Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Is this the same fat creepy reee.tarted pedophile who wanted to bring back the guillotine?
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Is this the same fat creepy reee.tarted pedophile who wanted to bring back the guillotine?
Yeah he is a massive hypocrite on all levels. Didn’t he have some idea of choosing a national sacrifice by vote every year? Maybe he realized it would be him.

I also recall him fantasizing about elecrocuting kiwis while he snogged all of our respective lady relatives at once.
 
Yep, that dead ass, Lucas Werner back on his virtue signaling. Just saying whatever to make himself look good or anything that he thinks will impress the ladies. One minute he is all about chopping heads off, the next minute he hates war and violence. On God!

Is this the same fat creepy reee.tarted pedophile who wanted to bring back the guillotine?
 
“I WONT BE FRIENDS WITH WOMEN UNTIL ONE OF YOU FUCKS ME BUT YOU HAVE TO BE 21 AND SMOKIN HOT THE ENTIRE CITY OF SPOKANE NEEDS TO MAKE ME A PRIORITY”
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How very Capitalist of you Wern, my friend.

“I WONT BE FRIENDS WITH WOMEN UNTIL ONE OF YOU FUCKS ME BUT YOU HAVE TO BE 21 AND SMOKIN HOT THE ENTIRE CITY OF SPOKANE NEEDS TO MAKE ME A PRIORITY”
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Just a casual bit of megalomania today, Wern my old fruit.
 
Lucas claiming people talking to him is harassment.
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Lucas is an unapologetic snitch. Very revolutionary of you comrade.
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I hope Lucas still reads this thread because now he’s aware that the girl he wanted to fuck is now dating one of the twiggy alien swagfags.
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Lucas talking about shit he has no idea about.
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“I WONT BE FRIENDS WITH WOMEN UNTIL ONE OF YOU FUCKS ME BUT YOU HAVE TO BE 21 AND SMOKIN HOT THE ENTIRE CITY OF SPOKANE NEEDS TO MAKE ME A PRIORITY”
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Hahahahaaaaa WHY WON’T WOMEN DATE ME AFTER I MADE IT CLEAR I ONLY WANT THEM FOR SEX OR BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS AND I DON’T SEE THEM AS PEOPLE WORTHY OF FRIENDSHIP.

I cannot imagine. Wait didn’t he say he hates making friends with men too unless they hooked him up with a hottie?

I DON’T WANT THE FRIENDSHIP OF ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING UNLESS YOU’RE GIVING ME SEX WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHY AM I SO ALONE
 
Lucas claiming people talking to him is harassment.
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Lucas is an unapologetic snitch. Very revolutionary of you comrade.
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I hope Lucas still reads this thread because now he’s aware that the girl he wanted to fuck is now dating one of the twiggy alien swagfags.
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Lucas talking about shit he has no idea about.
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Ha, Lucas was kissing that guys ass big time thinking it was go to get him close to Lacie. Spencer was his "amigo".
 
Lucas claiming people talking to him is harassment.
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Lucas is an unapologetic snitch. Very revolutionary of you comrade.
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I hope Lucas still reads this thread because now he’s aware that the girl he wanted to fuck is now dating one of the twiggy alien swagfags.
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Lucas talking about shit he has no idea about.
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Sure would be a shame.. except dear leader has been preparing to be independent from Cloudflare for months. Lucas, keep up, you fat pedophile.
 
If he calls 911 he sure as shit should get in trouble. I'm betting when he says he's "talked to the police" he means he called Crime Check. Crime Check is nothing more than a local phone number that you can call to alert the police to a crime that has taken place, but is not currently, or there is, but it is not an emergency. And they are certainly not law enforcement officers.

BTW, unless Luke does anything to get kicked out of his flop room, it is permanent unlike The Phoenix House. Every time I drive by it, it makes me laugh picturing him upstairs reeeeing on the internet about Kiwi's, bigots, ageists, etc. , all while gnawing on a gigantic block of cheese. It's been 95-100 degrees here for the past few days, I don't even want to imagine how his room smells, let alone him.
 
“Listening to rap turns white people into assholes”
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He still thinks he can hold his e-friendship hostage in exchange for barely legal poon.
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“HAHAHAHAHA, what do you mean? No, hehe I love being single with no friends it’s great”
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You aren’t fooling anyone Lucas you’ve gone out of your way for over a decade to avoid work so the working class isn’t going to coddle you.
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How do you do fellow comrades?
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“Don’t get me wrong I LOVE having women as platonic friends!” Said the fatboy who just posted that platonically-minded women can fuck right off.

Right I’m sure he adores being holed up in his tiny fartbox single-bedroom with a shared loo he has to use with other lunatics, getting pocket money doled out to him by a government nanny who, unlike him, knows how to handle adult finances and work. I’m sure the grand life of eating blocks of chalky cheddar while angrily typing on the net and spending every day alone with no friends is an enviable one,

And when he tires of that rich and fulfilling life, he can cap it off with a trip to the pub to sit alone in a corner all night, staring at women who would rather swallow glass than touch him. Everyone socializing, dancing and having fun, while Lucas sweats and festers in the corner by himself, his remaining hairs falling out one by one and his cheese-filled gut breaking down more processed dairy to be turned into another pound of fat on his enormous spotted arse.

I can’t imagine why the hottest women in Spokane don’t want to throw themselves at him. I know I’m wet just thinking about it!
 
BTW, unless Luke does anything to get kicked out of his flop room, it is permanent unlike The Phoenix House. Every time I drive by it, it makes me laugh picturing him upstairs reeeeing on the internet about Kiwi's, bigots, ageists, etc. , all while gnawing on a gigantic block of cheese. It's been 95-100 degrees here for the past few days, I don't even want to imagine how his room smells, let alone him.

Brother, you exist in the vicinity of The Wern himself? Do you know anyone who has made contact with him? Have you had any contact with him yourself? If so, please give a detailed account of any findings.

I don't know about anyone else here, but I didn't even know Spokane existed until I learned of Lucas. Now whenever I see it in the news/media (oddly frequently.. funny how things are like that) I immediately think of The Wern. He tarnishes its reputation considerably. He is to Spokane what Shakespeare was to Stratford-Upon-Avon, but for bad reasons.
 
Brother, you exist in the vicinity of The Wern himself? Do you know anyone who has made contact with him? Have you had any contact with him yourself? If so, please give a detailed account of any findings.

I do live here! I work downtown, where Lucas lives, and I've only seen him once. He was walking out of sushi.com after he had gorged himself. He walks super awkward, with his hand behind his back with his hands clasped together. I'm not sure if he thinks it makes him look interesting because it does not. It is not a natural position at all. That is the only time I have see him, but I do know another person in this thread somewhere has also seen him in person, if I recall right, at a pot shop. I was going to post pictures of the building he lives at, but I'm not sure if it is allowed or not - because it does give a location for where he lives, but no room number.

I always keep my eyes open when I'm out running errands on lunch breaks and promise that I will take a picture(s). The picture I posted when I did see him was pretty blurry, but you could tell it was him. When I get a chance I'll go through this thread and see if I can find it. *EDIT* I also want you to know that I am out of his prime age range, so I am safe. 😂 @BowlOfDick go look at page 268 and 269
 
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He walks super awkward, with his hand behind his back with his hands clasped together. I'm not sure if he thinks it makes him look interesting because it does not. It is not a natural position at all.

Thank you for your insight sir.

Indeed, from what I’ve seen of his walking style and generally odd movements, Lucas seems to suffer from dyskinesia. This is likely due to the extra-pyramidal side effects of antipsychotics. Pseudoparkinsonism.

The hands clasped behind back feature isn’t typical of this affliction however, and is likely just him trying to look interesting. If Lucas could Naruto run, I’m sure he would.
 
Thank you for your insight sir.

Indeed, from what I’ve seen of his walking style and generally odd movements, Lucas seems to suffer from dyskinesia. This is likely due to the extra-pyramidal side effects of antipsychotics. Pseudoparkinsonism.

The hands clasped behind back feature isn’t typical of this affliction however, and is likely just him trying to look interesting. If Lucas could Naruto run, I’m sure he would.
He’s practicing for when they slap the cuffs on him for assaulting a teenager on campus.
 
I do live here! I work downtown, where Lucas lives, and I've only seen him once. He was walking out of sushi.com after he had gorged himself. He walks super awkward, with his hand behind his back with his hands clasped together. I'm not sure if he thinks it makes him look interesting because it does not. It is not a natural position at all. That is the only time I have see him, but I do know another person in this thread somewhere has also seen him in person, if I recall right, at a pot shop. I was going to post pictures of the building he lives at, but I'm not sure if it is allowed or not - because it does give a location for where he lives, but no room number.

I always keep my eyes open when I'm out running errands on lunch breaks and promise that I will take a picture(s). The picture I posted when I did see him was pretty blurry, but you could tell it was him. When I get a chance I'll go through this thread and see if I can find it. *EDIT* I also want you to know that I am out of his prime age range, so I am safe. 😂 @BowlOfDick go look at page 268 and 269


He probably walks like that because of the BBC's Sherlock. That's how he walks and probably thinks it makes him look smart if he mimics it
 
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