Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

Exactly! The government will give Lucas more money and he will be a stay at home dad while his wife works, because feminism! Lucas will be a house husband on tardbux while his 18 year old ovulator works and bears his telomerse babies! In Lucas's mind this will work fine.

From what he has said before, he's "banking" on welfare giving him more money and a house if he gets married and has children.

 

[mothman96]

Exactly! The government will give Lucas more money and he will be a stay at home dad while his wife works, because feminism! Lucas will be a house husband on tardbux while his 18 year old ovulator works and bears his telomerse babies! In Lucas's mind this will work fine.

Yup, the stay at home dad whose children will wallow in filth and stench for we know about his lack of hygiene and house keeping. If the young ovulator gives him a baby girl to groom, Lucas will be in heaven.

 

[moiras_here]

The stakes have been upped! Maybe the site will even be worth a whole $800 in a day or two.

 

[Chihiro]

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The stakes have been upped! Maybe the site will even be worth a whole $800 in a day or two.

"to give reasonable time to show this has been accomplished"

Let's translate that in to Lucas speak

"durrr, the gubment dun give me my skool money til den"

 

[mothman96]

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The stakes have been upped! Maybe the site will even be worth a whole $800 in a day or two.

He's foaming at the mouth that he can't hide his dirty laundry for it's in screen shots through out this thread, including the porn he recently posted.

 

[Picklechu]

You dumb fatass schizo. All bounty hunters do these days is hunt bail jumpers.

There are also no requirements to be a bounty hunter in most states. Almost anyone reading this could start working as one tomorrow.

 

[Army Burger]

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The stakes have been upped! Maybe the site will even be worth a whole $800 in a day or two.

He should team up with Alex Leal. I hear he has several ideas on how to take down Kiwi Farms once he's done with finals. You should stay tuned on that front, Lucas.

 

[Da Dude123]

Pay $500? Yeah, people who have to have their crazy check garnished to make sure they pay their rent for a single room in a flophouse usually aren't too reliable at paying any debts. Of course, this is purely hypothetical, if someone actually did take down this site, Lucas would not pay them. He would gorge himself on Sushi and buy a board game no one will ever play with him.

 

[Rogowski]

Let’s say hypothetically for some reason someone decided to take down the website for Lucas through hacking and they were caught. How quickly would Lucas shit his pants when the FBI showed up at his door and how would he try to shift the blame?

 

[mothman96]

He would be up the creek without a paddle for the hacking and for the misuse of his welfare/ financial aid. The U.S. Dept of Education does have a hotline to report fraud/misuse of financial aid money. Don't think the DOE will take kindly to financial aid as payoff for a hit on a website.

 

[Da Dude123]

Found this picture. If you're looking for good Werner material online check out a page called "It's Wednesday my dudes" on Facebook.

 

[Particle Bored]

Found this picture. If you're looking for good Werner material online check out a page called "It's Wednesday my dudes" on Facebook.

1. Yes, that picture is stupid-looking.
2. You ripped off "COEXIST." That's not "talent."
3. You don't know what a meme is, but this image-and-word thing is boring.

 

[moiras_here]

You don't actually care about others being bullied, and nobody cares about you. You're far worse than weird, you're a subhuman pedophile and everyone knows it. You will never get what you want but you're too stupid to realize that.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This is the first time Lucas has put any effort in his crusade against the forum. I wonder what has him so salty as of lately. It's not like we did anything different in terms of documenting his shenanigans.

 

[Autisimodo]

I wonder what has him so salty as of lately.

He was temp-banned from his own thread for posting porn pics a couple days ago.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He was temp-banned from his own thread for posting porn pics a couple days ago.

Seems like the case, I'm just surprised he doesn't have his tard brigade coming after us.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Null needs the money, right? Have him shut down the site for 24 hours before the deadline, take Wern's tardbux*, then put the site back up.

*implying Wern would ever actually pay up when he could spend that money on gay porn, fast food and telomere tabletop games

 

[Onomatopoeicpun]

I'm sure we're all terrified.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I like how he's mentioning his family connections, as if we all don't know that they have practically disowned him at this point. What a fat fucking loser lmao.

 

[Army Burger]

I like how he's mentioning his family connections, as if we all don't know that they have practically disowned him at this point. What a fat fucking loser lmao.

He is fat and I would not have sex with him.