💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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They all look like they were taken from security camera footage. Pic #4 looks like some creepypasta bullshit. #5 looks like a text book example of "tard shitting itself".
 
Negro you almost 40. Don't wear ninja turtles shit in public if you want to get pussy.

It won't help luke tbh but it's good life advice either way.
 
He’s waiting for the drunk university girls to stagger out so he can helpfully steer them into a cab headed to his Fart Flat.
 
If that came leering up to me as I stumbled shit-faced out of a bar, I would sober up so damn fast I'd be knurd.
 
Another Lucas post I found thanks to "It's Wednesday My Dudes".
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Da Dude123 said:
Another Lucas post I found thanks to "It's Wednesday My Dudes".
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What, a guy not looking like him, is vanity? All the "doctoring up" he does on his selfies isn't? He doesn't want to take into account that guys with money work to earn it. The useless POS wants a boat load of cash, a nice house, etc, and of course a teenager for his mangy dick, all dropped onto his fat lap.

Glad he can't afford a house. He'd have a sound proof room down in the basement.
 
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Twrx said:
Is Lucas a commie now or something?
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All incels are inexplicably irate over the darn lazy poor people getting food stamps, while simultaneously believing it’s the government’s job to set up mandatory dating services and force women to submit sexually to smelly shut-ins.

So socialism for them, capitalism for everyone else.
 
Most incels are. Lucas, however, is an incel who gets food stamps and welfare and is proud that the government handles his life. He also wants the government to give him a woman. Lucas wants everything given to him because he is fat, lazy, entitled, and autistic.


AbraCadaver said:
All incels are inexplicably irate over the darn lazy poor people getting food stamps, while simultaneously believing it’s the government’s job to set up mandatory dating services and force women to submit sexually to smelly shut-ins.

So socialism for them, capitalism for everyone else.
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Twrx said:
Is Lucas a commie now or something?
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He'll adopt any and all ideologies to whatever suits him or allows him to blame something else for his own faults. Turned Bernie fan when he thought it'll get him to bang millenials. Turned to a Fibonacci fan to wildly explain how young women should date much older guys because number sequence. Turned into pseudo-science nut for the same reason. Angry at capitalism because he's poor and too lazy/a lot of fries short of a Happy Meal to get a job.

The part about him discounting toned men with hair is quite hilarious. He's aware that he's physically undesirable, but instead of doing stuff to improve himself, he just goes back to the capitalism well but now laced with vanity accusations. This from a guy who as mentioned earlier uses a shit ton of photo filters, slicks his hair back with his natural grease, and claims to dress to the nines, something someone who doesn't care about looks wouldn't even bother to say about himself. Total hypocrite through and through.
 
We know Lucas is quite often really, really pissed, but the latter definitely applies to him too. Really, really pissed and really, really deranged. He looks at a girl that way, she should get away really, really fast. We also know where he stands at being "clever".

The Kubrick Stare is really quite simple to pull off. You simply do the following:
  1. Tilt head down
  2. Look up beneath eyebrows
...and voila! Instant super-creepy look!
It generally signifies that the character in question is either really, really pissed or really, really deranged, and the person they're looking at is really, really screwed. Other times — usually when combined with a smile — it means they're feeling really, really clever (regardless of whether or not they actually are).
 
Da Dude123 said:
Lucas, the fat socialist has been going on about guillotines for some reason. Not sure what that is all about.
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Maybe “The Lottery?” He seems to be advocating that we bring back the ancient practice of sin-eaters or human scapegoating...lay our sins upon the back of the unfortunate “special someone” and then drive them into the forest to be eaten by wild animals. In this way, the people of the city will be cleansed of sin and guilt for another year.

I know who I’d want to choose! But I don’t know if wild animals enjoy the taste of Batman flannel.
 
Been thinking it's about schizo Lucas (the guillotiner) creating a delusional fantasy where he has the power to be judge and jury to off people via guillotine for whatever reason he wants. He further goes into wanting the citizens of his psycho fantasy to vote on girls to find that special someone that gets to meet the guillotiner (Lucas)

I'm surprised he didn't outright post males under 35 would get offed if they get married and/or have sex. Especially the teenage boys that date Lucas's "prime" age he salivates over, the teen girls.
 
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