your little bit of gangja and no pre teen girls will want to toke with you.

I've spoken on it before and don't mean to be A loggy but aside it's easier to get content when he has a roof over his head why on earth isn't this place kicking him out? I seriously doubt the "possible danger" aspect because they have people with serious addiction issues too at the house and bringing any drug creates a serious risk to the entire population. They deal with him daily, they probably are 500% less scared of him being a danger to kids because they literally smell and endure him daily.

You know how bad we think he is? They literally live it. They know he's a dumb pedophile but he's less danger to kids than a hang nail.
 
There's no way this can go wrong. Nope, not at all. Lucas will totally do well this semester.
Future PhD ladies and gents.

No word on his placement tests, he would have to take them to even enroll unless he's going non credit and if so non credit doesn't advance you at all on any educational track. Now since he's a dumb dumb, I assume he's remedial and those do not earn credit but do allow you to take credit classes.

Also since Lucas reads here and I don't want Lucas to torment people trying to advance life, I won't share how or where, but it took me less than 2 mins to figure how to do it. It's not hard and SCC has a rather good website, many colleges do not.
 
Lucas even just admitted that he's too stupid to figure out where to sign up for his classes. (My photos won't upload so this is what he said--------------
My next step is to actually enroll in classes, but I don't know what the website address is to do that, despite being told over the phone that it's something I have to do online, so I've e-mailed the college. I'm just waiting on a response.

3:17 PM - 28 Jun 2018

Also bitching about having to take a class that god forbid, begins at 8:30am. He has zero grasp on reality that the majority of working class and the teenagers he wants to fuck, are out and about at 8:30am and in many cases, even earlier. Just shows even more that he is a fat lazy fucker who has zero want to do better for himself.

-------------------
The class I'm absolutely required to take this fall starting in September starts at 8:30 am. Come on. Give it up for the guy who wants a wife and kids so bad he signed up for an 8:30 am class just to be around the women he likes. Don't "bruh" me. It's worse to die alone.

8:14 PM - 27 Jun 2018
 
Back