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When they say "haters make you famous", it didn't mean you're their adult baby that they have to fund and support.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I may have missed this somewhere in the thread, but what's the deal with Laura Jennings on twitter? she digitally fellates him an awful lot, is she a catfish?
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It looks like a forensic sketch the Spokane police would release after a rash of sexual assaults around colleges.
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It's fine, just pay him in Zimbabwean dollars as that is what his "time" is worth. I'm all for paying peoples living wage, but I'll make an exception for Lucas.
100 trillion ZWD is worth about 40 cents.
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It's not a shock Lucas doesn't know how speaking for a fee works.
He really just is money hungry as of late as fatty fat fatso, spent his entire student loan on fast food. I find it comical. He's angry because his "plot" hasn't worked and he can't kill the pain of being alone with more beetus.
His board games stuff is just a joke, this newest "leak" implies he's given us any frame of reference to work with, it just sounds like what it is, schizo babble. Needless to say it'll flop.
The art, I kinda like it shows a good artist can make anything look better or worse. Lucas cleaning up like showering, and losing 200 lbs could look like that. But Lucas is a big dumb fat man and instead of being motivated by that picture would probably eat it.
I wonder what his post college arc will be as we are closing to end of semester he won't be welcome back has no money. He will have to restort to something and the holidays always cause good lolcow misbehavior.
You start small, very small I've had literally less than a full hands of fingers show up, you also don't get to charge. Heck I've donated to get in some venues and often because I'm a swell guy and want to make audience happy foot the bill for a box of donuts and some coffee.
You work your way up to being paid, after long time unless you are some amazing name even someone who's skilled, acomplished etc if you have no name you start fresh. A doctor A company owner, a parent etc. They can be great at it but not into that circle yet you start raw
You work your way up to being paid, after long time unless you are some amazing name even someone who's skilled, acomplished etc if you have no name you start fresh. A doctor A company owner, a parent etc. They can be great at it but not into that circle yet you start raw
He really just is money hungry as of late as fatty fat fatso, spent his entire student loan on fast food. I find it comical. He's angry because his "plot" hasn't worked and he can't kill the pain of being alone with more beetus.
His board games stuff is just a joke, this newest "leak" implies he's given us any frame of reference to work with, it just sounds like what it is, schizo babble. Needless to say it'll flop.
The art, I kinda like it shows a good artist can make anything look better or worse. Lucas cleaning up like showering, and losing 200 lbs could look like that. But Lucas is a big dumb fat man and instead of being motivated by that picture would probably eat it.
I wonder what his post college arc will be as we are closing to end of semester he won't be welcome back has no money. He will have to restort to something and the holidays always cause good lolcow misbehavior.
XxxwernxxX
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Student loan disbursements are done at the beginning of the semester. He might not have money now, but once school starts, they'll pay the school then he gets the balance.
Of course that's assuming he signs up for classes. Given how much he spurged about it last time, I'd guess he hasn't yet, and doesn't really have plans to.
If I recall correctly, enrollment for me started shortly after Thanksgiving, so he may yet do it, but he seems to be losing enthusiasm for college, so who knows what's going to happen, and even if he misses out, there's going to be a late enrollment about the time classes start.
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It has been radio silence from Lucas on Twitter for about the past two days. The last post was his big Thanksgiving meal for one. Is he back on Facebook now? I know he gets zucced real quick when he returns from Facebook jail. Usually he posts multiple times a day. Anyone know what's up?
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He is back on Facebook! There are wayyy more posts but it’s the same old same old. Don’t have the time at the moment to screenshot them all.
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Yeah, I wanna see these comments.
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even less than that, as Zimbabwean dollars don't even exist any more - the hyperinflation got so bad that Zimbabwe ditched their own currency, and most of their trading is now done in US dollars and South African rand
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Lucas starts off calling a scientific fact he doesn't understand "odd" or wrong. When he claims he's some super science whiz, the random passer by on the street understands r/k selection theory as it's used in so many things socially speaking. I love how he implies we won't get divorced to his future sweet heart. I mean true he won't leave anyone, he got booted from his ex, he's a taker. Divorce is also socially changing part of society, being it's a legal issue, it has nothing to do with genetics.
His next post is really a self insert as he's talking about a 500 lb man eating 20 cheese burgers. Lucas is fat, this is a mary sue because he's too poor to buy 20 dollar menu cheese burgers now and is back to raiding food pantries until he gets more welfare. I don't feel sorry for the 500 lb person, I'm a pretty empathic guy (next to lucas) but we literally live in one of the best places in the world in unquestionablly the best time for mental health care. 500 lbs is an addiction, no meds (even those that bloat like SSRIs etc its 20ish at most) cause 500, 500 you are actively sucidal via Wendys instead of smith and wesson, or addicted to food. 500 lb people like Lucas just don't give a fuck about themselves or anything, Lucas refuses his shrinks etc he just 'shoots up' but with whopper meals. On our dime mind you. I don't pity fat people, Lucas claimed people do, and some do take pity. But he did it because he wants you to feel bad he's single. Again, no one wants to date an addict, aside another addict. So maybe he should try picking up girls at Golden Corral's trash can.
Lucas is reminding us, he dosen't work because uhh greenpeace or something. Yes forest rangers are bad for nature and shit, so really date lucas he's jobless. He wants everyone to be happy because then he would be happy because he's part of everyone, but this isn't selfish. lol.
If you cheat on your women you are bad. I agree. Then he ruins it with because women are a item and everyone needs just 1 because he said so. For someone who claims to be pro alt life style, he's shaming poly people, swingers. Cas daters and the such. As normal he's about legal bedroom control as long as he can bust in a 7 year old.
He claims he rather be alone, but it's a sacrafice. This doesn't make sense. Again with the board game shit, no one cares Lucas, no one cares.
This is my favorite so I'm going to give it it's own line/section. Lucas is bribing your friendship with Ceasar Salad Kits. What the fuck nigger. Yes hard R nigger, as in I'm so lost I can't even restrain my self to swap an A. It's a great salad, I'd say one of my favorites with ease but would I be friends with someone who randomly handed me a bag of it? uhh.. I know we all joke a man who gives you a hot dog or beer etc is a friend but Lucas takes this litearlly lmfao. Also I like to cook but I'm no pro, make your own it's cheap easy and Lucas has time ffs.
Lucas claims he needs a woman to bear his child and it's a fact he will just restate it. He doesn't expand on why how or anything. He just says it's a fact and will broken record it. This reminds me of Bill Nye getting BTFO and kept spouting "settled science" when he didn't undertstand a retort. Lucas is kinda like that just unlike Bill Nye never finished college, have a hot wife, career or help children.
Lastly he claims if Trump blocks you on twitter you keep tweeting him, this proves he's smart and I just don't understand.
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I took that as a reference to the e coli outbreak on romaine last week, i.e., an odd and likely ineffective death threat.
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Here is most of the conversation, it basically fizzles out when Lucas gets agitated and tells the guy to Fuck off.
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For anyone considering robbing the tard of his greens don't forget to bring one of these to stay out of arms, and both literally and anagrammatically, MRSA's reach.
What's with that guy Gerard Barnes. Is he trying to help Lucas with dating? Does he think Lucas is a viable candidate for fatherhood?
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I don't think you're going to have any luck there Lukey boy (and for good reason).
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Who knows, either clueless, a ween or SOFLAW anyone talking to Lucas is halal worthy imho.
Reading that chat log, was kinda depressing. I am pretty harsh to Lucas, rightfully so and try to hold my anger as he brags about his plan to hurt children and I (as does society) find it the lowest of the low. But when I call him low IQ or a big dummy I honestly mean it, as most of the insults I chuck. Lucas really is a broken record.
What he wants is a fuck slave, that's in perfect health has the option of any male ever, or none to take a 400+ lb medical night mare who doesn't work has a criminal record for abusing women, with a pedophile lust.
Now to be devil's advocate, in dating we all can want what we want, providing it's not hurting anyone (and Lucas goal is to hurt kids so fuck him but we are running with the lie he tells) you have to accept any barrier to entry removes some dating possibles. Lucas wants something Brad Pitt in his prime would have to fight tooth and nail for, and he's god damn "the Wern". He's got all the right in the world to wait for this girl he wants to show up, he will be waiting a long time, and with his health he probably doesn't have it.. hell he could have the life span one of those ferns that have been around since the dinosaurs and it wouldn't be enough.
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Watching paint dry is far more interesting than listening to Lucas. He doesn't have anything to talk about apart from his urge to have kids, nothing at all. Maybe the odd grumble about Trump.
Still, I imagine talking to Lucas during his "r/atheism" days would be just as nauseating.
Still, I imagine talking to Lucas during his "r/atheism" days would be just as nauseating.
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Huh. So Lucas wants a woman who is healthy, compassionate, young and NOT overweight? It would be quicker and easier to just say "I want a woman who is my exact opposite in every way."