Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

JuniperFalls said:
Huh. So Lucas wants a woman who is healthy, compassionate, young and NOT overweight? It would be quicker and easier to just say "I want a woman who is my exact opposite in every way."
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He neglected to say intelligent though so not really his opposite.

He wants someone dumber than he is so he can manipulate them into having children so he can feel validated in some way.
 
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TricksterKid36 said:
It seems Lucas is running one of those Facebook Birthday Fundraisers. Kind of surprising, seeing him not be a complete ass. He didn't even really say anything.

https://www.facebook.com/donate/1127100860782145/

(I'm actually kinda late since it's his birthday today and I just got word)
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What a fucking hypocrite. Just another ploy to "market" himself. Like his "I gave food to the homeless".

Didn't he say even though Christians do good, he wanted bad things to happen to them. St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital was started by Danny Thomas a Maronite Catholic to honor a promise he made to a Catholic saint, St. Jude Thaddeus. Danny Thomas and the promise he made and all the Christians that donate to the hospital, would fall under Lucas's condemnation. Again Lucas Werner is a fucking hypocrite.
 
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mothman96 said:
What a fucking hypocrite. Just another ploy to "market" himself. Like his "I gave food to the homeless".

Didn't he say even though Christians do good, he wanted bad things to happen to them. St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital was started by Danny Thomas a Maronite Catholic to honor a promise he made to a Catholic saint, St. Jude Thaddeus. Danny Thomas and the promise he made would fall under Lucas's condemnation. Again Lucas Werner is a fucking hypocrite.
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He has always been a hypocrite. Looking at it with the fact it IS Lucas Werner posting this, I wouldn't be shocked if it was an elaborate way to push some kind of agenda.
 
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TricksterKid36 said:
He has always been a hypocrite. Looking at it with the fact it IS Lucas Werner posting this, I wouldn't be shocked if it was an elaborate way to push some kind of agenda.
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He's a narcissist and a liar too. His "agenda" is to come up with whatever ploys he thinks is going to make him "look good" to get a girl to ride his dick.

Donations to St. Jude's are always good. Donations can be done skipping over the pervert, narcissist,hypocrite, liar, etc. --Lucas Werner.
 
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Lucas Werner
6 hrs ·
What I want for my birthday is to not see couples' pictures today when I go a-scrolling. Just for today. That'd be swelly swell to not be reminded that I've been single for 7 years, am now 39, have no family of my own and have never been married and have yet to have any children. I'd really appreciate that today. Thanks. Tomorrow you can return to the daily reminder of all that which you do, how you do, all day every day, anyway. If you can do that for me today, I appreciate you. Fuckin' thank you!
 
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Lucas Werner
6 hrs ·
What I want for my birthday is to not see couples' pictures today when I go a-scrolling. Just for today. That'd be swelly swell to not be reminded that I've been single for 7 years, am now 39, have no family of my own and have never been married and have yet to have any children. I'd really appreciate that today. Thanks. Tomorrow you can return to the daily reminder of all that which you do, how you do, all day every day, anyway. If you can do that for me today, I appreciate you. Fuckin' thank you!
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The asshole doesn't want to see couples today, he can stay off facebook/the net. Also he should have stayed in his filthy little fart room all day.
 
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Lucas Werner
6 hrs ·
What I want for my birthday is to not see couples' pictures today when I go a-scrolling. Just for today. That'd be swelly swell to not be reminded that I've been single for 7 years, am now 39, have no family of my own and have never been married and have yet to have any children. I'd really appreciate that today. Thanks. Tomorrow you can return to the daily reminder of all that which you do, how you do, all day every day, anyway. If you can do that for me today, I appreciate you. Fuckin' thank you!
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God, what a wuss. This self pity stuff never helps anyone find a significant other. I hope people post couple pictures just to spite him. It would be funny to see him go REEEE over it. I definitely miss when his Facebook was fully public and anyone could view and take part of the spectacle that is his Facebook page. Let's see if he treats himself to a Churchhill's steak for one and posts a picture showing all the Gen Z girls what they are missing out on. Lucas is the only guy who can take girls out to nice dinners, at least, in his mind he probably thinks that.
 
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Aristophanes said:
I wonder what Lucas did for his birthday?
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A sock hop is a dance you dumb turd Lucas.

He's old as hell but not sock hop old as they were fund raisers for ww2 by high schoolers.

To the unaware it was when kids wore formal shoes to school so to dance had to remove shoes. A quick Google explains on this more too.

How on earth he can put his pedophile mind into a school dance ..into a board game I almost look forward to because it's so god damn stupid it would be like trying to make a non campy rocky horror picture show but add samarui in and have it notime suck.

Lucas always claims we think the same but needs us to explain things and give ideas?

I have an idea involves a toaster and a tub (hi a log).
 
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Lucas Werner
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Give me a theme for a board game. Something not too difficult to design, but something doable. My current idea is a sock hop Jr. High dance.


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Didn't take long for the the "super star" game developer Lucas to want other peoples ideas to claim as his own. It's also not surprising that he has an "idea" involving a Jr High dance. He does have a history of salivating over middle school girls.

His new video "Gromulik Explained".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMGpytFa7EU
 
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kenshirhoe said:
lucas' facebook is literally just an endless cycle of "waaah why don't girls talk to me" and then him getting butthurt when someone gives him actual advice. he'll make up weak excuses on why he can't get gen z girls to talk to him. i'm just waiting for his ass to get arrested and put in a home.
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He's overall bad news to girls, why the hell is anyone giving him advice on how to approach them. I just don't get it.
 
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