Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Plenty of fish, aka a serial killer/rapist/pedophile's dream hunting ground.
Desperate single mothers, sad shut-in lowlives, crazy people and pump em, dump em types galore.
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Someone found Lucas' POF account
That oozing desperation is sexy.
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Because Lucas clearly isn't.
Yup, Lucas the walking health hazard, mentally and physically. Oozing that greasy "sexy" that even the women at POF won't touch.
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I wonder if Lucas would date a woman his age if that was all he could get. Probably.
The question is, would a sane woman his age date him.
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Not even my 94 years old granny would date him. He has no redeeming qualities.
He's gross inside and out.
Come to think of it, the 30 yr old from Phoenix House he was going out to dinner with rejected his "offer" to squirm on top of her. When he made his intentions known, she took the exit.
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My favourite part of his dating profile is that he--a guy who has lived on the dole his whole life, never had a job, and even wrote a wish-fulfilment novella about roaming around smoking pot, having sex and contributing nothing of value to society while collecting a government stipend--describes himself as "very ambitious." Apparently aspirations to complete a few community college classes and become slightly less obese qualify him for that description in his mind.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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Atleast he's not having sex.
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He’s posting on a DATING site. For him, that’s wildly ambitious.
Also Christ, every single word on his profile is like some kind of group-focused result for Worst Thing You Could Put. I still don’t see why he bangs on about his telomeres...if any man his age has that advantage, a girl could just date an older man who ISN’T an ugly fat disabled balding shut-in.
I dunno what’s worse...that he thinks of it as his best selling point, or that it actually is.
E: just noticed he states he has a rich full life with tons of friends, then at the end just flat out says he spends his time alone because he has no one. Couldn’t even keep up the facade for the whole page.
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Lucas is so out of touch. As for him whining about no one responding to him on dating sites. Well, without even stating how stupid his Plenty of Fish profile is, there is plenty more. Online dating is a shit show, especially for men. There are way way more men than women on dating sites. Most women, even ones that are not particularly attractive, probably have multiple men trying to talk to them at any given time. For men, that is usually not the case. Women on dating sites often tend to think they will find the absolute perfect guy and are very superficial and ultra critical of men who are trying to communicate with them. Some women put up profiles on dating sites just to boost their egos and really aren't even trying to date anyone.
Lucas, being the entitled fat ass that he is, believes that he deserves a supermodel hot 18-24 year old female. Just like he deserves his tardbucks and his free healthcare and housing. And of course he should not have to work for it, "they should approach him". Many women that age would have nothing to do with a guy in his mid to late 30's. Even if the guy had tons of positive qualities, so many of them would flat out say "he is just too old for me". The ones that may be willing to date a guy his age would not touch a fat disabled guy living in a flop house.
Lucas, being the entitled fat ass that he is, believes that he deserves a supermodel hot 18-24 year old female. Just like he deserves his tardbucks and his free healthcare and housing. And of course he should not have to work for it, "they should approach him". Many women that age would have nothing to do with a guy in his mid to late 30's. Even if the guy had tons of positive qualities, so many of them would flat out say "he is just too old for me". The ones that may be willing to date a guy his age would not touch a fat disabled guy living in a flop house.
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He talks about how he would not hire an escort, but even if he did, escorts I know have refused to take men like him as a client. Even escorts wouldn't sleep with him. And they get PAID to do it.
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Even escorts have a sense of self-preservation and try to avoid clients who are obviously crazy and might be psycho killers.
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The only ones I know who'll take anyone are the serious junkies.
And to be honest, it's natural selection. You're gonna fuck anyone or anything for smack money? You're probably gonna get psycho killer'd, qu'est-ce que c'est.
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Hahahaha. I noticed that too. I also find it funny that he says he's under 300lbs. After seeing him with my own eyes, I can guarantee that he is no where near under 300. His fat was literally spilling out of the chair he was sitting at. He's at least 325-350. And from the way he eats, he's back on track to be 400+.