Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Puta Bruja]

Why would he envy the guy who is 29 and has kids? That goes against his oh so serious age range of acceptable time to procreate. Dude fucked up and didn't wait 8 more years for his telomeres to peak. His children are probably weak retards!

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Please God let Lucas make it as far as a class with some blue haired SJWs so he can share his whackadoodle theories...

 

[Bassomatic]

Can we see the picture?

Also, can anyone decipher this?

I'll try to turn this from Lucas to English but I'm not sure I can.

Lucas was waddling around with another sped, they found a 3rd sped. Lucas says lets blow my welfare bux on uncooked fish. One guy says they close soon, so let's not. Lucas feels it wasn't a problem since fat people eat fast. The guy leaving asked about teleomeres. Lucas shifts the age of fathers even older to 37+ only now. Having nothing to do with his own age, clearly.

He liked how 18-24 year olds are best because science. For some odd reason Lucas than shares this man's bathroom habits and he used it at a random diner. He went to look for a date after this. Said man who liked Lucas science and goes and pees in random diners is not 30 even and has 2 kids. Lucas wants to buy this man dinner, because he's jealous of him. Lucas got him laid with his science

He could have had dinner but went looking for a date. Lucas has a friend who's 34 and a virgin and should kill himself for it. This man wants to be with his kids and find a date.

Again he reminds us he's male and has kids. He should have sushi and a beer, on the tax payer.. I mean Lucas, wait. Lucas went out and had beers with guys after hitting carls jr.

Ok, so Lucas had Sushi and Carl's Jr, and I'm guessing this all happened at the Diner? Lucas spends a ton on food we need to cut his welfare just to cut his beetus back FFS.

Ok so how I read this is, Lucas and another sped were hanging out, a 3rd person shows up Lucas rambles about his science, the guy goes off because Lucas is nuts and people at a retard/convict house don't want to be around him. Lucas finishes his diner meal, goes to get sushi rambles about how he should have kids. Alone then goes to Carls Jr too.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Doesn't sound like it. A bigfoot is supposed to take really long steps with bent knees, similar to a person on skis. This sounds more like the typical "Muppet shuffle" you often see heavily medicated people doing.

Yeah, some meds used to treat schizophrenia are nearly as bad as the disease itself. I've known people who quit taking their meds knowing full well what would happen simply because they were tired of being half-stoned all the time.

 

[pr3nt177]

https://twitter.com/TheOnlyWern/status/1023810023627997184

I don't know how in the fuck that this is any semblance of any British food because it looks like god damn diarrhea sprinkled with corn. This is a close contender for one of the nastiest things I think he's ever made.

Shepherd's Pie? God only knows what died in that.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Teens of Spokane, come and get it:

 

[Eddward]

With that beauty tool in full force, Lucas looks like a 50 year old fat woman. Also, those eyes. That's the stuff of nightmares.

 

[BeanBidan]

Teens of Spokane, come and get it:

He looks like Steven Seagals fat white autistic döppelganger

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He also looks awkwardly like David Cameron from some angles, except where Cameron uses botox, Lucas uses filters.

 

[ShaCletus]

He looks like fat Bender.

 

[Trainwreck]

Can we see the picture?

I would post it but every time I try and upload a picture from my PC I get an error message. If you want, I can email it to you and you can try your luck with it.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Here is the picture of the Wild Wern that @Trainwreck captured:

 

[Garfieldchu]

He looks like fat Bender.

"Bite my long, fecund telomeres!"

With that beauty tool in full force, Lucas looks like a 50 year old fat woman. Also, those eyes. That's the stuff of nightmares.

Right? He looks like a spinster aunt.

 

[Eddward]

Here is the picture of the Wild Wern that @Trainwreck captured:

What really makes this photo so glorious is that distinct 'photo of Bigfoot' feel you get looking at it.

 

[Aristophanes]

I genuinely feel rattled by that shitstain Lucas calls a shepherd's pie. It honestly looks like something from his bowels, as if he decided to eat the raw ingredients and shit them out.

Also, I'm liking the cryptid vibe @Trainwreck got with his wild Lucas photo. The Wern is an elusive, predatory creature, which can be seen from afar because of its huge size and greasy lice-riddled hide.

 

[Bassomatic]

Big foot doesn't creep many people out, or get my tax dollars.

Also can keep a full head of hair.

Bigfoot 2
Lucas 0.

 

[Aristophanes]

Didn't Lucas say that he was going to get law enforcement involved if he saw pictures of him on the Farms again?

Wait until he logs onto Twitter later, I bet we'll see him freak out a little.

 

[Bassomatic]

Didn't Lucas say that he was going to get law enforcement involved if he saw pictures of him on the Farms again?

Wait until he logs onto Twitter later, I bet we'll see him freak out a little.

He may chimp out, but legally he's in the wrong. You give up expectation of privacy when you are in public. I'm sure he will make his threats but he walked past where someone was so it couldn't remotely fit in the idea of stalking Lucas doesn't have a protective order (also you can't use POs to bully people out of places).

 

[Trainwreck]

Didn't Lucas say that he was going to get law enforcement involved if he saw pictures of him on the Farms again?

Wait until he logs onto Twitter later, I bet we'll see him freak out a little.

He sure did! I guess Lucas and his FB legal team don't seem to understand it's perfectly legal to take a picture of someone in a public place.

 

[NiggoPls]

Here is the picture of the Wild Wern that @Trainwreck captured:

Definitely greasy, definitely gourd-shaped.