Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lust means they’d find you physically attractive, Werner. Which is never going to happen unless you shave your greasy hair off, hit a gym and lose quite a few stone, bathe more often and stop farting whole blocks of cheese.
Cheese in, cheese out.

Lucas must sweat that yellow oil that comes off of cheap cheese when you melt it.
 
Can confirm she is not in SOFALAW.
Doesn’t Shao and the other tards have an anti SOFALAW group where they come up with these gay ass ideas? In other news, here’s manic posting.

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Doesn’t Shao and the other tards have an anti SOFALAW group where they come up with these gay ass ideas? In other news, here’s manic posting.


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Doesn’t Shao and the other tards have an anti SOFALAW group where they come up with these gay ass ideas? In other news, here’s manic posting.

After his rent is deducted and his sushi, can he afford to give her $800 a mo?. As it is, he isn't going to have the money for a Red Robin date at the end of the month. Unless, it means he expects to move in with her. So what is he saying? For 800 he deserves her body, but is willing to keep it platonic and observe her dating other guys. It doesn't register with the fool, he'd still be an incel cuck. Trashing and farting up her place will just be icing on the cake.

Now if it's just "dating" and he can't afford a Red Robin date at the end of the mo, how often is he going to be buying his date "expensive food"? Is she going to his filthy, farted up hole to get fucked on his greasy bed, or he'll be fucking her at her place.

Where is he finding all these gay guys that find him attractive? Been hanging out at/by gay bars? Of course this translates to women thinking he's "hot", yea.

Yup buying 12 lb of cheese is not gluttonous, ha, ha.

The light bulb isn't on that he gets trolled with the "love" he gets.
 
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“Date me and I will buy you expensive food and fuck you.”

Lucas, I know these things are the only things that matter to YOU, but if this is your definition of dating, it’s one more reason you’re fuckin single.

E: why does he assume women can’t afford their own expensive food? The women he wants to date aren’t the ones on government dole.
 
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What is this $800 thing? There is absolutely no way Lucas is paying $800 a month for anything. Tardbux are essentially disability. If you get on disability without ever having worked or having worked very little, your disability check is hardly anything. Less than $1000 a month. Is he giving this Lacie money? It sounded like he just met her what a little over a week ago.

And who is he wanting to push out the window? Is he turning violent again? Maybe his handlers need to see that?
 
What is this $800 thing? There is absolutely no way Lucas is paying $800 a month for anything. Tardbux are essentially disability. If you get on disability without ever having worked or having worked very little, your disability check is hardly anything. Less than $1000 a month. Is he giving this Lacie money? It sounded like he just met her what a little over a week ago.
Looks to me that he's putting it out there for Lacy to see, if he moves in with her He'll give her 800 a mo. His check I think is around 1000 a mo.

And who is he wanting to push out the window? Is he turning violent again? Maybe his handlers need to see that?
He is prone to violence, served time for domestic violence, and the restraining orders, It's very concerning that he is warning people that he would literally throw someone out the window.

ETA: A right think person, would stay away from the psycho.
 
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Courtesy of "It's Wednesday My Dudes" The Wern wishes someone would give in to lust with him....
"Kissin' while youre fuckin' elevates the lust to love."

Ooh you panty-dropper.

Doesn’t Shao and the other tards have an anti SOFALAW group where they come up with these gay ass ideas? In other news, here’s manic posting.

"If I'm giving you $800 a month..."

I hope the fat old lady at the welfare office stuffs your neet-bucks check down the front of her pants and orders you to come earn it.
 
Damn, I thought he'd given up on 18-24. I guess I mistakenly thought the board game / college phase was, I dunno, progress?

He's so manic, teetering between super smug and no confidence. I have to remember though, lucas's bragadoccio is online only. From what we've heard, he can't even talk to a girl on his own.

I guess, as always, @QueenBurritoSupreme was right: Lucas never changes or improves. He's also dumb as hell, seemingly on the cusp of being catfished again.
 
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