Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AbraCadaver]

The pic is on page 66.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-66

Dunno what’s creepier, that photo or the image a few posts later of his replies, about how he’s studying humans from a safe distance and how he’s furious at teenagers for not want to date him.

This man is just a sad, preventable news headline waiting to happen.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

Dunno what’s creepier, that photo or the image a few posts later of his replies, about how he’s studying humans from a safe distance and how he’s furious at teenagers for not want to date him.

This man is just a sad, preventable news headline waiting to happen.

So, I hadn't even thought about The Wern since about 2016-2017 when he was obsessed with Bernie being the key to get underage girls, and I saw this thread and I am horrified to see he has just gotten worse since then, and I read he is taking college classes? I'm sure all the ladies just L O V E having the farting, manbaby pedo on campus. Ugh. "studying from a safe distance" you mean studying to find out what dorm they live in, what classes they go to and at what time and who they hang out with. I am disgusted.

 

[mothman96]

Taking his Meeple Toss to campus didn't work in getting him a young hottie. Now he's going with his Dank. Wondering what jammies he'll wear for his debonair board game aficionado look .

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

Me so wonewee. I think I'm going to bring in Dank this Monday to the game room. I still need to work through Tetrarchia by @nestorgames I may or may not hit that up tonight.

7:20 PM - 26 Jan 2019

 

[ManbearPig]

Taking his Meeple Toss to campus didn't work in getting him a young hottie. Now he's going with his Dank. Wondering what jammies he'll wear for his debonair board game aficionado look .

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

Me so wonewee. I think I'm going to bring in Dank this Monday to the game room. I still need to work through Tetrarchia by @nestorgames I may or may not hit that up tonight.

7:20 PM - 26 Jan 2019

As usual he will likely wear the same shit stained pantaloons that makes teen girls horny.

 

[Bassomatic]

Taking his Meeple Toss to campus didn't work in getting him a young hottie. Now he's going with his Dank. Wondering what jammies he'll wear for his debonair board game aficionado look .

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

Me so wonewee. I think I'm going to bring in Dank this Monday to the game room. I still need to work through Tetrarchia by @nestorgames I may or may not hit that up tonight.

7:20 PM - 26 Jan 2019

wonewee is racist as hell. I thought Lucas doesn't like bigots, but then again he does often say faggot and drop the hard R n word.

Lucas also will just do as normal sit alone waiting and sulking, farting often till a teen girl comes up to him. He won't join a game because his social problems and he doesn't want to have men near him, due to his awareness he's lowest standard and fears he will be cock blocked. Even though women like social men it really helps, girls see a guy having a good time they want to join in said fun.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Taking his Meeple Toss to campus didn't work in getting him a young hottie. Now he's going with his Dank. Wondering what jammies he'll wear for his debonair board game aficionado look .

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

Me so wonewee. I think I'm going to bring in Dank this Monday to the game room. I still need to work through Tetrarchia by @nestorgames I may or may not hit that up tonight.

7:20 PM - 26 Jan 2019

I’m glad he’s going to attract a young mate with colourful objects, like magpies. Talking to women like people is right out, they’re just airheaded little breeders who are swayed by 85$ lobster and board games.

Who’s the ageist now, you balding scrapbook of farts and impotence?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I sort of wonder if that "Telomorese Collector" who comments on Lucas's videos may just be a troll messing with Lucas. The reason why is that same person has been commenting on his videos long before Lucas began school at the community college.

It is possible that this person may have ended up in a class with Lucas, perhaps? I don't doubt Lucas is creeping girls out. But still seems like too good of a coincidence.

Made a video on him back in April 2018, young enough to not stand out at a NF concert they filmed on their phone. My guess, user here and decided to troll Wern.

 

[mothman96]

Made a video on him back in April 2018, young enough to not stand out at a NF concert they filmed on their phone. My guess, user here and decided to troll Wern.

There's video of Lucas at a concert?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There's video of Lucas at a concert?

No, the person that's been arguing with Lucas on his channel has two videos on their own channel. One of Lucas and one of them at a concert.

 

[ManbearPig]

Interesting Lucas conversation

Here’s an older post from the Wern

 

[Viridian]

Interesting Lucas conversation

10th graders in the US are 15-16 (assuming no skipped or held back grades). It's so fucking creepy to see him casually admit to lusting after those poor kids.

 

[mothman96]

10th graders in the US are 15-16 (assuming no skipped or held back grades). It's so fucking creepy to see him casually admit to lusting after those poor kids.

This proves how much of liar Lucas is. He says he's only interested in 18-24, yet there he is salivating over the 15-16 year old girls. I hope Lucas didn't get the phone no. and/or email from that one girl that talked to him.

 

[ManbearPig]

10th graders in the US are 15-16 (assuming no skipped or held back grades). It's so fucking creepy to see him casually admit to lusting after those poor kids.

He also said “she could easily be my daughter if I had a daughter” . This further shows that he is a pedophile who is also into incest. He has said before he wants a daughter so he can fuck her.

 

[Da Dude123]

The college counselor who placed Werner in with High School students completely dropped the ball. No way should he have ever been in that program. If he couldn't provide documentation that he had graduated high school, then he should have been put in an adult GED class. The college was warned about him before he registered. Seriously, that was truly incompetent on their part.

 

[Garfieldchu]

"56 miles away"...how specific. It's as if he has already looked up how to get there.

 

[Trainwreck]

He is lying about her being in 10th grade. Running Start only accepts 11th and 12th graders and they have to maintain a 2.0 GPA or they are not allowed to attend.

Nevertheless, he has a crush on a fucking child. (with whom I don't think he has ever actually spoken to)

 

[ManbearPig]

He is lying about her being in 10th grade. Running Start only accepts 11th and 12th graders and they have to maintain a 2.0 GPA or they are not allowed to attend.

Nevertheless, he has a crush on a fucking child. (with whom I don't think he has ever actually spoken to)

Or if he did talk to her, it was probably similar to the Starbucks incident when the girl smiled at him and was friendly. He took it to mean that he has a shot at teenage girl pussy

I don’t think he is lying thinking she is in tenth grade. Tenth graders may not be allowed in the program, but Lucas may not know that. Plus we know he has no problem fucking 15-16 year olds or younger.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's been radio silence from Lucas on Twitter for about two days. Is he back out of Facebook jail? Can someone with access to his Facebook check that out?

 

[Trainwreck]

Two one hour conversations with Lucas. *edit* There has been no activity on his FB since 1/3/19.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Two one hour conversations with Lucas. edit There has been no activity on his FB since 1/3/19.

Jesus this guy is boring. His pussy footing around and shitlord-tier questions are making Lucas seem rational.

Edit: 44 minutes into the first stream: "Lucas, have you ever... watched anime?"

Between these idiots and the tool who keeps trying to anime-flirt with Sriracha on the Greer streams, I'm checking out.

I'm revising my opinion. Yes, the guys are boring, but Lucas really seems to have, dare I say it, improved. He seems much less quick to anger, and most of his opinions are suprisingly rational. Whatever mixture of drugs he's on seems to be working. Thank God.