Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Quoting for posterity. Where are those fuckin' sheets Lucas?

mothman96 said:
A few days ago he twitted that he finally got sheets for his single sized mattress. He's been at Pioneer Pathway House for 2 months, blowing money on board games, sheets/calculator not a priority. Not that sheets will make any difference with Lucas. The sheets will end up a greasy, cruddy mess.

Well damn, he went private on his twitter again. He was asking for pointers on how to introduce himself to girls on campus.
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He just manically posts every mundane thought that comes into his head every day even though no one ever interacts. It's actually a bit sad til you remember that it's Lucas.
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AnOminous said:
I feel sorry for whoever gets that mattress when Werner gets kicked out for molestering. He's been oozing MRSA infected body juices all over it for months.
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Been wondering about the mattress he had back at Phoenix House. I sure hope management sanitized it, better yet burned it. Hell, bleach the whole apartment before assigning it someone else.
 
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He’s so baffled as to why 18 yr olds reject his desires to put a superior baby in them.

My dude, no 18 yr old girl in university wants a fucking BABY. She’s at university to get a degree and also have fun. Some older man waddling up sweating takeaway sauces and hair oil and talking about superior genetics is just...no. Nobody wants to think about having babies in university. That shit is for when you hit like 26 maybe and you have a career figured out.

And the generation you’re targeting is the most socially plugged-in generation ever. Doesn’t matter if you keep your babylust to yourself during the introduction. The minute you give her your name, she’s gonna find your big arse online, find your twitter, your fb, this site, other sites, your DV records, everything. It’s the first thing any girl does when she meets a guy.

Also you are a gigantic sweating sack of failed genetics barely held together by a straining cartoon shirt. Bang on about babies all you want, but you’re clearly the worst investment for her progeny ever.

Also hello, been around other threads for awhile but someow always skipped this one. This is easily as good a read as Russell Greer.


E: also wanted to second a previous poster, would love to see him date Sammie Bushart. She has a million daughters a year, it’d be fun to see her pop up on his fb every other week to declare She Pregnent Having Printheth Ashleigh Telemer Genethith She Peed Onna Stick And It Come Back Yes. And every time he rushed over to embrace his new daughter, it would melt back into the theoretical fog from whence all her children issue and return.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
He’s so baffled as to why 18 yr olds reject his desires to put a superior baby in them.

My dude, no 18 yr old girl in university wants a fucking BABY. She’s at university to get a degree and also have fun. Some older man waddling up sweating takeaway sauces and hair oil and talking about superior genetics is just...no. Nobody wants to think about having babies in university. That shit is for when you hit like 26 maybe and you have a career figured out.
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I'm about the same age as Wern, and when I was in his target age there definitely were girls that wanted babies starting about 15-16, but they were definitely not on the college track.
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
I'm about the same age as Wern, and when I was in his target age there definitely were girls that wanted babies starting about 15-16, but they were definitely not on the college track.
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Oh yeah, well, there are always going to be teens who want to be teen moms for intensely stupid reasons, but as you said, I doubt he’s going to find them on a campus. And again, no one wants to have a baby with that walking rubbish bin of genes.
 
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