Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
Pay $500? Yeah, people who have to have their crazy check garnished to make sure they pay their rent for a single room in a flophouse usually aren't too reliable at paying any debts. Of course, this is purely hypothetical, if someone actually did take down this site, Lucas would not pay them. He would gorge himself on Sushi and buy a board game no one will ever play with him.
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He’s gonna pay them in 500$ worth of valuable merchandise, of course. All the Cafeteria Uprising boxed sets you want!
 
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moiras_here said:
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You don't actually care about others being bullied, and nobody cares about you. You're far worse than weird, you're a subhuman pedophile and everyone knows it. You will never get what you want but you're too stupid to realize that.
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Exactly right. He doesn't care about others, just himself.

Lucas, you're a manipulative narcissist. You pull every trick in the book for your own benefit. Of course you are not going to off yourself. That's never been your intent. Suicide along with all your other ploys, is to manipulate a girl to fuck you.
You want to bring down this site, because you want to hide the truth of what you really are.

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Your mom and dad, Lucas. Oh yea, you see $ signs thinking of their future deaths. You've dangled the "I'm going to be a millionaire " when they die. You then try to cover up with something along the lines -- "not that it soon happens". You can't hide the truth, that it puts a gleam in your eye thinking of them passing on, and your "inheritance".
 
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God damn, I didn't log on for a few days and I've came back to a god damn shitshow. I guess Lucas being out of school for the time being gives him ample time to be a creepy douchebag.

Also, I'm wondering why he gave a 10/1 deadline for the $500 when fall quarter starts 9/18 and you have to have your tuition paid by 9/5.
 
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Trainwreck said:
God damn, I didn't log on for a few days and I've came back to a god damn shitshow. I guess Lucas being out of school for the time being gives him ample time to be a creepy douchebag.

Also, I'm wondering why he gave a 10/1 deadline for the $500 when fall quarter starts 9/18 and you have to have your tuition paid by 9/5.
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Tuition is due on the 5th, the college does not issue the disbursements of the left over financial aid until after the 5th. He figures he'll have his disbursement in his pocket by the 1st.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
That is rich! The portly Lucas Werner has to wait till October to get $200 because he doesn't get enough tardbucks. Gotta use the student loan money he will never ever pay a penny back towards! He will be completely swindled out of that money. Bounty Hunters? Also, who is his "friend" this site hurt? I am thinking this is just something he made up to try to legitimize his cause. He will be swindled out of that money just like his "advisors" got paid to promote his stupid games.
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I think he's talking about a "friend" because he's under the impression we don't know that accounts his sock? I'm not sure
 
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depressedfurry said:
I think he's talking about a "friend" because he's under the impression we don't know that accounts his sock? I'm not sure
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It’s been discussed in this thread, so you’d think he’d be aware of it, but he’s pretty stupid.

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mothman96 said:
He would be up the creek without a paddle for the hacking and for the misuse of his welfare/ financial aid. The U.S. Dept of Education does have a hotline to report fraud/misuse of financial aid money. Don't think the DOE will take kindly to financial aid as payoff for a hit on a website.
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I really hope someone does this.

I mean while Lucas is a wasted case all around legally he could get those loans, and many people use student loan money for cost of living like food.

Using federal funds for criminal uses is well a HUGE no no.

Lucas is trying to commit a crime using tax payer money, all because he doesn't like being called a pedo when he openly babbles about his desire to fuck kids.

Also his chimp out was adorable, shame I missed it :(.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Also his chimp out was adorable, shame I missed it :(.
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If you want to re-create the experience, just look at a bunch of gross porn images while someone who hasn't bathed all week yells "Kill yourself!" and "Stop gaslighting me!" with occasional forays into "I totally respect women and if a 16-year-old doesn't wanna fuck me that proves she's a BIGOT!!!"

Hell, I'll do this myself, if you promise to pay me $500 by October 1. (The shouted abuse would be free; you'd only have to pay for me to go a week without bathing.)
 
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Alright buddy
 
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