Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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More manic memes.
Lucas with his meme on getting 90% on his "pedomere" research paper outed that it was his teachers who put him on the honor roll. No way would his insane pedomere ramblings earned him a 90%. Because of his "special" status, the teachers upped his grades so he wouldn't end up suspended.
 
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Lucas who just claimed, gay couples fist each other anally commonplace (sounding like a 3rd world anti gay warlord or West boro Baptist preacher) is now saying, slippery slope is real, we have gay rights, so let him fuck kids or you are a bigot.

Many people were fearful of a slippery slope with homosexual marriage, people not against consenting gay adults to wed, date adopt each. Now Lucas has become a human embodiment (very big embody if you get my pun) of these fears.

You know how in the rat king there are those pervs who say anyone who doesn't let someone looking like Randy Macho Man Savage stand to pee in front of a 7 year old girl is a bigot? And how it's back firing on them because that's fucking insane and those people are costing Trans rights? Yeah Lucas is doing that to well anything he touches. He always has and always will, he's a toxin of a person.

Have an idea that maybe only gov should manage healthcare? Ok, you are allowed a point of view I may disagree but I respect it, Lucas shows up to your camp OH AND ASIDE MUH FREE BEETUS MEDS I NEED TO CUM IN A 4 YEAR OLD. Yeah doesn't look good for the Bernie bros did it? I just don't know if there's a higher power? I PRANK THE VATICAN BY EATING AT A FREE MEAL FOR THE POOR EVEN THOUGH I'M ON WELFARE AND FOOD STAMPS TAKE THAT POPE... Maybe I should donate to the local clergy...

I've expanded before on another far too much coffee fueled rant, bigotry is a mis understand and abused term, it's quite scary we see English slip away from us. I always will be an open bigot, and I hope you will do. Because bigotry just means you don't tolerate something, it doesn't mean you hate socially accepted norms etc, I joke here but I don't kid around I think pedos are fucking sick puppies who should all be put down. I hate pedophiles, that's a bigoty I refuse to stop. Lucas uses that word to bully people out of fear of being labeled one, when you cry wolf enough it should start to lose it's charm. When bigotry suffers this fate, someone can straight up lynch a few black people and calling him a bigot would get at most a shoulder shrug.

Many stably mentally ill people are legit victims of bigotry. If someone was to just beat lucas up for being a werido due to his mental problems, that's bigtory and not cool. But if we got Lucas wish of ending bigotry, well he'd just have got his ass kicked because, he deserves it. But again Critical thought isn't his strong point.

Nor is it mine, I think 4 espressos on an empty stomach wasn't my best idea.
 
I actually kind of like that raccoon needlepoint (at least, as much as I can like any needlepoint). Given what I've seen of the raccoons who lived in my neighborhoods, if one says "To me, you are trash" in raccoon terms that pretty obviously translates to "I find you fascinating and absolutely wonderful." (Seriously, people: cover your garbage cans if raccoons are in your area.)
 
Checking in for the first time in a while to report 2 wild werner sightings this afternoon.

Unfortunately no cell phone on me at the time, as I'm not the kind of person to be GPS tracked, but it was most definitely our ret.ard. Camo pajama pants and poor fitting dress shirt (dressed to the 9s as usual!), over-greased hair you can see thinning half a block away, a horrific odor you cant escape for at LEAST 2 blocks, and as some other unfortunate kiwis here have noted, he is in fact a lot bigger than he looks on camera and it's really fuckin hard to not just bust out laughing at this weirdo when you see him, because there's nobody else it could be.
First sighted on the corner of 1st & Howard, 10:33 AM. Lucas walking south, towards plaza. I assumed he was walking to the plaza but this was not the case.
Second sighting was at the corner of Riverside & Madison, crossing street to the west, 10:45AM. Very funny to see him juxtaposed as he is against a backdrop like the local Masonic temple.
I have only one comment on the matter.
Please Lucas, spend some of your god damn tardbux on deodorant, holy fuck nigger you smell worse than most of the actual homeless people and that's hard to achieve in this city.
 
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