Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fun fact since Lucas likes to prey on young girls : Among an estimated 39,700 public middle, high, and combined schools* in the United States, the average start time was 8:03 a.m

When you want to sleep in and fuck kids, the struggle is real.

Teens and young adults chronically under sleep it's why most were/are so grumpy at early classes. It's why the 10am block fills a lot faster than 8/9. If you sign up early/on time you get the times you want. This isn't rocket science.

I took an philosophy class at 8am once, what a mistake, I was getting up at 5 every day for sports so it wasn't a big deal, and the only other person aside the prof who was awake was an EMT who was cool as fuck but overly Christian, yet still pretty chill.I think we were the only 3 to speak the entire semester.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
I'm still calling it, he wont make it to attend a single class.
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While I tend to agree, since he is getting his hand held through this entire thing here's the semesters just to help keep track of dates.

SUMMER 2018
New Application Deadline May 18, 2018
Academic Students Transfer Application Deadline June 8, 2018
IELP Transfer Application Deadline June 29, 2018
Summer Quarter Begins July 2, 2018

FALL 2018
New Application Deadline August 3, 2018
Academic Students Transfer Application Deadline August 24, 2018
IELP Transfer Application Deadline September 17, 2018
Fall Quarter Begins September 19, 2018


Assuming he's being honest about registering, he could still make Summer 18, summer classes are shorter and harder work being so close to start is probably why he got an early class.

It's telling he doesn't list the class and my gut says because it's remedial or a seminar class. Some CC's make low scoring new/returning students take it, and it's literally how to college.
 
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Bassomatic said:
While I tend to agree, since he is getting his hand held through this entire thing here's the semesters just to help keep track of dates.

SUMMER 2018
New Application Deadline May 18, 2018
Academic Students Transfer Application Deadline June 8, 2018
IELP Transfer Application Deadline June 29, 2018
Summer Quarter Begins July 2, 2018

FALL 2018
New Application Deadline August 3, 2018
Academic Students Transfer Application Deadline August 24, 2018
IELP Transfer Application Deadline September 17, 2018
Fall Quarter Begins September 19, 2018


Assuming he's being honest about registering, he could still make Summer 18, summer classes are shorter and harder work being so close to start is probably why he got an early class.

It's telling he doesn't list the class and my gut says because it's remedial or a seminar class. Some CC's make low scoring new/returning students take it, and it's literally how to college.
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How will he even get transportation to class? He is too fat and lazy to walk unless the school is right next to where he lives.
 
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Trainwreck said:
Lucas even just admitted that he's too stupid to figure out where to sign up for his classes. (My photos won't upload so this is what he said--------------
My next step is to actually enroll in classes, but I don't know what the website address is to do that, despite being told over the phone that it's something I have to do online, so I've e-mailed the college. I'm just waiting on a response.

3:17 PM - 28 Jun 2018

Also bitching about having to take a class that god forbid, begins at 8:30am. He has zero grasp on reality that the majority of working class and the teenagers he wants to fuck, are out and about at 8:30am and in many cases, even earlier. Just shows even more that he is a fat lazy fucker who has zero want to do better for himself.

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The class I'm absolutely required to take this fall starting in September starts at 8:30 am. Come on. Give it up for the guy who wants a wife and kids so bad he signed up for an 8:30 am class just to be around the women he likes. Don't "bruh" me. It's worse to die alone.

8:14 PM - 27 Jun 2018
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Our poor, poor Lucas Werner. He has to get up at such ungodly hours just to be around the women he likes. But it's unfortunately not the answer for the Wern to get what the Wern wants and everything nothing will get in the way of what Lucas Werner wants. He will not get that young millennial wife, just wait and see! Everything Nothing will stand in his way.

...After he figures out how to navigate that college's website to sign up for classes, that is. ...But still, after that nothing will get in his way!
 
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It's ironic that for as much as he hates Trump for pigeonholing brown people as gang members and rapists and murderers and bad hombres; Lucas is also guilty of looking at people and assuming they're gang members based solely on their appearance.
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Edit: Apparently if you wear baseball hats (he's expanded beyond just flat bills apparently), sportswear (very broad term), have tattoos, a grill (are those even cool anymore?), gold chains, or drive a pick up truck you don't deserve a girlfriend.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but it sounds like he's describing rednecks and black people. Lucas confirmed for racist.
 
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Lucas is allowed to like what he wants, and I fully support anyone making their own choices, but when someone has tastes outside of him he screams bigotry.

I don't see why he keeps telling women they are unhappy, if they are unhappy why does he yell non stop they are always taken? Lucas is fat, he should get some "sports clothes" and be active since he doesn't manage his beetus and that can be fatal to ignore. Lucas can't afford any car or truck, so maybe get something snazzy before you insult people whom choose to own something practical. More so in his area having something that is semi comfy, can haul and endure winter for not a lot of money? Smart buy.

Lucas in his insane video claiming what women are up to his tastes said girls have have some ink, what's wrong with men having tattoos? Tats aren't a big deal and for a hip socialist unlike me who's a big dumb old man how doesn't he know this? Lucas has a watch collection he showed off when he got out of the loony bin, so why is he allowed some bling and chains are a no go?
 
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The first mistake is trying to make sense of Lucas. He doesn't because he's an idiot.

Surprised flat bills didn't make it into that list specifically. They seem to trigger him something hard. Besides that it's just the usual incel "how can you pick sportsbro Chad over sensitive, smart me" nonsense. Lucas isn't political, he can only see the world in terms of what he likes and wants, he has no convictions beyond that. He can't even really put his mind in the place of other people. If he had no other problems besides that, that alone would make a rewarding relationship impossible to him.

I wonder what he'll do once it becomes clear even to him that he'll never see a college from the inside. My money is on pretending the whole saga never happened and going back to his incoherent telomerase ramblings. The sad thing is (for us as lolcow watchers) that besides the occasional tard out he'll never do something all that interesting (because he's a coward) and just decline (esp. in his 40s when even the most optimistic tard wranglers will write him off) until he might or might not drop dead from the beetus. I wonder how far off one-foot Lucas is. The only interesting thing I could imagine happening is that he gets Nick Bated because they find underage porn on his stuff by some unhappy (for him) coincidence or by doing something inappropriate towards some underaged girl. That would need a lot of luck though because he's passive as hell.
 
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Rogowski said:
It's ironic that for as much as he hates Trump for pigeonholing brown people as gang members and rapists and murderers and bad hombres; Lucas is also guilty of looking at people and assuming they're gang members based solely on their appearance.View attachment 484232
Edit: Apparently if you wear baseball hats (he's expanded beyond just flat bills apparently), sportswear (very broad term), have tattoos, a grill (are those even cool anymore?), gold chains, or drive a pick up truck you don't deserve a girlfriend.View attachment 484311
Correct me if I'm wrong but it sounds like he's describing rednecks and black people. Lucas confirmed for racist.
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Yep. Those sound like stereotypical descriptions of rednecks and black people. Lucas definitely confirmed for racist.

Rogowski said:
He left out the part where everyone in the Phoenix House stood up and clapped for Lucas and his profound wisdom.View attachment 484821
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It may or may not be a measure of immunity for these dudes, but it's usually okay because most of the "women" Lucas is interested in are children or borderline children and they're dating dudes around their own age.
 
Fiveseven15 said:
i dont see his PhD going well for him

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If by some miracle of cthulhu Lucas makes it into college, I would love to be a fly on the wall when someone disagrees and dismantles all his crackpot theories and forces him to listen to it. IRL Lucas does not have a block button and all he can really do is plug his ears and scream. The best case scenario would be him sitting quietly, red with rage, and possibly frothing.
 
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