Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Hmm, even before coming to Washington he's been an established pedophile.

It kinda makes his moving to Washington a bit more sinister since he knew he'd be establishing enough distance from his family to prevent them from having much of a say during involuntary commitments. He can go about preying on underage girls without having to worry about his mother grabbing him by the ear and dragging him back to the looney bin.

At this point, calling him a creep is just being nice.
He's been in Washington state all along. He's lived in various places within the state. Prior to moving to Spokane he lived in Olympia, where he already was known for being a pervert. His mom moved to Arizona some time back, so she's several states away from having Lucas perving within her own city.
 
He's been in Washington state all along. He's lived in various places within the state. Prior to moving to Spokane he lived in Olympia, where he already was known for being a pervert. His mom moved to Arizona some time back, so she's several states away from having Lucas perving within her own city.

Ah, I've always assumed he wasn't always from Washington.
 
The thing is Lucas would have a far better chance of meeting women if he actually engaged with other men - instead he sees all men (including family) as "competition". We all know that he only tolerates gay men (as opposed to straight/bisexual men) because he doesn't see them as a threat to his "position". If Lucas made friends with other men, he'll then have opportunities to meet women - I.e. being introduced to mutual friends etc.
 
The thing is Lucas would have a far better chance of meeting women if he actually engaged with other men - instead he sees all men (including family) as "competition". We all know that he only tolerates gay men (as opposed to straight/bisexual men) because he doesn't see them as a threat to his "position". If Lucas made friends with other men, he'll then have opportunities to meet women - I.e. being introduced to mutual friends etc.
I don't believe Lucas will ever be able to have a healthy relationship with a woman. He's narcissistic, his mind is far gone that he needs social workers (govt) to look after him, and his desire will always be towards the young that he even wants his very own baby girl to groom. Add his record for domestic violence and the restraining orders, he's bad news all around. Heck, he'll want to impregnate any girl that's nice to him. Look what happened with the 16 yr. old from Starbucks. All it took was for her to smile and say he was funny and he made a move on her and yea it was about sex. That web site he had at the time (conversationrage) was all about breeding with men over 35. The girls from McDonalds, he was already thinking they were interested in him and called one of them "sweetheart" on twitter, just for going to his table to give him his change. It's a benefit to women/society, that he doesn't get to "meet" women. Any man that introduces the pedo "Wern" to a teen/young women is not doing her any favor.
 
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Let's be more simple and honest. Lucas can't have any relationships, not men, Co workers family etc. Not just dating.

He's truly sick in the head, and down right awful dashed with being dumb as dirt.

We have seen how Lucas is with males he uses them to get something including their girls. He burns friends over trival matters that he makes explode in his chimp outs.

No girl even the most anti social wants someone so isolated it's a red flag. Many have strained family issues, women know this and will marry you even if you don't talk to dad who lives down the block.

The reasons Lucas doesn't talk to his family? They want to help him. He wants in little girls pants more than a roof over his head. Needless to say anyone sane sees this as a problem and with little girls in the family had to keep Lucas away.

He's a big dumb slop pig who is short sighted and hopeless. He was semi correct getting a PhD and career will help get a relationship, he's not even done his first sped class and quitting because he's not got laid. He's out of free money for school and if he acts out again probably barred from attending.

He's hopeless by default and design. The what ifs of how to fix Lucas life are endless but none will come to fruition. He's gonna die and be forgotten about with a few tears she'd but sigh of relief to his family. while we just find a new cow to lol at.
 
The thing is Lucas would have a far better chance of meeting women if he actually engaged with other men - instead he sees all men (including family) as "competition". We all know that he only tolerates gay men (as opposed to straight/bisexual men) because he doesn't see them as a threat to his "position". If Lucas made friends with other men, he'll then have opportunities to meet women - I.e. being introduced to mutual friends etc.

Building on this thought, I can't understand his mentality of "I am lonely, I have no human connections at all in my life -- yet the only connection I seek, or am willing to consider, is a sexual/romantic one." From Lucas' perspective, if he had friends who were men, or women older than 24 (friends he has no interest in bedding, in other words), well, even if these friends did NOT eventually introduce him to the sexy compliant no-standards bedmate of his dreams, at least he'd have SOME friends. From where he is now, just being able to take those expensive board games he keeps buying out of their boxes and be able to actually play them with someone would be a huge life improvement, yet he refuses to even consider such an option.

Doesn't even need to be actual "friends," for that matter--even a casual acquaintanceship based entirely on "We both like playing these board games, and that's the only reason we ever speak to each other" would be a big step up for him. Yet he gets angry at the very suggestion of getting friends or acquaintances for any reason other than sex.
 
I've been checking through the comments under some of his other videos and saw this under his "The Wern Demonstrates Hnefatafl". He was sighted stalking middle school girls in Spokane. From the time frame, this happened when cheerleaders (like football players) practice prior to the start of the school yr.

"he was noticed watching middle school cheerleading practice from a distance last week."
"And he had the nerve to talk to someone on campus about it - referencing peak fertility - I mean who says things like that?!"
 
Building on this thought, I can't understand his mentality of "I am lonely, I have no human connections at all in my life -- yet the only connection I seek, or am willing to consider, is a sexual/romantic one." From Lucas' perspective, if he had friends who were men, or women older than 24 (friends he has no interest in bedding, in other words), well, even if these friends did NOT eventually introduce him to the sexy compliant no-standards bedmate of his dreams, at least he'd have SOME friends. From where he is now, just being able to take those expensive board games he keeps buying out of their boxes and be able to actually play them with someone would be a huge life improvement, yet he refuses to even consider such an option.

Doesn't even need to be actual "friends," for that matter--even a casual acquaintanceship based entirely on "We both like playing these board games, and that's the only reason we ever speak to each other" would be a big step up for him. Yet he gets angry at the very suggestion of getting friends or acquaintances for any reason other than sex.
you are forgetting the most basic part of Lucas.

He's not smart. Aside his mental illness aside his pedophile drawing (but perhaps aided on) he's a dumb fucking dude.

The process is lost to him. He lacks the power to see these things.

Let's say you want to be a body builder, in front of you a bowl of yogurt and a gym next to it a flat screen and candy corn. Lucas literally can't see what choice to make and aside his crippling (remember fatty has the beetus) food addiction he just doesn't see why you need to pick one of these for the goal.

He both wants the end result and feels wanting it or hoping for it earns him some credit.

Wanting to be rich isn't rare or worth praise for example.

Lucas wants to fuck a kid. it is great he's alone because heaven forbid he gets near kids. Real predators lure single mom's etc.

Lucas also isn't really as lonely as he says I can smell it. He has had options of social things lots and he ignores them unless it's him dicking a little girl. This is him pity begging and I ain't falling for it, nor is anyone.
 
Haven't been in this thread in a minute, but I found this today and it gave off extremely strong Wern vibes. He's still in WA, yes? So this can't be him?

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Haven't been in this thread in a minute, but I found this today and it gave off extremely strong Wern vibes. He's still in WA, yes? So this can't be him?
Yes, he's still in Spokane, so that guy is not Lucas.

His narcissistic delusions know no bounds. He really piles on "self importance" and thinks the girls are short changing themselves by not heading over to be "graced" by him playing boards games with them. His scrambled brain refuses to get it. The young women avoid him and go on living life. They interact with family, boyfriends, friends,co-workers, college students, etc. They go out do stuff and have fun. Lucas sitting in his tiny filthy fart filled room with his games makes no difference to the young women.

He's using his current obsession with "developing" board games as bait/another carrot dangling from a stick. The "millions" when his parents die, the "PhD" etc. Now in his delusions of grandeur he's going to be this big time star "developer" of board games. So ladies come make your play for him while he's on his way up.
 
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If I recall correctly, "Mikayla" is his "female-empowerment" game about some old guy who mind-controls young women to have magic-telomere babies with him, right? He's releasing some advance previews on Twitter.

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Yup, the only way he can live his delusional breeding fantasy is via a board game where he has control over young women. That's female empowerment through the insanity of his schizo brain.
 
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If he actually exists, I'm sure he's even more horrified than you and I are. Almost as horrified as the young women of Spokane. "I died on that stupid cross for THIS twit? Dad damn it."
Well, one might say if there is an after-life, it's not looking good for Lucas there either.
 
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