Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

LightEmittingDiode said:
I'm not sure what to say. This is what he willingly tweets.

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I swear, Lucas' balding head looks 10 times worse every time I see it.
 
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He might look less ridiculous with a shaved head actually, but he'd still have that fish-eyed 1000 yard crazy stare and that will never be not creepy. Also I wouldn't really call that "balding", most of the hair is gone. End stage really. Also with all self improvement hints and cosmetic tips you always have to realize that this is Lucas and no matter what he does he'll always have his broken brainbox that thinks using words like fecund and talking about "sperm telomeres" is a good idea. Imagine a reality where this is a thought process your brain goes through. There's no fixing him. He'll always be alone and he'll always be crazy, I just hope he never hurts anybody.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
I wouldn't really call that "balding", most of the hair is gone. End stage really.
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Exactly - male baldness isn't a "hair/no hair" situation, when you have lost enough that it looks too ugly not to shave, you've "gone bald". "Going bald" is a slightly receding hairline or small bald spot on the back. If you keep your hair long when it goes critical, 70s comb-over style, you're not "going bald", you've gone bald, but are also sad either for trying to act as though you haven't, or for being unaware of how bad it looks.
 
Maybe he's trying to grow a combover like Pmurt's. Also, is that little white speck in that grease pit dandruff or lice?
 
Alright y'all. I finally caught Lucas in wild. He is immense and walks very slow with his head slightly down and his hands behind his back. Incredibly awkward looking especially because he's so large. The back of his hair looks even more disgusting in person, like it's packed full of grease. The picture I was able to snap of him is fairly blurry and not really note worthy but you can tell it's him.
 
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BestialArmageddon said:
Hands behind his back? Bizarre.
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Right? It was also weird too because he only did it when he crossed the street - once he was on the sidewalk, he walked semi normal, but still a very slow pace, with his hands down to his sides. I was only able to watch him for a few minutes - while he was waiting for the lights to change he did not make any eye contact at all with anyone.
 
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Trainwreck said:
Alright y'all. I finally caught Lucas in wild. He is immense and walks very slow with his head slightly down and his hands behind his back. Incredibly awkward looking especially because he's so large. The back of his hair looks even more disgusting in person, like it's packed full of grease. The picture I was able to snap of him is fairly blurry and not really note worthy but you can tell it's him.
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Is it a similar stride to what big foot has?
 
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Alright y'all. I finally caught Lucas in wild. He is immense and walks very slow with his head slightly down and his hands behind his back. Incredibly awkward looking especially because he's so large. The back of his hair looks even more disgusting in person, like it's packed full of grease. The picture I was able to snap of him is fairly blurry and not really note worthy but you can tell it's him.
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Can we see the picture?

Also, can anyone decipher this?

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