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Honestly the uncombed look is way better than the greasy slicked back look that he loves to utilize. But he probably thinks slicked back hair goes well with his dressing to the 9s..
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Does Gen Z even care about TMNT? They got that shitty reboot movie, but I'm pretty sure the last group of TMNT fans were millennials. Lucas probably thinks he's really connecting with the youth in his hip and relevant graphic T-shirt, but, as usual, he's wrong.
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Maybe if the yutes he's shooting for are in their 40s and last picked up a comic book when years started with 19.
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Welp, Lucas bought weed at a local dispensary tonight. I'm not sure what he got, I didn't help him, but the guy who did confirmed that it was him when he checked his ID. Looked like he was with a woman too, she was much older than his target demographic (or appeared to be).
So if you ever wondered if the Wern smokes weed, now you know.
Also to confirm what @Trainwreck said, he was walking with his hands behind his back the entire time. And he's fucking huge close up. We made eye contact at one point, and he stared at me the rest of the time he was in the store.
So if you ever wondered if the Wern smokes weed, now you know.
Also to confirm what @Trainwreck said, he was walking with his hands behind his back the entire time. And he's fucking huge close up. We made eye contact at one point, and he stared at me the rest of the time he was in the store.
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I heard some women in their 30s get desperate but hanging out with the Wern is just ridiculous.
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lol now the other bums are leeching my tax money off him in the form of fast food AND weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k
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The question is though, does Lucas buy a ton of cheap, shit weed? Or does he blow it all on the most expensive stuff available like he does at restaurants?
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Also, if he smoked enough heavy shit, would it make his behaviour more erratic, or would what would be mentally-impairing to a neurotypical person actually cure some of his worse traits. It has to be a 50/50.
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A zip in Spokane will run you anywhere from $50-300 depending how good you want it and where you cop it.
Given his spending habits of late, I can't imagine Lucas could afford more than a half of the second-to-top shelf shit, so he, if anything, probably bought some mids, a big bag of schwag, or a few pre-rolleds because you know as well as I do that fat fuck cant roll an L or a blunt with those fingers that probably cant even dial a princess phone correctly.
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I truly wish I saw what he got. It seemed like the woman he was with was doing most of the talking. I didn't stick around to see who paid. Every time I looked over at him, he was already looking at me and it creeped me out. Plus ir was busy.
While he was at Eastern State he almost certainly was on antipsychotics. Almost everyone there is. If he's still taking them, it's a pretty bad mix from what I've seen. Weed and psychotic disorders do not play well together. That is if he even has a psychotic disorder. We don't know his diagnosis, and they like to throw antipsychotics at everyone who gets hospitalized. So it's hard to say. Weed is definitely good for anxiety and depression depending on strain so there's that.
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Trainwreck
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I thought his brother was a teacher? Or maybe he's talking about the step or half brother. Either way, even with someone with TBI is going to be better off than Lucas peddling his pseudo-science.
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I'm not sure which brother it was but the brother that posted in SOFALAW had the name Sensi Millo on his Facebook so I always assumed he was just some northeastern stoner burnout.
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Honestly I think a good sesh could straighten him out.
I bet in the right state of mind one could shoot straight with him and help him realize he's just making faux-science to justify his (or lack of) sexuality. It's not something uncommon, but no one had the courage he did... to just RUN with it.
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Take your meds, you sound as crazy as the wern.
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Overdone, dry ribs. The cheese is nice, but that's all because it wasn't made by Lucas.
The brown sludge is apparently chicken, nuked to perfection in a slow cooker.
The brown sludge is apparently chicken, nuked to perfection in a slow cooker.
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It's hard to see celery used like that. All of its flavour leeched into the sauce, and the withered husks scattered onto the plate. The carrots look like they were carved up by a cyclops. Some leeks would be wonderful, potatoes, parsnips, peas... throw us a bone here, Lucas.
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Hello everyone, long time lurker etc etc. I was just wondering why no one is posting Lucas' FB here anymore? He's being quite active, getting a kitten, debating inceldom and whatnot. Is it not his FB anymore and is it run by a troll or something?
You might not be an incel by definition but getting lucky only with 30+ year old desperate halfway house residents is not something to brag about.
I sincerely hope this is not his FB anymore, he got the kitten. Oh dear god no.
Also nationality revealed in the first post. Oh well.
You might not be an incel by definition but getting lucky only with 30+ year old desperate halfway house residents is not something to brag about.
I sincerely hope this is not his FB anymore, he got the kitten. Oh dear god no.
Also nationality revealed in the first post. Oh well.