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Someone needs to convince him to get the cheesiest eagle/wolf/whatever animal he thinks is alpha as fuck tattoo possible so we can laugh at him when he's stuck with it forever.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Can you imagine the chimpout that will take place if he spends his tardbucks on a tattoo and then he does not get that adult hottie in his lap right now, right now?
It came out during the Corina affair that he's ok with his love interest having male friends, if the guys are gay. Unless the guys are gay (straight guys are his competition) , yea he fumes seeing their comments. Don't think he'll say anything because the guys are in his "us vs. the world".
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Lucas made the comment "The world vs. us" in a conversation between Lacie and him, where she said she'd fight anyone who crosses him. The guys were not part of it. So it looks like Lucas was just thinking of himself and Lacie as the "us".
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JuniperFalls
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He's about 75 years too late -- the last group of men who could realistically think "This bag of M&Ms is all I need to entice a local woman to have sex with me" were American soldiers doing occupation duty in postwar Europe circa 1945 or so.
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This is advanced trolling. You must fuck the tard to own the tard.
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What the fuck is up with tards and buying huge amounts of shitty cheese?
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Did lacie tell Lucas she’s in a relationship or something? Because he’s extra whiny it seems
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Who knows, but in any case the point @aerostar88 made is still relevant. When we're at a point in time where the crazy can be observed safely and freely because of the internet, but you still willingly put yourself in danger by getting into contact with the crazy IRL, you're fucking exceptional. If anything hits the fan, it's on these kids.
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God, what a pussy. He met this girl once and he is madly in love with her? Dude is like a 15 year old. Incels don't get how foolish they look saying that kind of stuff on Facebook. But this is of course, Lucas. The guy who posts about taking dumps and masturbating 5 times a day. "I can love you more than you have ever been loved.". What a dumbass.
Maybe he can whip out the M&Ms and offer to take her out to Red Robin once his payee gives him the remainder of his tardbux check. She won't be able to resist!
And Lucas won't be working any day at all. But why wouldn't she want to date him? Bigotry? It's bigotry, isn't it?
Maybe he can whip out the M&Ms and offer to take her out to Red Robin once his payee gives him the remainder of his tardbux check. She won't be able to resist!
And Lucas won't be working any day at all. But why wouldn't she want to date him? Bigotry? It's bigotry, isn't it?
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Garfieldchu
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Bridge piercing? Nah. A taint piercing would give those telomeres more space for elongation.
Waiting to see if that Fran MonTy is exceptional enough to show up. He's thinks out of state girls find him so "hot", here is one from Colorado wanting to date him. Will she become his new "crush". Maybe he'll impress her with his fat fist and arm.
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What a cuck.
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I have a feeling that the guy who wrote Lucas that message was doing it to mess with that girl. Furthermore, looking at her profile, I put her age at about 25 or 26. That may be a bit outside Lucas's age range for an ovulator. So, even if it were true, Tubby may refuse the fancy Red Robin date for that. It's not ageist when Lucas does it, it's science! Reee!
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That and you’re expected in a communist scenario to WORK...to the best of your ability, but work. He’d be stuck unloading trucks all day or some other “no brains but has two working arms” job. Only in a cushy welfare state like he has now is he allowed to sit around letting the government pay his entire way through life while he complains.
Unless all your limbs are broken and you have dementia, you work or you starve in a communist regime.
Also: “if I explode at her boyfriend then I’ll lose my spot in the queue!” What a fukken mong he is. You don’t queue up to have sex/dates with a woman and she just takes you all in turn, you fat fuck. He really just does see women as sex vending machines.
Lucas walks in on a woman shagging her man. He places an arcade token on her tits and declares “I got next!” Then retreats to the corner of the room to patiently wait his turn.
But I do love that he whiiiiines that no one will bring him a woman and go to Red Robin...and when one actually materializes, he says, “ehhhhh, I GUESS. Make her DM me though, too much work for me to do it.” Unless someone kidnaps a teen girl, drugs and strips her and places her IN the bed with Lucas at his home, no one is doing enough for him, poor bloke,
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As was mentioned by Da Dude123, from meeting her once he is now "so in love" . I fear he's becoming more desperate/unstable and it won't end well for some girl that's foolish enough to "meet" him. If he does go back to college it would be irresponsible for admin not to put out a warning on him.
Yea, she does look to be above his maximum range, but Lucas is desperate to get his dick wet, so he might take a shot. He was willing to "break his rule" and bang his 30 yr old platonic friend. We'll see if there are further developments on this "supposed" date.
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I was wondering what the story was of Lucas supposedly having handlers accompany him to class? We never really got a clear answer if that was actually true. I do wonder if the school has some people following him around while he is on campus? It will be interesting to see if he returns to school in the fall.
I think the handler he was seen with was a guy Lucas talked about in one of his game videos. A "friend" from college, that was supposedly going to arrange for Lucas to meet a board game group that was thinking of "inviting" Lucas. From Lucas saying he could find no one to play his games, looks like the "friend" and the game group checked Lucas out and dropped him like a hot potato.
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One of the funniest parts of the Wern Saga was when a girl decided to send him her nudes for le ebic troll and then freaked out when the mentally ill pedophile decided to spam them on the Internet to prove he had a girlfriend. Because nobody could have predicted that would happen, right?