Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

An interesting exchange in which someone tries to actually show him empathy and he reacts by claiming they’re from here or SOFALAW. We’re living rent free.
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Lucas talking about hanging out a local park where he ogles women and admitting that he has public rage fits at the sight of younger couples.
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An interesting exchange in which someone tries to actually show him empathy and he reacts by claiming they’re from here or SOFALAW. We’re living rent free.
Lucas talking about hanging out a local park where he ogles women and admitting that he has public rage fits at the sight of younger couples.
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Some people really need to wake up to the fact, the insane pedo Lucas does not have a redeeming bone in his body
 
The Lucas of three weeks ago would hate the Lucas of today. Maybe he’s finally realizing that everyone on the internet is only pretending to like him.
Turns out screaming into the online void that no girl will fuck you is not a great way to meet women, who knew

Can’t wait til he waddles into the pub and perches up at the bar corner, instructing the bartender to bring him some suitable young women. You’d do it if you actually CARED about your customers!! Otherwise I’m never ordering a free water here again!

Won’t the pub scene just trigger his “rage” aka seething jealousy and deep-seated inadequacies? He can’t even go to a public park without throwing an insane fit at couples who aren’t him and a nubile 15 yr old.
 
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The girls really go for that “bloated corpse fished out of a river” look.

Seriously, he straight up looks like a newly-minted dead person. I feel like I’m viewing this on Faces of Death.
 
I’m excited about the reboot. Did he stop demanding under-25 women only?

Nah if anyone replies he’ll throw out all of his usual stipulations
Even though his primary "appetite" is for the young, he's sex starved. He told the 30 yr old woman "platonic" friend he had dinner with, he was willing to fuck her. She ran for the hills when he made his intentions known.
 
So he's looking for that special 21 yr old he can ply with booze till she's shit faced and can't fend off his sexual advances.

It's a shame he can't get it up once he has her where he wants her. It'll most likely result in him crying in the corner as a shitfaced girl pokes fun at his short telomere depository.
 
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