Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is still mad obsessed with making people who are in a relationship hook him up with a 16 year old. It's the only thing he can talk or think about apparently.

Screenshot_20190213-154726_Twitter.jpg Screenshot_20190213-154755_Twitter.jpg
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Army Burger, mothman96 and 5 others
Lucas opens up with bigotry as normal and hates couples and demands they help him.

A spoon full of honey Luke.

I've been single and had friends hook me up. If no one hooks you up you may be the problem. also Lucas has no friends who would hook him up?

People hook friends up to share the joy of relationships. Lucas has done nothing or put no effort in his life for anyone to risk a friend to date.

When your biggest life achievement was throw things at your ex girl friend and go to jail you're kinda a loser who people dont want to see with anyone.

I look forward to seeing his v day cry fest, esp as I'm gonna be getting a high quality slow blow and gifts.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Free the Pedos, Aristophanes and 5 others
Lucas has stated before that he has few real life friends, although, he occasionally mentions someone he plays a game with or something. He doesn't realize people follow him online because he is a spectacle, not because they like him .

Even the people who occasionally try to white knight and help Lucas will only do just that online. They would never help Lucas in person, introduce a single female to him, nor would they offer any financial assistance to him if he became a street hobo again. The only help they would be interested in giving is advice online, which Lucas by and large rejects due to being an Lolcow.

Bassomatic said:
Lucas opens up with bigotry as normal and hates couples and demands they help him.

A spoon full of honey Luke.

I've been single and had friends hook me up. If no one hooks you up you may be the problem. also Lucas has no friends who would hook him up?

People hook friends up to share the joy of relationships. Lucas has done nothing or put no effort in his life for anyone to risk a friend to date.

When your biggest life achievement was throw things at your ex girl friend and go to jail you're kinda a loser who people dont want to see with anyone.

I look forward to seeing his v day cry fest, esp as I'm gonna be getting a high quality slow blow and gifts.
Click to expand...
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Army Burger, mothman96 and 1 other person
Dia de Muertos said:
Lucas is still mad obsessed with making people who are in a relationship hook him up with a 16 year old. It's the only thing he can talk or think about apparently.

View attachment 665085 View attachment 665086
Click to expand...
It's amazing to me how he thinks the problem is definitely not him, nope, no way. It's not that no person in their right mind would want to date a fat, crazy pedophile who does nothing but bitch about millennials and people in relationships all day. Nope, the problem isn't Lucas, it's the selfish people in relationships who won't hook him up and it's the fault of the greybeards, flat-billed hat wearers and ageism. That's it.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Free the Pedos, Puta Bruja and 3 others
As expected, Lucas frothing at the mouth over Valentines day.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern


Valentine's Day. A day where a select group get laid and others don't, so fuck you and fuck this stupid holiday of shit.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Edit to add:
Should be 16-24, preferably for his "taste" 16.
  1. Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

    How does 7000 rude women who have attacked me over dating sites make it my problem? How hard is it to be nice to me even if you're not interested?

    5:17 AM - 14 Feb 2019
    3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes

  2. Sarah Boyles‏ @SarahBoyles7 12h12 hours ago



    What type of woman are you looking for?

    1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes

  3. Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 3h3 hours ago



    Young, beautiful, intelligent, nice to me.


  4. Sarah Boyles‏ @SarahBoyles7 3h3 hours ago



    Where is the age cut off? I'm 38... is that old?

    1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes

    New conversation

  5. Sasha LeValle‏ @LevalleSasha 18m18 minutes ago



    Lol yeah he wants someone between 18-24. He’s extremely delusional and has convinced himself that that age range has to be with men 38-55 or some shit for the “healthiest kids”. He’s a creepy, mentally ill man who lives on govt assistance and made the news for hitting on a 16 yo

    0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes




 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, XxxwernxxX, Buer and 2 others
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Free the Pedos, Say no 2 hugs and 2 others
Looks like he's aiming for the twitter version of " I need a girl on my 39 yr old dick, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now"

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern
Am I worthy of love? Then why not bring me a woman?

9:25 PM - 15 Feb 2019
Lily Pendleton‏ @LilyPendleton3 6h6 hours ago
  1. Replying to @TheOnlyWern
No, you’re not. Stop the predatory, entitled, stuck up bullshit. Humble yourself a little and stop reaching SO far out of your league, and also become someone women might actually want. No one who thinks women should be handed to him on a silver platter is worthy of love.

0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes

Replying to @TheOnlyWern
Bring you a woman? Is that possible? Are we sacrificing her? Or wait. Does "woman" mean like a cold drink or maybe like your loafers?

0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be complaining, but do you introduce women to me? You'd rather hear me complain, I guess.

9:41 PM - 15 Feb 2019

Lily Pendleton‏ @LilyPendleton3 6h6 hours ago

Replying to @TheOnlyWern
Well your complaints are funny bc they’re so delusional, you seem like you’re just trolling. So yes we’d rather see that than subject a woman to someone as predatory and frightening as you.

0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Viridian, simulated goat and 4 others
Someone suggested Lucas try speed dating! Can you imagine? I doubt this would ever actually happen. Most Speed dating is in age groups and I rather doubt they would let Lucas be in a group so far out of his age range. Can you imagine the poor girls who would have to talk to Lucas? The questions he would ask: Are you between the ages of 18-24? Have you heard of the game Meeple Toss? Did you know that guys like me produce super sperm?

And then the chimpout once he finds out that not one girl in the group is interested in meeting him. It would be a site to see.
 

Attachments

  • Screenshot_20190216-182735.png
    Screenshot_20190216-182735.png
    282.7 KB · Views: 470
  • Screenshot_20190216-182727.png
    Screenshot_20190216-182727.png
    231.3 KB · Views: 465
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Viridian, Man vs persistent rat and 2 others
No speed dating with 18 yr olds for the insane pedo, next up "meet up".

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern

I've fallen in love with a burrito called Mar y Tierra.

4:45 PM - 17 Feb 2019

1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes

Martin‏ @Zombiecow123 1h1 hour ago

Replying to @TheOnlyWern

Hey man. Just wanted to follow up on the speed dating thing. I, sadly, only found one for people 35-50. I did, however find a thing called "meet up". It is an app to meet up with locals. I hope that helps.

0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
"Hoodrats with the thick thighs" - He says this as a whole phrase, as if it's a common phrase . Weird.
Click to expand...

Yeah, it's a pretty much a dog whistle slur that he uses instead of "black woman".

Bassomatic said:
Lucas opens up with bigotry as normal and hates couples and demands they help him.

A spoon full of honey Luke.

I've been single and had friends hook me up. If no one hooks you up you may be the problem. also Lucas has no friends who would hook him up?

People hook friends up to share the joy of relationships. Lucas has done nothing or put no effort in his life for anyone to risk a friend to date.

When your biggest life achievement was throw things at your ex girl friend and go to jail you're kinda a loser who people dont want to see with anyone.

I look forward to seeing his v day cry fest, esp as I'm gonna be getting a high quality slow blow and gifts.
Click to expand...

I would say that Lucas' biggest problem is his self-centered view of interpersonal relationships (including friendship). Lucas doesn't see people in relationships as friends but instead as walking dating agencies; they exist only to get him a date, and nothing more.

I've never asked a friend to hook me up with a date. If they want to hook you up, they will. If they don't, they won't.

AbraCadaver said:
The only suitable punishment for this man’s constant predatory behaviour is already being meted out to him in the form of his own constant frustration and rage.

And it’s pretty ace, tbh.
Click to expand...


Exactly. We don't need to wish for Lucas to have his own personal circle of Hell, as he's already living in it - all inside his gourd shaped head. A ninth circle of Hell of his own making, where he is the tortured soul, yet also the torturer.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Army Burger, Buer and 2 others
Man vs persistent rat said:
It's amazing that Lucas thought his autistic board game phase would be a chick magnet. I'm kind of glad he's wasted so much money on them, as it buys more time from him potentially finding more successful ways to bother children.
Click to expand...
Hi Lucas! I see you're a fan of board games. I am too. Here's some
Pro Tips from a fellow board gamer:

1) using board games as an attempt to meet people only works if you're charismatic enough to entice people to play them with you. Trying to attract
Only milennial girls with your games and immediately saying yore just doing this to have sex is not a good way to attract potential players.

2) you can't just rearrange the pieces from one game and call it a new one. That's what five year olds do when they take the spinner from Life and pieces from Monopoly and put them on the Candy Land board. If I wanted to play with those pieces, I would just play those games.

3) Get some better games. I recommend Red Dragon Inn- play it with real shots, and maybe (big maybe) someone will get drunk enough to find you slightly less disgusting than normal.

See you at Gencon!
 
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid and tonguesharingMOMENT
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back