Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Lucas is getting trolt by another IRL tryhard crop of faggots.

Lacie Citrine

basically today was lit

facebook.com

http://archive.li/Qx4Sb

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Lacie Malum (last name might not be a real name, yielded no google results outside of Facebook): https://facebook.com/plugsandhugs

https://twitter.com/achtopus

IG: achtopus

Lucas is lapping it all up-- "The world vs. us". Now she's getting attention for meeting the most infamous psycho "carnival attraction" in Spokane. Pedo "Daddy Wern".

Maybe she'll be the one to get shit faced with the Wern and he'll get an ovulator for his super "magic" sperm. It's a given the pedo is eyeballing her as a candidate for Mrs. Wern.

ETA:
I'd missed the candidate Mrs. Pedo Wern saying she is set to fight anyone that crosses the insane pedo.

 

[Telomerase Disgrace]

This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39

 

[mothman96]

This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39

Yes, absolutely Lucas is a total POS. He's talked about his sex life with the only girlfriend he's ever had. Here is the thing, Lucas was approx 31-32 when Suzanne kicked him out and the police had to get him out of her house. He's been without sex since that time. Lucas is a pathological liar, there is no 18 yr old when he was 34 etc. He even made up a lie about banging a black chick , who told him his dick was so "big and so good". The "big and so good" part makes me laugh. He's just coming up with lies to make it look like he's gotten it on with 18 yr olds before.

 

[Rogowski]

Turns out that Lucas’ new friends are friends with the guy who trolled the shit out of him a few years ago. Expect nothing good to come of any of it.

 

[Da Dude123]

I had a feeling something like that was happening when I saw the above post. We will have to wait and see if this is a one time thing or if Lucas starts regularly seeing these people. That Shao Mane and Corina thing caused Lucas to lock down his Facebook. I remember he really believed that Corina chick was his girlfriend. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Also, does Lucas think he is impressing people by sharing that stuff? He is showing what a true lolcow he is.

Turns out that Lucas’ new friends are friends with the guy who trolled the shit out of him a few years ago. Expect nothing good to come of any of it.

 

[Telomerase Disgrace]

Are his wranglers making sure he’s on his meds?

 

[Cato]

This certainly validates the "pseudo intellectual" tag.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39

Makes less than no sense. Lucas said many times he'd never been with anyone younger than him. Like, a million times. Even if it wasn't obvious BS, his own vids disprove it. Is this how he impresses his new "friends"?

Dunno who's worse, Lucas or his stupid we.ens.

 

[mothman96]

Took another look at that group picture. Lucas has his arms crossed across his chest, hiding that his moobs are bigger than the girl's boobs.

 

[Rogowski]

I had a feeling something like that was happening when I saw the above post. We will have to wait and see if this is a one time thing or if Lucas starts regularly seeing these people. That Shao Mane and Corina thing caused Lucas to lock down his Facebook. I remember he really believed that Corina chick was his girlfriend. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Also, does Lucas think he is impressing people by sharing that stuff? He is showing what a true lolcow he is.

I’m usually all for trolling cows when they are begging for it but Lucas is a different story. The mental instability puts anyone weaker than him at great risk for IRL trolling.

He’s shown in the past that he has anger problems and does anyone really trust him not to snap on that petite girl if he were to figure out he was being fucked with when they were together IRL? And look at those other 3 faggots with them, two of them look like twiggy alien children who’ve never thrown a punch in their lives and the bigger one looks like such a sperg that he wouldn’t be able to handle Lucas’ retard strength on his own.

It probably won’t happen but fuck me if it did those hipster retards wouldn’t see it coming.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I’m usually all for trolling cows when they are begging for it but Lucas is a different story. The mental instability puts anyone weaker than him at great risk for IRL trolling.

He’s shown in the past that he has anger problems and does anyone really trust him not to snap on that petite girl if he were to figure out he was being fucked with when they were together IRL? And look at those other 3 faggots with them, two of them look like twiggy alien children who’ve never thrown a punch in their lives and the bigger one looks like such a sperg that he wouldn’t be able to handle Lucas’ exceptional individual strength on his own.

It probably won’t happen but fuck me if it did those hipster exceptional individuals wouldn’t see it coming.

The only thing they really have going for them is that Lucas is a shrinking violet. Lucas does have his history of violence, but it seems that he can't man up once he's confronted. It's especially true once someone gets a solid hit on him. Which, chances are, probably won't happen with these twig kids.

 

[Telomerase Disgrace]

If you date this balding psychotic fatass, you, too, can have a bag of m&ms.

 

[AbraCadaver]

This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39

I’ve had what you might call the relations, fellas. I’ve done the deed, as the kids say. Let’s just say I’ve been around the block. I’ve touched many a vagina in my time, boys. With both hands. Very special connection, very emotional bond, not just anyone gets to use both hands. That’s what we in the sex-havers club call The Double Handing.

 

[mothman96]

I’m usually all for trolling cows when they are begging for it but Lucas is a different story. The mental instability puts anyone weaker than him at great risk for IRL trolling.

He’s shown in the past that he has anger problems and does anyone really trust him not to snap on that petite girl if he were to figure out he was being fucked with when they were together IRL? And look at those other 3 faggots with them, two of them look like twiggy alien children who’ve never thrown a punch in their lives and the bigger one looks like such a sperg that he wouldn’t be able to handle Lucas’ exceptional individual strength on his own.

It probably won’t happen but fuck me if it did those hipster exceptional individuals wouldn’t see it coming.

The only thing they really have going for them is that Lucas is a shrinking violet. Lucas does have his history of violence, but it seems that he can't man up once he's confronted. It's especially true once someone gets a solid hit on him. Which, chances are, probably won't happen with these twig kids.

Lucas talks big in his social media, where he has the "block" button. IRL face to face, yea he's a coward. He's more the type that would go full on schizo when the other's back is turned.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Communism means you don't have to work... right? /sneed Him beginning to drop these buzzwords is just the worst.

 

[JuniperFalls]

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Ah, that explains those weird noises I heard -- not a problem with the bathroom pipes, but the heartbroken wails of snotnosed brats disinterested in the proletarian revolution.

 

[Fiveseven15]

Lucas is getting trolt by another IRL tryhard crop of faggots.

Lacie Citrine

basically today was lit

facebook.com

http://archive.li/Qx4Sb

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Lacie Malum (last name might not be a real name, yielded no google results outside of Facebook): https://facebook.com/plugsandhugs

https://twitter.com/achtopus

IG: https://instagram.com/achtopus

lacie & friends are also friends with shao mane. hes been notified but is making excuses as to why hes gonna go with it. but really its because hes retarded

edit: didnt see rogowski posted it already, and did a better job of it lol

 

[mothman96]

lacie & friends are also friends with shao mane. hes been notified but is making excuses as to why hes gonna go with it. but really its because hes exceptional

edit: didnt see rogowski posted it already, and did a better job of it lol

I'm thinking he's already imagining Lacie in the delivery room having his baby, squeezing his hand as hard as she can. He won't care if she breaks it.

 

[AbraCadaver]

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This certainly validates the "pseudo intellectual" tag.

She: Ok but like I already turned you down. Also why did you ask in the first place, if you didn’t want to date me?

Per Lucas’ post about being wrist deep in an 18 yr old, I’m inclined to believe he’s telling the truth, because he neglects to mention what species.

 

[Da Dude123]

Please, if you can, show us screen shots of Lucas making excuses for these folks being friends with his arch nemesis, Shao Mane. I would be pleased to see that!

lacie & friends are also friends with shao mane. hes been notified but is making excuses as to why hes gonna go with it. but really its because hes exceptional

edit: didnt see rogowski posted it already, and did a better job of it lol

Courtesy of "It's Wednesday My Dudes". What a cow Lucas is!