💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

One of the funniest parts of the Wern Saga was when a girl decided to send him her nudes for le ebic troll and then freaked out when the mentally ill pedophile decided to spam them on the Internet to prove he had a girlfriend. Because nobody could have predicted that would happen, right?

When did that happen. Was he in Olympia or had already "moved" to Spokane?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

When did that happen. Was he in Olympia or had already "moved" to Spokane?

Before he got to Spokane iirc.

 

[Rescuetoast]

That was in like 2011 or 2012 iirc?

 

[mothman96]

That was in like 2011 or 2012 iirc?

By that time frame, it happened not long after Suzanne kicked the pedo out.

 

[Rogowski]

One of the funniest parts of the Wern Saga was when a girl decided to send him her nudes for le ebic troll and then freaked out when the mentally ill pedophile decided to spam them on the Internet to prove he had a girlfriend. Because nobody could have predicted that would happen, right?

Also reminds me of that dumbass girl who matched him on tinder for the purposes of trolling him and then when people started digging deeper into her it turned out she was a rising star and newly elected vice chairwoman of the 4th Legislative District Democratic Party. Why would you waste time fucking with Lucas under your government name if you had that much to lose?

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Fuck Sksksksksksksksk Lucas is so fucking dumb, Bart with the Muffin over and over again.

 

[mothman96]

Fuck Sksksksksksksksk Lucas is so fucking dumb, Bart with the Muffin over and over again. View attachment 847423

Any background as to what led to the "I don't know". To continue to lead on a 40 yr old psycho pedo shows that girl Lacy Lacie is more exceptional than I thought.

Edt: to correct the name.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I'm speculating but I believe it has to do with his recent FB vomit of "tell me what to change" and his indirect statuses toward her after she revealed to him that she is in a relationship. She hugged him so now he's upset that she is not in his rape dungeon right now right now right now right now.

 

[mothman96]

I'm speculating but I believe it has to do with his recent FB vomit of "tell me what to change" and his indirect statuses toward her after she revealed to him that she is in a relationship. She hugged him so now he's upset that she is not in his rape dungeon right now right now right now right now.

She actually IRL hugged him?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I'm speculating but I believe it has to do with his recent FB vomit of "tell me what to change" and his indirect statuses toward her after she revealed to him that she is in a relationship. She hugged him so now he's upset that she is not in his rape dungeon right now right now right now right now.

This girl looks like an idiot. Fucking around with the Wern is only asking for trouble. Leave the fucking around to the professionals. (Lucas)

 

[pawgchamp]

This girl looks like an idiot. Fucking around with the Wern is only asking for trouble. Leave the fucking around to the professionals. (Lucas)

poking a meth gator with a stick lol

 

[mothman96]

This girl looks like an idiot. Fucking around with the Wern is only asking for trouble. Leave the fucking around to the professionals. (Lucas)

Another idiot is her boyfriend. What kind of guy wants his girlfriend playing facebook footsies with the town's insane pedo. That's if a boyfriend really exists and wasn't made up to "temper" Lucas down.

 

[Da Dude123]

That exceptional fool! A 39 year old man meets a girl once and is in love? People like him never learn. Few people find immediate attachment an attractive trait. I could see this ending in tard rage. Although, Lucas seemed to take Corina being a troll fairly well. I wonder if Lacie is on Sofalaw, or another troll site talking shit about Lucas?

 

[nekrataal]

I could see this ending in tard rage.

I’m expecting it to end in tard rage.

 

[mothman96]

That exceptional fool! A 39 year old man meets a girl once and is in love? People like him never learn. Few people find immediate attachment an attractive trait. I could see this ending in tard rage. Although, Lucas seemed to take Corina being a troll fairly well. I wonder if Lacie is on Sofalaw, or another troll site talking shit about Lucas?

If she was on Sofalaw, I think we would have already known about it.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He says he’s “in love” but that’s only because there isn’t really a word yet for “I just found my best possible current lead for getting sex.”

“I’m in potential-laid”? Is that a good phrase?

 

[Da Dude123]

Courtesy of "It's Wednesday My Dudes" The Wern wishes someone would give in to lust with him....

 

[mothman96]

Courtesy of "It's Wednesday My Dudes" The Wern wishes someone would give in to lust with him....

Wait, Is he still securing his place in the queue by not attacking Lacie and her homeboys? So he wants someone to lust with him till his number comes up with Lacie.

 

[Rescuetoast]

That exceptional fool! A 39 year old man meets a girl once and is in love? People like him never learn. Few people find immediate attachment an attractive trait. I could see this ending in tard rage. Although, Lucas seemed to take Corina being a troll fairly well. I wonder if Lacie is on Sofalaw, or another troll site talking shit about Lucas?

Can confirm she is not in SOFALAW.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lust means they’d find you physically attractive, Werner. Which is never going to happen unless you shave your greasy hair off, hit a gym and lose quite a few stone, bathe more often and stop farting whole blocks of cheese.